I do not believe you can judge the character of a person based on their appearance on a competition reality show. They are high stakes environments designed to bring out the worst in people That said, it was truly wild watching Vince play out all the hallmarks of emotional abuse in real time #bb27

The tail end of my dream last night was that I was progressively later and later for work, and then realized “shit I’m late for school!” So I stand outside school thinking how can I explain this. Someone that looks like someone from work walks by. I’m panicking. …I wake up like 30s before my alarm

My rapture outfit. Also we’re on a plane so easy access.

Taking the extra time at the airport to rough draft a product design I’ve wanted to make for years. Any takers?

Anyone feeling they will be raptured today please Venmo me $10,000 and I will take care of your animals after you leave, I’ll give them a wonderful life just as you would. If you want the VIP package for them it’s $20,000. Multi pet discounts available *** no refunds

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

One downside to being a big dogboy that they don’t talk about is that a lot of fun fantasies just immediately go out the window. Mile high club? I barely fit inside an airport bathroom alone. Stall sex? Better hope the ADA stall is available (also, no that’s inconsiderate of those that need it)

Just a reminder, as covid vaccines become available, it's both moral and ethical to lie about your health conditions to get the shot. You're protecting yourself and your community against bad faith actors and disinformation by getting the shot, even if you're getting it under false pretenses.

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

So this was written in post-nut clarity. The original thought was that I don’t like engaging with content creators/famous ppl cuz I don’t want to bother them.

A tale of two legs. The way the sun tracked on the boat yesterday, the left side was always in the sun.

Idk if this is a neurospicy or trauma related, but one the biggest obstacle I face day to day is that I struggle to articulate how much people mean to me. Be they an artist, a friend, a coworker, it feels like my heart will just explode with songs of love in a way I can never communicate

For those who bottom, I would like to formally endorse this as a tool in your arsenal. I’ve been reliably cleaning out with this and have yet to experience any issues

We ended up bringing home one of the hottest men I’ve ever seen naked….and he excused himself after getting his ass ate for about 10 mins. I can’t even complain though. I have new body goal.

I need this moment to happen again.

First dick appointment in over half a decade and he’s a no show

fat Cerberus doodle #fatfurry #furryart #furryartists

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

Well, it’s not full pickle, but at least I look hot

Naked beach tour was cancelled due to low attendance 😭😭😭😭😭.

Oh my 👀

CW: gross If I had a nickel for every time I trusted a fart I shouldn’t have while naked and accidentally diarrhea shit on the floor, I’d have two nickels (first time happened like 4 years ago). I love having IBS 😅

We’re eating on the beach. We have been propositioned 4 separate times to purchase drugs

PV at sunset 🌅

I would like to thank the American Airlines check in agent for literally saving my life.

A neighbor (20s girl) called us and said their dog attacked a possum and there was “a lot of blood.” She asked if we could come over to move it. Turns out it was still very alive and ran when I got there. This is what she described as “a lot of blood.” I’m still tagging it but…really girl? 😂

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

IN LIGHT OF CURRENT EVENTS

I’ve never seen a cast so well tailored to incite violence. Also yay Sigourney and Disasterina!

Zoomies managed.

Brain Zoomies are in full effect but we leave for PV on Thursday and we’re doing a naked beach tour which I’m VERY excited for. 😈

The truth cares not of your belief in it.

I accidentally clicked on a porn vid with my mom and my husband right next to me. I muted before anyone heard but my life flashed before my eyes there for a sec 😳

Now that BL4 is out I can finally talk about my thesis: Roller Coaster manufacturers are just real life Borderlands weapons manufacturers.

My biggest fitness goal is just to look like @clarkrogers.bsky.social

A-ha! You want this Mickussy?

Ah what the hell it’s my birthday! Happy #fcf

Idk if I’m being petty but about a week ago I mentioned the date of my birthday to my boss when asking for PTO approval. Not a single word out of him today. Not even a fuckin automated message from HR. Like…y’all know my social security number. Can y’all at least pretend you care?

Circling back on this: anybody know any 3D model artists who do a low poly type deal? Just to look at and not get a custom one. Definitely not interested in that. Please do not reach out to me for that. I will block you instantly

This is *somewhat* true, but the real reason that Congress now gets a salary is so that anyone CAN serve, not just the independently wealthy. The fact that they’re allowed any income BESIDE their salary is the problem. If you’re serving, you should be about the people’s business, and ONLY that.

Mr. S email: check out these new denim chaps. Me: surely you mean Japs

What kind of a birthday would it be if I didn’t post a slutty pic from the bathroom?

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 32 🎂 (Seriously my back hurts)

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