My body is ready

i hate being gay

if #bb28 is gonna whore itself out for sponsors can they do something like bbcan's wendys drive thru, let izzy give them baked potatoes

What do you mean there was a Chinese data breach in a wechat about #BB28 and it's already been translated and spread across five apps?!?! (Actually, no that sounds about right. Happy pre-season everyone 🥳🎉🥂)

microblogging my sorrows away

Happy Pride from this ad I just got served on Instagram.

this wrestling podcast just had an ad for fentanyl test strips?

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No bc what do you mean I wake up to everyone translating a Chinese WeChat for information lmfao #bb28

when the hot tub goes murky, we're calling it the Reflecting Pool #bb28

What if we kissed at cum park plaza?

The family of a woman who was killed when a Tesla in an automated assist mode crashed into her Houston-area home sues Tesla and the person behind the wheel, attorneys says.

followed a guy cause he sounds like bob belcher and a woman because she Can't sing

What if we parked at cum kiss plaza

new siri is so much better, y'all

Mood:

what do you Mean my migraine pills aren’t working?

gm

What if we kissed at cum park plaza?

New York Times: "What Is Butt Freezing, And Why Does Kim Kardashian Do It Every Week?"

Can’t, watching cheese porn

by all means, dude who has completely railroaded this entire meeting with pointless comments, take the last 3 minutes to add even more comments

Twin Cities Bloomfs! If you were having a guest from out of town and could only take them to one restaurant for dinner in the twin cities metro area, where would you take them?

“time to “that’s not your get on stage” pool stick” 🤝 “that’s my cue”

so many times it feels like both sides of an argument saw like three words in a post and got mad, one way or the other

Kelly Dodd the True MAGa Icon of the Real Housewives cinematic universe

The unfortunate reality is that many children who experience these tragic outcomes are already known to services.

fun fact: they found the original digital master tapes of all the Reboot episodes that we previously only had in VHS quality, refurbished the extremely rare and expensive tape machines required to play the masters, and are currently uploading them to youtube for free in 1080p! youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

When stuff I grew up with turns 30 years, it gives me mixed feelings. It’s so long ago. Happy birthday to Nintendo 64, I guess. 👴

Happy Birthday, Sonic! 🎂

Had someone come tell me his computer wouldn’t turn on because “the power button is stuck”. Sir, that is the SIM card slot.

Sucking dick and cock

It's really important to me that my kamikaze murder drones do NOT have ties to Peter Thiel 😤

no YOU'RE crying because of the video where the dog and deer are best friends

What a beautiful story (check your pets for ticks) 😊

i think it is great that conservative students functionally work as a volunteer stasi for republican politicians and conservative media

Do you start with a smaller water fountain and work your way up to this one or...?

Happy Pride, London. 🏳️‍🌈

anyway today i learned that Zachary Taylor was buried in something that sure looks like a suit of olde tymey powered armor en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisk_me...

is this why you turned them off?

gm

gm

be beige

'be beige' from the makers of 'be best'

"Be beige, not rainbow" has to be the funniest slogan these alt-right perverts have come up with so far.

Beautifully put, Sandi ❤️ Happy #PrideMonth

next time anyone complains about "waaah bsky is an echo chamber" just know that on other sites like twitter, they're creating AI characters to get mad at & for engagement

what do you think this little guy is thinking about?