Does anyone have a cigarette I can borrow

Why would I need a hobby when I can refresh the same 3 apps all night

I am once again on the verge of self destruction due to thoughts of “groceries and “dinner”

Boyfriend may actually be a genius

Bestie got me a ticket for Ethel Cain at The Metro I’m gonna cry 😭😭😭😭

They made a new Crazy Taxi game just for me????🥰🥰🥰

I’m sorry but I will always be the asshole that holds peoples taste level against them, because without assholes like me, we have no one making the AI enthusiasts feel bad.

Sister is getting “book writing inspo” from ChatGPT girl shut the fuck up this can’t be real life lmao

Guy at the liquor store asked ChatGPT what the best lottery tickets to buy are, we’re so cooked

Planet Coaster 2 is on game pass and I have a long weekend this is the best day of my life

But what will JohnnyCakes do when he has purchased everything from Trader Joe’s?

Got to vend at Pridefest with my leather mentor friend and had a blast gay people are so fun🥰

Crazy how when I actually take my adhd pills I’m able to accomplish all the shit I was putting off for the past 4 days

Always up to no good

I wanna hang out with Vivacious

Crazy that Kim Petras is suddenly able to make good music again after she stopped working with Dr.Luke. Strange how that always works.

I am very full

I love letting boys hit my vape like yes yes let your brain associate nicotine dopamine with me good good

It’s bullshit I don’t get to nap as much as my cat does

I know I’m doing okay in life but goddamn sometimes it’s hard to remember that

Love the beach, why do kids make so much noise tho

Doing stuff (But this time make it horny)

What if we called into work and smoked weed and watched FLCL and made out all day

Doing stuff

Normie brother saw a picture of me in a padlocked collar

Comfy

I love being gay! I love leathermen! I love community! I love having scary men looking out for me! I’m so fucking lucky and I’m so fucking thankful!!!!🥰🥰

Bout to be the dumbest street artist of all time

I think I’m tired of paying for things

Brain is moving too fast today. Need it to stop plz and thank you.

I think I’ve been bullshitting and working too much and need an artistic passion project. It’s been a while and I need to accomplish literally anything lol

So do you really need the rope or can one simply jump?

good morning

I think I need to look into taking time off work. After using less than 10 days of PTO since September of 23, it may be time to use some of these 300 PTO hours I’m sitting on.

She kinda spilled here

Mother’s Day is a weird one for me because I was hatched from an egg

Milwaukee gay bars kinda feel like everyone there is a swiftie instead of a brat does that make sense

Wearing Harry Potter merch (and sporting your shit ass triangle tattoo) to the gay bar is actually one of the most embarrassing things you can do lmao

Is there a job that pays you to smoke cigarettes and take silly little pictures? I would like that one please

I think Rock Music is gonna be a lot like when The 1975 dropped People and everyone was confused but then the album was actually killer

I have been failing at groceries and cooking again why is food so exhausting

I know WAY too many furries to not have seen anybody post about Starfox today

Kind of unreal hot much hotter I feel in clown paint lmao

Second day in a row of 3 hour onboarding sessions

3 hour onboarding at 8:30am for a company I have worked at for 7 years. Help me 🥲

I think we as a culture need to go back and appreciate the 2022 album The Loneliest Time by Carly Rae Jepsen some more. I think it would fix some things

For the first time in 5 years, my job is actually feeling like a job today and I’m not thrilled. I am not gods strongest soldier idk how you guys do it

Oh no someone isn’t communicating with me the same way they were two weeks ago, I better hyper fixate on this and assume they can no longer stand me after years of friendship!🥰🥰

I forgot we got a new director at work who is WAY more strict and hands on and now tomorrow is stressful thanks god