Wearing a mustard yellow jock to complement the hotdog I saw on the ground 🌭 Happy #thickthursday

This build is going to kill me, I think

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles playing Magic on a Magic card is genuinely my last straw with Universes Beyond

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: he/him Height: 5'7" Shoe: 11.5 Zodiac: Taurus ♉ Smoke: Not anymore Tattoos: 3 but I want 300 Piercings: I have a hole from my ear being pierced but I think it closed idk Fav drink: Cafecito

Found a weiner outside (not a euphemism)

I'll get your back if you get mine 😉 Happy #humpday

Raise your hand if seeing the high schoolers having fun filming a video, presumably for class, with scripts scribbled on notebook paper and bottles of fake blood left you emotionally compromised and dangerously nostalgic

#SixFanarts #2 Professor Birch (the college years)

We were supposed to write little notes to coworkers for Valentine's Day and someone gave me one that said "Thank you for being one of the only other people with decent taste in music." Now I need to find and kiss them

The fact that no one brought in donuts to work for Fat Tuesday is insane. Shameful even

I want a chicken tender so bad... Happy #tummytuesday !

Blacked out for a few hours and when I came to, I had shaped the outside of the new castle I'm making for my main magic family in The Sims (no custom content either!) Still have some extra outside details like greenery and banners etc but this is the shell.

Anyway since they apparently refuse to make any more Elekid merch beyond two plushies, I forced my brother to 3D print this for my office

Bored at work so I was looking up how much the old Pokemon Center Poke Dolls are going for these days and hello???

Survived my mom's house. Celebrating by being naked online Happy #mcm 😊

Have to go to my mom's house. (Thunder cracks, dramatic organ music plays, a baby starts crying)

I'm not getting up until I absolutely have to

I'm a simple person If I open a streaming app and see Keke Palmer I am hitting play without question

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 I was not ready for this as a sophomore in college

Heart shaped pizza and Claire Saffitz's Cremé Caramel cake ❤️

I don't have any flower petals this year so I'm reposting this, enjoy!❤️

Happy Valentine's Day from me, our life-sized Shiny Furret named Frederick, and the Love Pillow my bf's mom got us

I continue to be completely entranced by Darlene Mitchell

Whose dick do I have to suck to get Lamb repressed for its 30th anniversary

Started a GFM hoping to have a working car by the end of the year. (i didn't really know how much to set for a goal) But even if you can't donate, I'd really really appreciate reposts and spreading it around in general. Thanks!

And just like that, it's #fcf again. Hop on 😘

Enchilada time, come over

What I'm wearing to the bsky Valentine's Ball (with something spicy underneath, obviously)

Sigh

List of things I want to see at the Sony State of Play that I'm sure won't be there, but could be: - Infamous 1+2 Remaster/Collection - Final Fantasy 13 Saga (lol) - Kingdom Hearts 4 (please) - Something from Media Molecule - A new wipeout game

In which the frat bro says he'll show you, but not to tell anyone

Today's train soundtrack

POV you caught your frat bro taking pictures for tinder (I think the backwards hat makes it. Either way happy #thickthursday)

They got pizza for everyone at work but I still don't forgive my boss for skipping that presentation last week

Wednesday... Wearing pink... Shocking Happy #humpday 😘

Oldest selfie on your phone. 2015. for your safety and mine I'm not posting diy-blonde-era pictures other than this one, but know that they exist

Genuinely had no idea the new Suda 51 game was out today but okay!!! I will be playing youtu.be/XyVkJwc_PfQ

One of the managers just mentioned that my lightbox/tripod looked like a keyblade.

I don't love that the train smells like the dust that comes off of Cadbury Mini Eggs right now but it DOES beat the overwhelming vinegar odor it normally has

It's #tummytuesday somewhere

Need to figure out time travel so I can finally be in the 2010s Pantheon Bear scene like I've always dreamed of

Finished Radiant Dawn finally!!!

Post a banger that's not in English Dress by Buck-Tick youtu.be/lMbyDfvdxjM

I better be able to see him in a swimsuit (at least) during the inevitable beach/hot springs arc of this game (Monster Hunter Stories 3)

Breaking my silence

So here's the fit

Of course my landlord decided to materialize while I was bringing down trash in my Dragonite Pajama pants

Accidently got too gay off that tequila Happy #mcm

We need a word stronger than Mother

Bad Bunny was great, obviously. Loved that set so much and it had great energy. Also, a version of Die With a Smile that was good! I didn't think it was possible!