Just saw a “describe yourself” posts fo gays with different sliding scales like top—bottom, etc., But tell me why the last one was “gaymer———party boy” Baby I do not exist on that continuum lmfao wtf

Canadian radio station Radio was playing the Heated Rivalry guy version of All The Thing She Said lol

I could never be a cuck because I get jealous when bloomfs I’ve never met get laid 💔🥀🥀🥀

Happy #tightywhiteytuesday 🤪

Saw a cyber truck as soon as I left my house so it can really only go up from there lmfao

The Katseye subreddits are soooo repetitive rn like what will we do when we can’t speculate about whether Manon will be in things or not

Oh you know. Just waiting for the inside of my car to defrost because it’s 11° (-11°C) on April 7th 😫

Spiders Georg except I’m the incel gay driving the body count average down lmfao

The beach that makes you old except it makes you really sexy and hot and horny

Idk tbh bsky hasn’t been any better or worse than normal today lol

Ok tw for sh BUT I have a burner acct on a social media platform and some rando I follow literally posted a video of their wrist carved up and the razor they used to do it???? Like what are you doing lmfao It wasn’t necessarily triggering but it was weird to see someone else do it

We support BEEF

Back to work today so I do want to *** a little bit

We support BEEF

I was watching a… pornographic video… yesterday and it featured these 2 (then 3) guys hooking up in a bedroom w/ their friends in the living room And in the living room, they were watching the Eras Tour movie lmfao so as these two guys were going at it the camera guy was singing You Belong With Me

Dare I say I haven’t seen enough dick pics with the caption ‘he is/has/hath risen’

Just kinda wanna j*************** off but I can’t yet :/ I’m like vaguely hungover and that’s the only cure I fear

Getting hard from the same video three days after watching it, call that a res-erection

You know what I mean? Lmfaooooo like… sometimes nihilism is almost too generous, too detached from the nice things and the disparity they display

It’s quite interesting because in so many ways, none of this will ever matter—but because of that, it’s really the only thing that matters. We exist in such a confined bubble, but at the same time, the world is too narrow to pretend we exist within it organically Live, laugh, love, but actually fr

Jealous of my mansion? Yeah, the view is fucking gnarly!

Should I ***? Clap if i ought to

Not to be a big douche but if anyone but Darlene wins drag race it’ll make this season officially 📉📉📉📉📉

Me any time I see an advertisement for a UFC or MMA match: no, I don’t think we should fight

Hello? Mother???? (youtu.be/ILWSp0m9G2U?...)

Truly one of my favorite songs of all time YouTube: youtu.be/8GW6sLrK40k?...

Tbh I held off last night and idk if I’m strong enough tonight so be warned

The Skye Riley EP is still my favorite album of the last all time ever of all time

Bara Bada Bastu still slaps and still should’ve won Eurovision last year lol

Not sure why coffee has me vibrating rn but 🫨

Tbh a phenomenal remake. I love both movies so much

I just know this prompt is gonna pop off

Quote this post with your cock soft, hard, pissing, and cumming 😇

Watching the second FNAF movie

Hey btw

I officially want Darlene to win idgaf she’s the only likable one

Tbh if I lived closer to Vegas I’d absolutely go see Lisa’s residency lol

The way this (gay) woman on the voice has my favorite version of this song over a decade later

Fireflies might be the best song of our lifetime like I don’t think everyone understands

You should all know I am consciously sparing you from sharing the random songs I’m listening to while I get a lil tipsy in my kitchen

Is she

Watching the best movie ever (you have five guesses)

Is it so selfish to want everyone to love me like I love them

Me the first time I heard Internet Girl: ehh it’s fine Me now every fifteen seconds: EAT ZUCCHINI

I literally almost deactivated over this btw Skskjsjd I’m too sensitive What’s ironic is I did nothing to maintain a friendship or anything… I just liked his presence in my mutual feed

Just saw that one of my fav mutuals on here unfollowed so forgive me as I grieve 💔💔💔

Unfortunately I’m fairly gullible with a short attention span

Lost 4 followers overnight lmao what was the final straw

If you see this - post an eye

Just came to my senses Just kidding i only came