Just wake me when he is dead.

No spoilers, but I appreciate the MacGruber movie vibes in one particular scene of The Boys’ series finale.

No spoilers, but I appreciate the MacGruber movie vibes in one particular scene of The Boys’ series finale.

You can’t spell MALIn AKERMan without RAMI MALEK.

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The Boomer instructor of every design student group I talk to always asks me to discuss the importance of AI in professional creative, and every time I tell students it’s stolen shit that sucks, and they’re always all, right on, man.

This Mother’s Day, I’m still recovering from watching IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU on my Friday flight home from Italy.

Let’s all agree to start calling all theoretical Rubio supporters “Rubes.“

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

This is as fundamental a picture of Americans as soldiers lifting the flag at Iwo Jima.

At this morning’s general assembly, the Vatican band played “Dancing Queen“ as Pope Leo’s walk up music. I shit you not.

The AI Boom inspired me to create a bullshit organization that everyone I’ve met under 25 loves: www.fuai.sucks

So…I met The Pope yesterday and he was a super cool dude. *Non-watermarked pic coming as soon as the Vatican online shop approves it.

Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it

After two relaxing days in Florence we are returning to the hellmouth that is Rome.

Why don't you eat an entire butterscotch pudding pie in a graham cracker crust topped with whipped cream about it?

NOYCE

Had to bring this back since apparently they are trying to pass legislation for us to in fact fund the ballroom. #elmo #sesamestreet #relatablequotes #politicalart #protestart

Our long national nightmare is finally getting longer

I don’t know who Klay is, but anyone who watched THE FALL AND RISE OF REGGIE DINKINS will tell you she belongs with Daniel Radcliffe.

James Garner, here in a dune buggy oh shit I hope he doesn't do something COOL AF

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

hey if you're feeling mentally all over the place it's nice to read a book

I served with JK Simmons. I knew JK Simmons. JK Simmons was a friend of mine. Diplo, you're no JK Simmons.

I just wasn’t prepared for that last name.

Iran, I was not familiar with your game.

cybertruck owners are achieving levels of unfuckability scientists previously believed impossible

We elected a government of game show hosts, podcasters, and grifters who have just broken the global economy to generate social media content, all because we were mad that our roofers spoke Spanish. This is, hands down, the dumbest imperial collapse ever.

Can it now?

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

We need to recognize that the people we describe as "faith-based" are actually nihilists. If your only belief is that your fate is determined by a vengeful egomaniacal god who punishes its creation seemingly randomly for an end goal only it can understand, you don't actually believe in anything.

Some of my finest work.

Sorry I'm late. There was an online form and I had to scroll to my birth year.

This song always gives me a quick hit of nostalgic optimism of being 22 during Clinton‘s first year in office thinking real change was finally possible.

alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit

Excellent timing because never has the world been more on the side of robots or cops

Today I learned I can read German

Kinda wanna buy this hoodie from the local Christian coffeeshop to spread a message they surely did not intend for it.

That's right

I made this a year ago and it is still true 💖✨ and yes I know that VW was made for the n*zis back in the day. #falloutboy #digitalcollage #digitalcollageart #2000saesthetics #2000snostalgia

So funny, not a single human laughed.

Lobbying for an exception

There’s something very charming about putting a Parental Advisory sticker on a compact disc case in 2026.

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

It's sad that the war will escalate the prices of many things for consumers, but you must remember that giant corporations have to maintain their massive profits, and that really is the most important thing xxx

Still remains such a massive tell that this man is far and away the most popular modern president among people who won’t shut the fuck up about how much they love Jesus

Finally, the three shells

The Thunder trying to schedule a White House visit: