The casting directors of Suddenly Amish are my heroes.

I have procrastinated laundry too long and it is officially too cold to only have jockstraps and thongs.

The “sperm facial” girl on My Strange Addiction could just be like 6 of my oomfs tbh

If no boys are around to rage bait, your cat will work fine

How am I supposed to lift weights when I’m all full of THC and caramel corn

God I wish that were me🥺

Some of y'all are still on tiktok?

Boyfriend asked AI a question should I euthanize him

Update so tamagotchi was fine, but trade decided to tell me if we hooked up, it would be cheating on his wife. SO We got coffee and I sent him home instead🫠

Almost forgot to leave my tamagotchi with the babysitter before trade got here 😅😌

I fucking love Law Roach

It’s so crazy Nicki Minaj passed away

So when do my arms start getting bigger I’ve done this like ten times

Found out my work will pay, up front, for me to get a degree and now I have a lot to research I guess.

Cutest boy I know texted me happy Monday I have been rewarded for having a salad instead of McDonald’s 🥰🥰

I love posting thirst traps with my Miffy and Pokemon shit in the background like yeah I’m a manchild and what it’s still thick

My insufferable aura now comes with constant beeping🥰🥰🥰

When Slayyyter said “I want a cigarette” I really felt that

Animal Crossing and Moomin, all is well, see you guys later:)

Animal crossing update dropped a day early and I’m having the worst day at work in months somebody come end my suffering fuck

Reading books is so hot but my attention span is so not hot

My squatty lil son has been giving me fucking attitude all night someone come take him

So what if I get way too into tamagotchi

Does this count as a cock shot or

I apologize for the person I’m going to become but at least there’s ample warning

Nobody wants me like a man in a loving long term relationship

Kinda regret not getting a Poke-knife at the flea market today

Fine I’ll say it I love Mandy Mango

So has that girl on drag race made a statement about her walk yet or is she sticking by it

I wish I could read, you guys seem like you’re having so much fun:(

Once again struggling with the concept of “dinner”

Told my boyfriend I needed something to cuddle at night so he recreated his torso as a pillow??????

Yall ever talk to a hot boy who makes you feel like this

“We all did our best, and we all should take a doxypep”

Okay I have purchased the Ruth Paul’s Drug Rug season and I think we may be in for a treat this time around

So is drag race just not hitting paramount plus at all or???

Okay so update, it’s almost 4am and I just got home. Maybe this hooker can be fun on a Friday night who knew

Chicken Cesar salad, Fritos, and Desperate Housewives. You hookers wish you could party like me on a Friday night

ibuprofen yum yum

It’s a good day to be a nerdy lil gay guy🥰

let’s hate isra*l more in 2026 💜

In all my years, none of the bears I’ve seen have had a CPAP, which leads me to question, have I ever been with a bear at all?

I’m so tired of not having a big dumb hairy boyfriend who doesn’t like wearing pants

Trying new things, learning stuff, and making art (even if it’s “bad”) is so hot

No brain capacity for job, all thoughts being saved for Pokemon cards today

Today was productive thanks

Living in the future sucks but I was able to reserve a parking spot next to my homies place in Rogers Park a week in advance so that’s cool I guess

Stuck at the mental intersection of “everyone and thing is annoying today” and “I need to leave the house and do something”

Hi can anyone tell me why everyone is mad at Ginger Minj

Think I’m coming down with a severe case of need to kiss a boy syndrome