Starting a new self care routine and it’s going well🥰✨💕 (jerking it for an hour before bed)

Been two years without a primary partner and I’m over it tbh who want me new lower prices

Trying to make moves in silence but I am a loud idiot

Stuck how the trade dressed me (I spilled my beverage on his couch and soaked myself)

When I ever see the words “al pastor” (pork) my brain reads “A.I. Pastor” (religious leader) This is my cross to bear

My mother and my ex texting me on the same day cannot be a good omen

Good morning I don’t wanna do my stupid lil day job today

Can’t focus on day job, just wanna be a slut on the Internet

Boy that slid into my DM’s yesterday showed up in a popper trainer today. The lord works in mysterious ways

Cried three times at work today but still cleaned the house and cooked dinner everyone clap for the boy who is fucking trying

Over it

I need a Xanax, two cigarettes and a small soy latte, to-go, thank you.

Do you guys think Morrissey would like Beastars

Need…..serotonin………please sir🧎🏻‍♂️

I got a skanky lil top at MFF what do we thinkkkk

Brain has given up and it’s not even 9am let’s goooooo

Became an official furry today btw

When I get home I am going so smoke so much weed and play Fortnite and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem

Everybody shut up I need a cigarette

My downstairs neighbors either have the worst allergies or the weirdest sex

Date for tonight is likely canceling should I jump off a building or?????

The diva is awake, but at what cost

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Lorde Morrissey Pup VCTMS Charli XCX

Local boy dies slow painful death from lack of attention as boyfriend has to work on a stupid fucking project

I was convinced not having my own washer and dryer was the root of all my laundry problems, when in actuality, it’s yet again my own behavior. Damn me.

My soft spot for Counting Crows is more embarrassing than any of my kinks tbh

Edged a boy until he didn’t know his name and now I’m getting Taco Bell I love being gay🥰

They should make a bag of peanut m&m’s that’s big enough

What the fuck do you mean there’s “side discourse”???? everybody shut up!!!! the world is fucking ending!!!! go have sex instead of arguing about it online!!!!!

Breaking down walls and defying the norm as a non-binary roommate by doing the dishes

Fortnite exp grinding so I can get evil homer before noon lets goooooo

Same lil buddy, same.

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Them pudgy sour patch kids go way harder than the OG hell yeah thanks gainers

Feeling a lil cute🥺🥹

I wish I had enough thoughts to talk about stuff with you guys, but it’s all just pictures and sounds in my brain sorry

Big guy pants ok

Something without werewolves or hot dads for once, everyone clap for the boy making progress

Boss won’t let me work Thursday even though my family has seemingly ghosted me out of holiday plans 😔

Today was nice thanks:)

Milwaukee’s biggest name in drag and the only bar in the city doing regular shows, use nothing but generative AI to promote all their shows, and it’s getting bleak out here yall

When we drive in your car, I’m your baby, Losing all my innocence in the back seat

Biting off more than I can chew

36 hours till I go on a date with boy and go back to his “playroom” and this has to be similar to what death row feels like

WE’RE GOING OUT AGAIN🥰😭🎉

My work desk needs a fucking exorcism

I don’t want to work at a job, I want to kiss a man with a beard while Canadian indie rock plays in the background.

Reading furry propaganda while my brain is weak

Emergency double tooth removal today’s going great thanks

Washed up rapper desperate for attention joins group of ugly losers. This and more news at 11.