Blurry mirror ass?

Finally a nice day out. Making my best gargoyle impression atop the ramparts

The modded Minecraft server on my homebox has better uptime 🥰🥰

Bsky’s firehose may have broken but mine stayed up

Daddy chill stop labeling and load the posts thanks

whine

It’s unruly

Software developer but my real career aspiration is someone’s pocket pussy :(

haha…. I’m so fuckin bald

I got cherry jam and the label says “may contain pits”???? Jackpot

Come in!

What if we shared a joint and then sniffed each others pits and bush

ween

Out of office for the year at last. Will you join me for a celebratory nap?

if you have salt and pepper hair or gray hair can we talk? are you free? can I have a kiss

I need to be used like a toy right now

Inviting you on a date and the activity is frotting

some setup upgrades in progress

somebody get me pregnant rn please

it’s probably dns…. It’s always dns

bush lovers special

Reaching “playing the sims 4” levels of cocooning

Check it out I’m in the house :) like carpet

I got sick :c someone tuck me in

🇨🇦🚨 Canadian moment alert 🚨🇨🇦 Icebreaker & arctic research vessel CCGS Amundsen spotted on my walk after the spa! That boat’s on our 50 dollar bills

Going to the spa for bath and massage today, for the first time in my life 😳

🫴 penis

I love getting fucked 🥴

In a servicing mood

Need to be gently spooned rn, complete with bulge on my butt please

Someone come tuck me in im taking a five week nap

going insane complete ✅ time for sick leave

Going insane

Forgot to charge my JO crystals 😦

What if I just screamed so loud I blew up. Like right now

Deep breaths

Something’s in the air today

cough cough…. I’m sick and the only cure is pics of your balls from the back

I need YOU 🫵 to bury your nose in my bush

Doesn’t Paramount Skydance Warner Bros. Discovery roll right off the tongue

Fuck the steak of the onion or whatever

brain in pain

I think I’m allergic to rupaul

Cloacular

You ever get fucked so good you dream about it the next night

Asking my hog out for Valentine’s Day

if I don’t get bred soon I think I will go insane

short shorts huh

need cock

This is really pathetic loser behaviour from the orange app I just have to laugh