Hi. I'm really drunk.

Finally out of bed and observing #SoftieSaturday

Omw to work felt cute etc

Finally out of bed and observing #SoftieSaturday

Need a cuddle buddy here to keep me warm #SoftieSaturday

DESPERATELY need to sniff pits rn smh

Let’s spend time together

If you haven't had your tongue in your best buddy's hole as he nuts all over himself are you even gay?

Idk which of you dudes need to hear this but your nuts smell so good.

Your face here 🐽

If I'm out here liking your posts it's safe to say my dick would be interested in getting inside your hole(s).

Them: “He posts pics of his sweaty balls online for his circle jerk friends!” 🧌 Me: “Hell yeah I do” 😇

I didn't post my fat hog yesterday for #fcf so here it is now instead

If you see this quote this with your best bush/belly pic.

Sleepy but gotta work 😴

I'm no astronomer, but I could launch my rocket into your wormhole 💥🕳

Stoned & Musky ✅️

Breaking news: your bartender wants you to blow him in the bathroom 🍆🚻

Stoned & Musky ✅️

Idk who needs to hear this but your ass looks great today

I suppose we were due for a cumshot vid

If you’re not cumming with me you’re cumming against me!!! 😈🥵🐽💦

Breaking news: your bartender wants you to blow him in the bathroom 🍆🚻

Hump and some hole 😎 #humpday

Breeding hairy manhole should be a protected human right

Could use your mouth, dude. I'll let you choose where you start 😈

It's Wednesday my dudes

Playing about with some lighting today… Happy hump day!

Saggy nuts 😈🐶

All these hump day posts getting me all excited but I'm stuck at work 🙃

I never take photos of my ass, but I decided making @dilfpickle.bsky.social happy was worth it. Happy hump day boys.

Bro lemme use your hole to jerk off real quick

It's Wednesday my dudes

Bright and early type shit

My sister just called me to let me know our father thinks I'm "on drugs again" Anyway, here's an after work selfie.

If I went to bed now I'd only get 20 hours sleep

Lobotomy candidate gone wild

Thick thighs make dicks rise - or whatever Jesus said

Hey bro, have you considered getting underneath me?

Babe, wake up it's #TummyTuesday 🫡

🔝 for compatibility or whatever they say

Evening, bud 💪

Evening, bud 💪

🔝 for compatibility or whatever they say

18 vs. 34 years old 2009 vs. 2025 That closeted high school rugby player on the left turned into that 🚬 on the right.

Damn, sorry bro. My nuts got a mind of their own. But, since you're already down there... 🐽👅

Good morning fat dog appreciators

Babe, wake up it's #TummyTuesday 🫡

Clean yer mirror ya fuckin' heathen 🫶

⚠️Sappy post alert⚠️ Seven years ago, I was homeless, struggling with addiction and unchecked mental health issues. Around that time, I met a man who believed in me. A man who has become the peace to my chaos, the light to my darkness. It hasn't always been easy, but I'm always grateful his love.