Doesn’t Paramount Skydance Warner Bros. Discovery roll right off the tongue

Fuck the steak of the onion or whatever

brain in pain

I think I’m allergic to rupaul

Cloacular

You ever get fucked so good you dream about it the next night

-7°C up here.... IDEAL TIME FOR LUFTEN

Launching a brand of apple-orange juice blend, calling it Incomparable

sigh I'm a macbook girlie now

Asking my hog out for Valentine’s Day

if I don’t get bred soon I think I will go insane

short shorts huh

need cock

This is really pathetic loser behaviour from the orange app I just have to laugh

Tasty legs and crispy thighs (on my mind)

The music in Mewgenics is INCREDIBLE

hey guys check this out

growing in nicely

Shin Megami Tensei V is soooo good 🫦

Clocking in at the horny reply factory

Current status: making dev tools for picotron

Omg Picotron is so fun to develop for

Good morning

Love the lil alien ship noises of electric cars at low speed

girl fuck that big rat

tongue here

who’s gonna pin me against the bed with their full weight 🙃

I need to give head or I will die

I finally found a therapist who’s helping… I’m getting bits of my life together

escaping containment

McDonald’s is bringing back the McValue menu branding in my locale and if that’s not a recession indicator I don’t know what is

Friday unwinding

fursday

rooting for you

Can I sniff your bush and balls 🥺🥺🥺

Preemptively muting the words harry and styles

Not now babygirl I’m busy mistaking shadows for objective reality

who up putrefying

Lunch….. too spicy….

Playing a mesmer in guild wars 1 and the spells icons are all pictures of me?

flesh machine

Trying out shin megami tensei for the fist time lets seeeee

In the mood to queue up only the most depressing songs 🥰 pls drop your heartbreaking recs

I would give up everything for one more nap with my Mercure 😔 I wish we had had more time together

tfw a rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born

New year same ass

My water came back after 4 days yippee

3rd day without water. Will the landlord finally send someone?

The only reason I’m not mad going back to work today is that I have 2 weeks self paced training, my calendar is empty, nobody’s asking me for shit. Sadly, the training is .NET