Gorgeous art from my forever Knucklebro, RWIV!

More people need to be taking about this deliciously fucked up murder show.

Maybe mitch McConnell is pregnant so they're keeping him alive to let the fetus grow

I’m coming out to Oklahoma!

The McConnell family is getting in some practice pulling plugs.

In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.

A client once said an actress on a radio spot sounded “too fat.”

you had ONE JOB, lightning 🙄

Celebrating America today is like celebrating Father's Day after being beaten with a belt.

Man if you’re gonna tell the Pope he’s wrong you should at least google it first.

I like how this looks likes a new cast member being added to the Spin City intro a few seasons in

The real song of the summer

He excommunicates pieces of shit for breakfast.

new metaphor just dropped

Should've saved the dolly zoom for this moment

first ethical millionaire

@ogawaburukku.bsky.social’s art for #OCAF2026 is so freaking cool, including the OCAF Kids mascot, Chester O’Calf!

46 years ago today, a movie came out that helped me fulfill a dream I didn't even know I had. Thanks, David, Jim and Jerry, for being serious just long enough to offer me the chance to collaborate with you. And also for the chance to interview David Letterman. I made him laugh. Best 15 minutes ever.

Maybe the crowd got Raptured, I guess that’s possible

Fuck these fuckers. I’m gonna go see it in IMAX this week.

I totally can’t wait to introduce Jeff to OKC (and vice-versa).

Moose outside shoulda told ya!

We took a sweaty walk to it this morning out of morbid curiosity, but since they’re not allowing any backpacks or purses or strollers, a handful of people actually made it through the entrance.

I keep thinking Goose is Geese and Turnstile is Chat Pile.

This afternoon I bought ‘Heaven or Las Vegas’ by Cocteau Twins on CD and the 4K Criterion of ‘Body Heat,’ and my only regret was it was at Barnes & Noble instead of a local store.

I really hate this remake of The Humpty Dance.

Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal

I spent 200 hours and a lotta Southwest miles to bring my handsome Knucklebro @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social’s dream to life last September. We just launched a Kickstarter for the next (totally free!) Oklahoma Comic Arts Festival with cool stuff for backers whether you can attend the fest or not!

I was going to say, “I hope he takes the rest of the Boomer Dems with him,” but then I discovered his 81-year-old ass is TOO OLD TO BE A BOOMER.

A character in a sitcom was loosely based on me.

Of course I just backed @themightylayman.bsky.social’s & Rob Guillory’s GHOSTBRAWLER #1 Bruiser Edition on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...

Nothing reminds you that you ate asparagus like eating asparagus.

All folds, no honor.

Currently updating my description of Jelly Roll from “fat guy who fell asleep on a newspaper” to “fat guy taking Ozempic who fell asleep on a newspaper.”

We must protect Roku because it's the only place where you can stream The Rockford Files for free

Just keep Spike Lee far away from all metal garbage cans.

There you go America; never say socialism won't work for you.

I’m very pleased to have had the chance to storyboard DISCLOSURE DAY and work with Steven Spielberg, one of my filmmaking heroes.

For the first time in my life I am watching the New York Knickerbockers play a basketball game and am personally invested in its outcome.

Gen Z girlfriend sort of surprised that I can only make love to Paul Simon’s “The Capeman” album. Deal with it!

Bad news: there’s a bear trap and a cougar awaiting him at home plate.

Grape stomp lady karaoke

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

If you’re wondering what it’s like to be a writer I just out loud said “oh, I know!” immediately followed by “eh, I don’t know.”

Welp, guess I’m a Knicks fan now.

When Jessie is under the bed as her owner girl grows up, she watches the Futurama Dog ep in full :(