Stealworkers

Stumble and The Paper are hilariously smart, and St. Denis Medical’s Dr. Bruce Schweitz is a deliciously Alan Partridge-sized, pompous asshole.

The last thing I need is for AI to smell like cabbage and yell at me for voting for Bill Clinton.

Jemaine Clement, your EGOT is calling.

Finally watched “KPOP DEMON HUNTERS” and heard “Golden” and thought it sounded familiar and somebody else did, too.

This is a great thread that hits on a lot of points I share with graphic design/advertising students & young professionals: Do great work, but also be cool and curious and add positive energy to the room. And as you make your way, always pay it forward for those coming up.

Redistribution of Billions by Instituting New High-Income Obligations on Overlooked Debt (ROBINHOOD) Goddamn do I love a good acronym.

The only ethical use of AI is making it listen to Quentin Tarantino's opinions so that we don't have to.

A bargain at any price, but especially the actual price Joe’s charging!

I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.

Reading a book about The Cars and thinking “I need to listen to The Cars,“ vs. watching a five-hour docuseries about Billy Joel and thinking, “I need to get far away from this miserable human being.“

This year I got $99 worth of laughs simply from, “Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck”

Once again, a movie about animals has given me hope for humanity that humanity is unable to live up to.

This one is for my good friend @brianwinkeler.bsky.social:

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I’m #thankful for @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social moving home to OKC so we could team up to create (with our pals) the @okcomicarts.bsky.social Festival, and that his OGN Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella will reach 💯 with YOUR support! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...

Writing about AI recently it occurred to me that our big problem right now is that no one is looking for answers anymore. We're only looking for confirmation. We've stopped seeking the truth and are only interested in finding "proof" to justify the things we believe that aren't backed up by reality.

I’m screwed.

Finally, a grill capable of nothing but undercooking chicken.

If my Prime Video subscription has taught me anything, this means they are lesbians during the war.

Sometimes two!

I haven’t saved many of the comics of my youth but I sure as hell still have every single Comico Jonny Quest.

Bluesky Safety definitely thought Carol was asking for a live hand grenade.

My friends need to start watching PLURIBUS because I need to talk to them about the revelation I had watching the conversation with the DHL driver in episode three.

PBS be like, "hey, remember when America overthrew tyranny."

Shazam! Watercolours

Tim Robinson’s THE CHAIR COMPANY feels like watching a TV sequel to Daniel Clowes’s EIGHTBALL.

“Oh, no, no, no, you’re a smart guy, clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about... the essence of the game. It’s about the cones.”

When I decided at the beginning of the year that I’m going to retire in October 2030 when I turn 60, there has not been a day I haven’t thought about how I’m going to retire in October 2030 when I turn 60.

This is truly a gift from Black Santa.

The next film should open with Bond waking up in Bob Newhart’s apartment. He walks into the living room to find a nonverbal child staring at a snow globe.

Oh shit this is gonna be good.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Was in a group today where someone was giving a presentation about ChatGPT and he asked what questions we had and I asked, “When does it tell me to kill myself?“

Upcoming "Letting Them Talk" guest: comics legend and bigtime Squeeze fan Mike Carlin willharris.substack.com/p/upcoming-l...

I designed this for Will ’cause he’s been an awesome online and IRL friend for years & years and also with the promise of Paget Brewster seeing it.

People are just fucking tired of cruelty

Renovated as a concert venue after decades of neglect and looks GORGEOUS all lit up at night.

Cheney was an evil motherfucker who would definitely be roasting in Hell if it actually existed but that’s not gonna stop me from appreciating that he spent his final years shitting on Trump.

OF COURSE I just backed Dreamhouse: An Existential Suspense Graphic Novella by my #Knucklebro4Lyfe @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rob...

we can finally talk about dick cheney and jack donaghy's night of passion

I prefer Mitchells who are vs. the Machines.

Most think of SEO as a 21st century invention, but its first appearance is actually 1952, with the release of SCANDAL SHEET 1952 CRIME DRAMA THRILLER FILM NOIR CLASSIC MYSTERY

Forgot to get candy so each kid is getting a single page torn out of Blood Meridian

I tried this with a couple of Brian Winkelers but apparently I’m the only one that’s not lame as hell.

Done and done!

In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems

“sexy cliff cheers jeopardy answer”

Today!