Supporting my local bookstore and my favorite rockstar/author/real estate agent, @billjanovitz.bsky.social.

As a lover of both Taylor Swift and dick jokes, I am truly in hog heaven this week.

As a lover of both Taylor Swift and dick jokes, I am truly in hog heaven this week.

This was the best possible way to discover that “scheme“ has a very different context in Ireland than it does in the US.

I don’t necessarily dislike “Spooky Season,“ but it feels like I missed a vote a few years back to decide that everybody was gonna start calling October that.

Say Anything: Lloyd Dobler stands outside Diane’s window holding up his phone. He prompts Siri, “Play ‘In Your Eyes’ by Peter Gabriel.” Siri streams “Private Eyes” by Hall and Oates, right after playing a thirty-second Geico ad.

I think what my wife and I have most in common with other couples are our text conversations about Nik Kershaw and Chesney Hawkes.

DC’s cover/masthead design is exquisite craftsmanship across the board while Marvel’s looks like they hired a middle schooler with the free version of Canva.

When I was asked to play the Apokolips comedy festival I wasn't sure. But then I found out the only rules were that I couldn't make jokes about Darkseid or the anti-life equation, so I decided to go. And I found out at that the parademons are just like us in many ways.

My 17-year-old is the Life Cereal Mikey of watching TV, but I hooked him with a surefire winner tonight: PEEP SHOW s4e5.

U2’s best since ‘Achtung Baby.’

BIG DICTIONARY ENERGY

Damn, that’s cool.

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

The places I’ve been that I’ve liked the least still contained wonderful people and interesting things. Life‘s too short to shit on somebody else’s home.

thank god there is one fewer qualified nurse on our streets

Heading to the bookstore on Tuesday. So excited for this. Let's Go!

Currently discovering the only thing that can make the Apple Store experience even worse is accidentally wearing a shirt the same color as the workers.

I have recently learned that (a) I like SZA and (b) “fuck with” is now a good thing.

Damn, Ron.

This dick is completely incapable of not looking like a dick.

America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest

I’ve realized we can sell future pro comics guests on OCAF simply with the promise of A VENUE WITH WINDOWS!

New constitutional amendment just dropped

I learned today the only thing worse than finding out one of your professional acquaintances is a Charlie Kirk Holy Warrior is finding out through a generative A.I. post featuring multiple Charlies Kirk that your professional acquaintance who emigrated from Thailand is a Charlie Kirk Holy Warrior.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!

IT’S HAPPENING #OCAF2025

Very excited about washing my car tomorrow morning so that it will be a worthy receptacle to transport such precious cargo from the airport to the fancy hotel our #OCAF2025 guests are booked at.

I'm packing some books for OKLAHOMA! If someone is sure they want a Batman '66 Compendium (it has everything by everybody), let me know tonight so I pack enough please. Same with the Silent Knight collections

why is it called AI generated and not slop-motion animation

This is the building we’re throwing our free comic arts festival in. I mean, COME ON.

Boy, I sure hope the killing of Charlie Kirk receives the same amount of sustained media attention as the assassination of Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman and her husband in June.

What I’m looking forward to most about this panel is throwing a bunch of gotcha questions at these bozos since they all missed the generous deadline I gave them to email me some anecdotes/talking points to build softball questions around. THE GLOVES ARE OFF. #OCAF2025

None of my questions nor answers will be as clever as the title of this #OCAF2025 panel.

A comic arts festival I’ve been planning with @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social for a year and a half is actually happening in 5 1/2 days. I’m so tired.

When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm

Just imagine if Marvel hired Dylan to redesigned their entire line so their trade dress would stop looking like absolute dog shit.

I just backed @seanwangart.bsky.social’s RUNNERS on @kickstarter.com. Looks like good stuff! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sea...

One of the many reasons I still invest in and enjoy physical media is that I can pick up a book or pop in a CD or hit play on a Blu-ray and at no point in the process is someone trying to sell me something.

ChatGPTerminator

This panel has a readymade theme song that I may play at the start, but only Parker & I are old enough to know it.

One of the best ways to gather ideas is by collecting experiences. Go on a trip, visit a museum, try your hand at a car repair. The experiences can vary in size, but they can all have huge impact on your creativity!

I love Thomas Haden Church so I tried out TIRES on Netflix and now that I’ve actually watched Shane Gillis I can report that his thing is essentially Danny McBride For Dummies.

Change.org petition to change federal holidays to Fridays so that we get a 2 Saturdays + 1 Sunday weekend instead of a 1 Saturday + 2 Sundays weekend that fucks the rest of the week up every time.

Nate Silver is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart math guy sounds like and that dumb person is Nate Silver

Very pleased to see a good half dozen “Find The River”s in the replies.

"Maybe he's dead" is now our version of a holiday.

I think it’s been out long enough that I can share that my first reaction to WEAPONS was staring at the screen as the credits began to roll and exclaiming, “THAT WAS AMY MADIGAN?!?”

Happy Labor Day 🙂

I would not clap this long for someone who pulled me from a burning car.