Dreamed I was part of a club that had been overtaken by white supremacists. Everyone was playing Hava Nagila on pastel-coloured violins. I said, "DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS A JEWISH SONG, YOU RAGING ANTISEMITES!" and everyone said, "No, there are lots of songs that have this tune." Then I stormed out.

"This is not your mother's or your grandmother's Narnia. The music in it is unbelievably contemporary music. I’m not gonna say specifically, but things like Pink Floyd and The Doors." The quotes about the new Narnia movies are weird, but they made sense when I watched the first few minutes.

There are a lot of famous '80s Christmas Carols, but John Grin's Christmas has slipped under the radar. Does it deserve to?

If you taped Jim Henson’s “The Christmas Toy” off the TV in 1986, you’ve heard of this one because it’s what was Coming Up Next.

I’m so excited, my favorite Wrapped just dropped!

Think they accidentally gave me RFK Jr.'s Spotify Wrapped

The first game is this Wednesday, December 10, at 8 Eastern. Send me a DM, and I'll get you the Zoom link! We'd love to have you join and play for your favorite charity.

Maslow's Hierarchy of Cheese

Canadian friends: The Mr. Dressup documentary premieres on CBC & CBC Gem tonight! #CBC is essential. It preserves our cultural memory, tells our stories, and keeps our shared history accessible, not hidden behind paywalls nor owned by foreign tech and media conglomerates. #ProtectTheCBC #Canada

It's weird that Charlie Chaplin came in 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. It's even weirder that the top prize was the presidency of Germany.

absolutely and uncontroversially one of the fucking best to ever fucking do it

In addition to the incredible playing, he co-wrote Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay, In the Midnight Hour, Knock on Wood, and 634-5789 (Soulsville, USA). Absolute legend.

Just realized that all of my favorite songs about the chicken man are written by Bruce Springsteen.

Hi everyone! On Wednesday, Dec 10th I'm thrilled to participate in one of two @collinmurr.bsky.social seasonal Zoom trivia shows! What I lack in trivial acumen I make up for w/charm and my entertaining, & spectacularly incorrect answers! We also playing for charity - so please join us! ❄️

This week, it's an obscure TV version of A Christmas Carol from 1986: John Grin's Christmas starring Robert Guillame!

“Tap dancing in Tel Aviv” sounds like a 1940s euphemism for a rehab stay

Vance and Coy Duke were replacements for Bo and Luke Duke on the fifth season of The Dukes of Hazzard during a 1982 contract dispute. The characters were unpopular, and the original actors returned to the show after 19 episodes. Vance and Coy written out permanently.

Whether you follow me here or there, I'd love to have you join! The first game is a week from Wednesday at 8 Eastern. Send me a DM, and I'll get you signed up!

I don’t know who created Pokemon Go, but I’m trying to figure out how we get them to have Pokemon Go The Fuck Away

join us join us join us 🎄

This December, I'll be hosting 2 nights of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, where contestants will play for their favorite charity. Don't worry if Christmas trivia intimidates you; there are plenty of easy questions too! Dates & times at the end of the video. DM me for more info!

That’s OK, Wikipedia. I don’t need to see how many times this year I looked up where I knew the same actor from.

Just 13 shopping days left till Chanukkah. Or 14. Or 15. Or...you get the idea.

Happy December! [alt text for video: Tiny Chef, a small, round, pale green character, in a white chef's hat and white apron with a red and green festive pattern, is serious about performing Carol of the Bells. He also has silver headphones and a red songbook.] youtube.com/shorts/q1Kdv...

This week, I'm covering the little-known '80s TV movie John Grin's Christmas, directed by and starring Robert Guillame as a Scroogey toy executive. Subscribe to my Patreon and get it 24 hours early!

We raised over $800 for charity last year, and hopefully we'll raise even more this year. If you love Christmas, trivia, game shows, or just hanging out, send me a DM! We'd love to have you join.

so i’m watching white christmas for the first time and i have questions.

It was really more of a recreational MRI. The man just loves a magnet!

I HAVE A PATREON NOW! 🎉 Hello everyone. It's official: you can now support me and my comedy, if you are able to and wish to. Link to the Patreon will be below, and is also in this video's YouTube description. I'm so excited! It's going to be really fun. Unless you hate jokes. youtu.be/_DFgW0Q_H2E

Can’t explain it but “Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie” has the same energy as “You Can’t Put Pineapple On Pizza.”

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

Did...did I do this?

Do you really have a prestige TV show if you don’t have Paul Sparks playing a villain that even the other villains hate?

Had a dream last night that won't leave me: I was attending an interactive murder mystery theatre experience in a labyrinthine shopping mall. Instigating event was discovering a dead Lady Diana, face-down in a marble fountain. Actors included Christoph Waltz, Christopher Walken, and John C. Reilly.

When we aren't in a Paul Verhoeven movie we're in a goddamn Armando Iannucci movie

DCU porn parody, The Spermicide Squad

One for the Angels The Howling Man The Monsters are Due on Maple Street (Honorable mention to Joe Dante’s It’s a Good Life from the movie, which is incredible)

Game 1 is Monday, December 10 at 8 Eastern. Game 2 is Wednesday, December 15 at 10 Eastern. We'd love to have you join! Send me a DM to sign up.

‘Where’s that gremlin?’

Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary: His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”

I'll have to check into this! Y'all should too!!

My periodic reminder that Sarah Palin (quite correctly) called for Rahm Emmanuel to be fired when he used the "R" word. And my periodic reminder that maybe a political reporter wants to ask her what should happen when Trump uses it. Like any reporter.

The Heartbreak Kid, the 1972 comedy where college athlete Cybill Shepherd decapitates Charles Grodin and uses his head as a football

Apparently the White House has launched an official "Media Offenders" page of their website, and to save you the trouble of looking it up, just imagine a Burn Book written by the absolute saddest of little fascist babies. Incredible stuff.

This December, I'll be hosting 2 Christmas trivia games over Zoom where contestants will raise money for their favorite charities. Whether you love Christmas, trivia, game shows, giving, or just hanging out with friends, it's for you! Dates & times at the end of this video. DM me to sign up!

It’s cute that they let some of the kids who grew up watching the first season of Stranger Things play grandparents on the new one

“I was just following otters.”

Tomorrow, I'm dropping my bonus episode of SCROOGE TV for the month, which will be about Family Ties' A Keaton Christmas Carol. For $5/month on Patreon, you can get early access and bonus episodes!

buckle is not even close to gobble. Terrible, take a lap

Kick off your holiday season with one of my favorite Christmas movies: A Christmas Carol 1984 with George C. Scott