Idk if anyone has discovered this rare and original fact, but moving sucks SO much. Not least because it makes me highly aware of the precarious of The Future™️

saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that

tldr: I want you to fuck me as hard as you can. #NSFWStreamer #LGBTQIA #JoyStick.tv

A little kingfisher for the sketchbook today. #watercolours #birdart #kingfisher 🪶

Always keep it tucked💦

Someone call the fire department we got a smoke show over here

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

I'm wearing short shorts behind the shield I promise

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

Hump Day CowBoy! 🤠 3 more days till vacation & pride 🔥

from make a terrible comic day 2024

thinking about this concerning piece of forgotten land concept art depicting kirby being torn limb from limb for no reason

New queer icon just dropped

What a guy

this might be the best headline i’ve ever read

Nice to know buying art supplies and never really using them is not solely a modern failing.

i cant escape discourse even when i log out

I would put my pre-workout and my father's approval there if I were straight.

Biceps n' boners 💪🏽🍆

Ragebait? Sorry, I only rage bate, which is when I listen to hardcore metal and jork my peanits

Game Devs Reveal All Their Ugly Placeholder Assets Made Without AI Who needs AI when you can make ugly and very charming placeholder assets like this? kotaku.com/crimson-dese...

still discovering stuff in the garden/yard. Fall Gold raspberries hiding in with the red. They are yummy. Was not familiar

Boyfriend may actually be a genius

Need a dude's mouth in the worst way this morning 🥵

my large son

The Backrooms was technically very effective imo, but I’ve been grappling with a general…pessimism in it? It feels like a movie written by someone who sees perpetuated trauma and loss as bad because it is inevitable, not as something heartbreaking because of the real alternatives there *are* to it

And finally letting @gringoatee.bsky.social cum

It was so nice to work outside today and watch hummingbirds come and go. I was lucky enough to catch two of them partaking at the same time and now I'm like, "Me and who?" 😂

It's something I could do with reminding myself, but the number on the scale is not correlated to your worth as a person 💚

Mondays am I right

60 minutes showed up on my TV. Immediately changed the channel. #CBS #60Minutes 🙄 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot

Who's next?

At least it's an option!

ah, I was wondering why the NYT was having a panic attack yesterday lol

Puppy-eye face 🥺🐶💦

About to pass out, but before I do that... Here's an #mcm pic

Dumb muscle dog who’s ass got railed

Getting thicker…

Huh? You said you wanna sniff my pits before I shower? 🤨

Tis the season!

Worked up a sweat unloading into a willing hole this morning. Everything in this photo smells good 😈🐽

Happy lord’s day 😇

There are so many Pokémon Go people out in Chicago today and they’re all dressed so cutely 💖🥰

and if it’s accessible**

i think everyone should take public transportation if it’s available in your area

HypnoSIS? No no, you misheard. It's HypnoBRO. Now, keep your eyes on that spiral. We gotta pack at least 10kg of muscle on you, and all that thinking you're doing is getting in the way of your gains. Yeah, you might forget how to do basic math. But who needs that when you've got muscles anyway?