The welcome sight of butt plugs in the hotel room

As The Dismemberment Plan once said in the hit song, "The Ice Of Boston"... Here's to another goddamn new year 🎉

Happy new year one and all 🎊

Are you ready to gobble your grapes

Not the dance monkey girl singing imagine

Anyway I spent my NYE evening going insane in the Sims because my friend wanted to see what I'd do with a large lot (I don't usually do those)

STOP WITH THE FIREWORKS ITS 9:52 PM

I lost in the first round of the pokemon video game nationals at age 10 because I thought if I didn't have time to get ALL my pokemon to level 100, surely the other kids there didn't. There were not other kids.

My New Year's resolution is to go on more rides. Might need some help #humpday

My pot pie leftovers exploded in the microwave at work. don't text, I need space

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

But why imagine it when I took a video 😘

These pants I got for Christmas don't leave much to the imagination. Not that I really mind Happy #tummytuesday

With the success of Heated Rivalry, I hope the doors have been opened for us to get TV adaptations of our favorite Nifty Dot Org stories

I have a lot of answers to this question but the first one that came to mind was Goin' Against Your Mind by Built to Spill youtu.be/cH9EJg4o9-s?...

My boyfriend's parents leave tomorrow 🎉 We fly to another family thing New Years Day 💀 Looking at the calendar I'm not going to be able to find time to bottom for at least a week and that's a truly despicable way to start 2026

It's officially #mcm! Had to celebrate 🎉

We need to bring back bear-baiting jugs

Really wish someone was doing 75.8b damage per minute to my cosmic wall rn but

Favorite nude of 2025 - just one though

For less than $3 you too can become a powerful tower wizard (if you like clicker type games and cool music I recommend it) store.steampowered.com/app/3372980/...

I didn't post these buns we made yesterday but I know how y'all love a nice bun.

Winding down for the night... or trying to, anyway. #fcf

I wasn't super interested in Heated Rivalry until I saw one of the episodes was named after a Wolf Parade song. Now I'm invested

I got my brother Norman Reedus's travelogue book and it came with a signed photo of him, shirtless, on a cruise and in a wolf mask.

Turkey in the oven... It begins

Immediately after taking this Santa delivered a few presents down my chimney if you know what I mean. 🎁🎄🎁

Christmas (and the holiday season in general) is honestly a very hard time of year for me, and I try very hard to still enjoy it despite all of the things (and people) that make it that way. Thank you all for the support and kindness this year. Take some time for yourself where you can today. ❤️🎁

Hope your stockings are hung and all that.

Prepping the Christmas Turkey to one of the most powerful bangers of the 2000s

As if I didn't love balls enough, Ball X Pit is indeed as fun as everyone has said it is

Feel free to grab a handful (or two) Happy #humpday

It's weird that our neighbors didn't eat any of the cookies we made for them last week and instead put them out as dessert for their guests at tonight's party, right, or did I miss some sort of neighborly social cue

Thought you might like to see it in motion!

Managed to wiggle my way out of coming into work on Friday and I didn't even have to blow anyone!!

Tighty whiteys. That's it, that's the post. #tummytuesday

Very happy Mathew Baynton somehow found even shorter shorts for Taskmaster Champion of Champions 4 (It's a good episode, regardless)

What do you mean Kingdom Hearts 2 turned 20 today?? I remember getting it from GameStop when it came out like it was last week

A fresh and clean #mcm

Okay the Legends ZA DLC was neat for a second but I'm over the gameplay loop and I'm not even done with the story yet 😮‍💨

My Little Scythe is just as insane and competitive as the regular Scythe board game. It's getting HEATED at the kids table tonight

Part 1 of me 1) getting cozy and 2) thanking you guys for 9k. It's truly been a really wild ride but I'm incredibly grateful for the kind words, support, and friendship you've given me since I made my account last year. Stay sexy (and kind) ❤️

CONGRATS TO "Sorry We're Closed" FOR BEST DEBUT INDIE AND TO "Blue Prince" FOR GOTY!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨✨✨

This is the year I'll suddenly be able to wrap presents well, I just know it

YouTube keeps playing the same ad for Wonder (the absolutely dystopian food hall thing that's popping up everywhere) every single time there's an ad break and it's starting to drive me insane

Feeling like a fake Philly Shoegaze fan because I don't like LOTTO by They Are Gutting A Body Of Water very much Also it's really windy

This is so amazing, thank you @cobalt-daily-art.bsky.social !!!

Pull it to the side and get all up in it Happy #fcf

Friends who were going to come over cancelled so... I put this on. For fun.

Used my lunch break to finally finish act 1 of the novel I started last October. It's been slow going but progress is progress