☿ machine pearl
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New year same ass
13 days ago
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who up putrefying
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Lunch….. too spicy….
about 21 hours ago
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Playing a mesmer in guild wars 1 and the spells icons are all pictures of me?
4 months ago
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flesh machine
1 day ago
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Trying out shin megami tensei for the fist time lets seeeee
2 days ago
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In the mood to queue up only the most depressing songs 🥰 pls drop your heartbreaking recs
5 days ago
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I would give up everything for one more nap with my Mercure 😔 I wish we had had more time together
6 days ago
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tfw a rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born
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New year same ass
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My water came back after 4 days yippee
7 days ago
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3rd day without water. Will the landlord finally send someone?
8 days ago
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The only reason I’m not mad going back to work today is that I have 2 weeks self paced training, my calendar is empty, nobody’s asking me for shit. Sadly, the training is .NET
9 days ago
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what the fuck
11 days ago
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Oh my god it’s so cold here today. I NEED someone to hold me close rn
12 days ago
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Showing the bros my ass to get them hard 🥰🥰🥰
12 days ago
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Goodbye time off… hello .net certification
12 days ago
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New year same ass
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Westopher
14 days ago
I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
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Finally back home!
20 days ago
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bit me tongue :(
21 days ago
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Already so tired of Christmas music
21 days ago
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Stuck at my mother’s house for the week and already just so pent up and horny
loading . . .
22 days ago
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it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support
about 1 month ago
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Would really like some hairy tits in my hands rn
22 days ago
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Out of office for the year at last. Will you join me for a celebratory nap?
26 days ago
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tug on my balls please
loading . . .
27 days ago
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☆
28 days ago
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT (You ain’t gotta ask me twice)
add a skeleton here at some point
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Working from home with my jockstrapped bulge swinging to and fro 🥰
29 days ago
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I harbor violent thoughts towards iOS autocorrect
30 days ago
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Eat your fill
30 days ago
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if you’re not sure whether or not to send me a horny dm let this be your sign I am simply wide open
about 1 month ago
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“content not mine” okay leave
about 1 month ago
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Kinda hungry for it
about 1 month ago
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Feeling absolutely feral at work this fcf morning
about 1 month ago
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bit ripe
about 1 month ago
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*hits u with my car* sorgy :))
about 1 month ago
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I love that now when you look at someone else’s empty media tab there’s a CTA to add a photo. Good try! That won’t work.
about 1 month ago
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it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support
about 1 month ago
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Digging up old things
about 1 month ago
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“does anyone still use this app”
about 1 month ago
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an audiobook that’s just em dashes
about 2 months ago
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I’m still so sick 😭 Soup please
about 2 months ago
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Yeah we do a little reckless spending as a treat
about 2 months ago
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enjoying life ☺️ ( got my throat fucked and bred )
about 2 months ago
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Loads requested
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Yes it’s a rerun but isn’t it nice? Happy hump day
about 2 months ago
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Sad (again)
about 2 months ago
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I miss you!!!!!
about 2 months ago
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Support local artist dogs
about 2 months ago
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