You’re telling me that my wife went without pay for a month and a half, all while working full time, just for you to cave right after a resounding blowout in your own state. May this be your last term and someone with a backbone can take your place

As far as elections go, it’s important to remember that you Winsome, and you lose some.

If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

This, and the team not having announced STM renewals yet is not boding well for the future of DCU

Bella Chow

A truly wonderful union

Me two weeks ago: I mean the guy probably killed himself, prisoners do it all the time. Knock it off with all this conspiracy stuff, you sound like a QAnon weirdo Me now: Trump and Epstein planned 9/11 to divert government resources from investigating their joint pedophilia ring

Ownership can keep cycling through coaches and GMs without investing, or if they really care about this team then they could sell it to someone who can put their money where their mouth is and actually invest to make DC what it once was

@garrettmorrison.bsky.social I don't know if you saw, but the University of Minnesota is set to close their golf course. It's a 1929 Tom Vardon design. Sucks to see it go as it was a great track in a great area.

THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"

Pope Malört the first

It better be poperoni pizzabella or we riot

iirc because of how qualification and coefficient points works, Inter Miami losing to the Vancouver Whitecaps in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semi-final counts as a loss for the MLS and a win for "Canadian Championship" the tournament between Canadian MLS teams and Semi-Pro teams that qualified them.

Can I tell you about someone else who we thought was dead, but then came back?

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

That’s weird because I pay taxes and have a wife

@garrettmorrison.bsky.social another masters question: the only bunker that really has the MacKenzie look is the fairway bunker at 10. I’m assuming there were more bunkers of that style around but have been rounded out over the years. Why did that happen?

@garrettmorrison.bsky.social I love the 13th at Augusta and think it might be the best hole in the world. We see other holes repeated or referenced over and over (road hole) but why don’t we see more copies of the 13th around?

God help us all

This is the only correct answer

@garrettmorrison.bsky.social have you ever played P.B. Dye in Maryland? I’m going to play it for the second time next week and I wonder how it compares to his dad’s courses. PB is an accomplished architect in his own right, but I see traces of Pete everywhere

Chuck, think of how many more books you can sell if you vote no and put up a fight

Neville Chamberlain lookin’ ass

@garrettmorrison.bsky.social there’s different “genres” of golf architecture: golden age, modern (rtj) minimalist, maximalist, and the restoration specialists now. Where would you say Pete dye fits in? He seems to be a genre all his own, right?

More like Jeff bozos amirite?

Go Canada

Con: I am still stuck in traffic, having taken 53 minutes to travel 7.3 miles with 4.7 to go. Pro: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social ad reads have me crying with laughter.

Acceptable.

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show

Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

Go birds

His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.

This is the least excited I have been for a dc united season in a decade. I just don’t believe the organization has any interest in engaging fans or building a sustainable product

To be clear, this was already the plan, and there is nothing new here. This was always the plan and has been in place for months

Nuzzi could have had this scoop

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.

Feeling this song for no particular reason open.spotify.com/track/2vRCfS...

Greenland and Denmark tell Donald Trump to "Fu*k Off!"

When I started to get into soccer over a decade ago, I had no idea what to watch for to understand the game. ETR (along with @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social and the other folks at filibuster) made me an informed soccer fan. Ball knowers talking ball will still be the absolute best. I will miss it.

The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire

Man, I feel like a woman

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