who up putrefying

Lunch….. too spicy….

Playing a mesmer in guild wars 1 and the spells icons are all pictures of me?

flesh machine

Trying out shin megami tensei for the fist time lets seeeee

In the mood to queue up only the most depressing songs 🥰 pls drop your heartbreaking recs

I would give up everything for one more nap with my Mercure 😔 I wish we had had more time together

tfw a rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born

New year same ass

My water came back after 4 days yippee

3rd day without water. Will the landlord finally send someone?

The only reason I’m not mad going back to work today is that I have 2 weeks self paced training, my calendar is empty, nobody’s asking me for shit. Sadly, the training is .NET

what the fuck

Oh my god it’s so cold here today. I NEED someone to hold me close rn

Showing the bros my ass to get them hard 🥰🥰🥰

Goodbye time off… hello .net certification 🫩

New year same ass

I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos

Finally back home!

bit me tongue :(

Already so tired of Christmas music

Stuck at my mother’s house for the week and already just so pent up and horny

it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support

Would really like some hairy tits in my hands rn

Out of office for the year at last. Will you join me for a celebratory nap?

tug on my balls please

Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT (You ain’t gotta ask me twice)

Working from home with my jockstrapped bulge swinging to and fro 🥰

I harbor violent thoughts towards iOS autocorrect

Eat your fill

if you’re not sure whether or not to send me a horny dm let this be your sign I am simply wide open

“content not mine” okay leave

Kinda hungry for it

Feeling absolutely feral at work this fcf morning

bit ripe

*hits u with my car* sorgy :))

I love that now when you look at someone else’s empty media tab there’s a CTA to add a photo. Good try! That won’t work.

it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support

Digging up old things

“does anyone still use this app”

an audiobook that’s just em dashes

I’m still so sick 😭 Soup please

Yeah we do a little reckless spending as a treat

enjoying life ☺️ ( got my throat fucked and bred )

Loads requested

Yes it’s a rerun but isn’t it nice? Happy hump day

Sad (again)

I miss you!!!!!

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