today’s gonna be a long day wish me luck 🫡

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

the concept of going to work tomorrow

what’s wrong with him

Renewable energy is the future

who is bob???

Every day my mailbox is empty.

y'all I'm goin through a dryyyy spellll

Idk

does anyone have a papier-mâché donkey that needs to be deconstructed? because I will tear that ass up

Life is worth living! 😍✨

for whom the cock throbs it throbs for thee

I’m soooo good at spending money if anyone has any extra

I've *got* to get cuntier and more unhinged before summer hits

good news my finger is regaining it’s normal color and range of motion! 🙂‍↕️

looking for hole in a dark room

unrelated but I would also destroy an entire tea of biscuits rn too 🙂‍↕️

who up showing BULGE

oh she wants those folklore nachos BAD

guys today kind of sucked

Donald Glover is Yoshi in the Movie.

what do you mean all those bear magazine listings I got an alert for earlier are from the account that taught me about bear magazine in the first place

popcorners send skeet

Me 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 Volbeat Wanting to see human butts

please..my son…he’s very sick

also Portland oomfs I’m gonna be in town next weekend so 🤗

how I feel shoving my older, not as fancy underwear to the back of the drawer

I’m really not immune to pokemon propaganda huh

neeeeeed one of those palm springs weekends in a cute house with a hedged in pool where I can spend the entire weekend swimming in the yard naked 😩

🏳️‍⚧️ Always and Forever 🏳️‍⚧️

save me, Costco chicken bake you’re my only hope

they put you in pokopia, oomfie

Portland gays please go in my stead 🫡🫡

Guess who's back for another important lesson! #furry #furryart #KarlMarx

Emilia Clarke in Secret Invasion:

got some booboos but I’m alive one more game under my belt 🙂‍↕️

had a phone appointment to figure out my prep prescription so tell my why the doctor randomly called out my cholesterol 😶

who wants to go to a sauna with me

We saw you from across the bar and was wondering if you would still love us

no it’s fine I just didn’t expect pokopia to open with water sports

going to rugby practice tonight instead of staying in to play pokopia

Anyways.

I think I will learn of my death thirty minutes before it takes place from PopCrave

alright chat do I buy pokopia now and then just return the preorder copy when it shows up later

thank god 🤭😶

you guys are making me FERAL I’m SO gay 😮‍💨