I leave for a 7 day cruise tomorrow and yet, somehow, my body is choosing to interpret that as stressful rather than exciting.

Okay I know it’s almost passé for the gays to defend albums from their childhood, but please know that I mean this without the slightest hint of irony: this album actually holds up

Any help re-posting would be awesome, we’re still trying to get these moving to make some space in our warehouse. ^.=.^ If you buy two, we’ll give you a free Therian necklace discounted at check when added in any colour!

Frankengoon.

Idk if there’s anything that makes me feel more like a cool movie hacker than writing an app on my phone with tmux and vim. I feel powerful.

Strong dog

It’s done. Idk which made me more nauseated, putting that I’m “embracing AI” because that was specifically noted in my previous evaluation or that when I passed by my boss on my way out, he said he just put his old one into copilot and had it spit out something similar.

This is your annual reminder that: 1) the US military is a fundamentally corrupt and abusive cult that floats a lie about upward mobility in order to lure the poor and disadvantaged into sacrificing life and limb in needless violent conflicts. 2) the way we as a country treat veterans is shameful

Every part of the corporate gaming industry needs to die. It is a machine designed to suck the life and/or money out of everyone except for the 20 people at the top.

2 1/2 hours. On a Monday night. Never again

We’re at Outback Steakhouse cuz veterans eat free today and tomorrow….BEDLAM

Senate democrats be like:

new lifting program is working and seeing some strength gains already 2 weeks in ☺️

Left work crying today after staring at the self-assessment for work and not even being able to bullshit it on account of the last time being traumatic. Thankfully I had therapy today, so I’m calmed down and reminded that I should not take my assessment of my self worth from capitalists.

“Mature” isn’t on here gays how did we allow this?

A pit for you this #mcm

Did I wake up at 4AM unable to fall back asleep? Yep! Did I decide to use that time to play portal 2 while using my bullmaster? You’re goddamn right I did

Choose your fighter:

The sci-fi dine in theater needs to switch all their tableware to this immediately

Every time I think I’m starting to get this whole computer thing, I hit a snag and take the self esteem tower of terror down to the fucking basement.

my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, drops November 19th on @dropout.tv.

The number of follow backs I’ve gotten in the past couple months is insane and please know that if you’re in that list the thirst is REAL

Hillary really said “I’m gonna give the gays everything they want”

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A MOTHERFUCKING COMEBACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Ohhhh

Bad day but I scared the straights with the gym fit

Maybe I’m just one of those lazy millennials, but if I am being forced to come into an office 5 days a week for 9 hours a day, I shouldn’t have to go around like Tiny Fucking Tim begging for something to do.

Hot take: I should not be able to name 5 package managers off the top of my head, let alone have each and every one of them installed on my computer.

Good morning

The US military is advising their personell in Germany to us German food banks because of the shutdown or to go into debt. And that, dear US grunts and higher-ups is why you don't let yourself be used as a photo op by your fash gov. www.berliner-zeitung.de/politik-gese...

JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!

Have any of my followers gotten scrotox before? I’m seriously considering it for medical reasons (actually, tho, when my balls shrink up bad it HURTS).

For context: I’m a former fat puppy who has hated physical activity for most of my life despite the best efforts of my very active family. I threw full on temper tantrums on multiple occasions when I was forced into physical activity. And yet still, I was able to do this. You can too, I promise ❤️

I’m just gonna throw this out here cuz I’ve been meaning to for a while. Here’s a list of the lies my brain told me that kept me out of the gym until now and my responses. I’ll keep it updated as I think of more. Doing this in case there’s anyone like me who could use it: 🧵

and this is why I really, really hope he clears 50%

Who’s wearing salacious shorts, a month old unwashed jock, and did 450lbs on their leg press? This dog!

So um…I might be getting trained in devops

I needed a better shot of how tig my biddies have gotten.

So apparently it was option 4: a week’s worth of zoomies. Feeling much improved. Plus I got to watch a big set of juicy naturals bouncing up and down on the elliptical (mine)

Unsure if its the mini cut I’m doing to meet the zip line excursion weight limit, the residual illness, or the solo extended late night degeneracy I got up to on Saturday, but I do not feel well. Hoping the gym will fix me.

An open robe #mcm for you this morning.

One of my bucket list items is to compete in a leather competition. Currently my leather collection consists of one (1) bulldog harness and a pair of boots dying of neglect in my closet. Also, I still have never been to a leather competition. So we’re a ways off.

good morning

Swollen cock Saturday!

Cuz this is a pretty niche reference, Beat was the first recruitable character from JSRF, a game that Sega should be prosecuted for neglecting so hard. Absolutely one of the best titles for the console and one of the best video game soundtracks ever (s/o Hideki Naganuma)

Congrats on this 11th hour guess! Here’s your dick pic!!

Understand the concept of love (uh!)

It’s 45 degrees outside and I’m a very happy dog 🥰

Since a couple ppl have asked, if anyone wants to give big bro a birthday tip my cashapp is $joch138