I did have a Fitbit once but then I took it off at a college party after getting faded off my ass and never saw her again

Apparently I live in Wisconsin now, which is famously east of Mississippi

Wishing all my broomfs a very stay cool today ❤️

Ok gonna *** now

No socks no underwear just walking to the grocery store for a couple more beers lmao

Thanks to my super special brain, there were literal years, where if I could shut off all the other noise in my head, Katy Perry singing, “do you ever feel like a plastic bag?” was embedded on repeat in the recesses of my mind. It was both liberating and exhausting.

RAVEN?!?!?!

Get new material pls like we’ve heard ittttttttt pack it the fuck up

Scrolling on my alt:

I just love sitting down lmfao like ughhhhhh lemme put my feet up for a few minutes (hours)

(Devastated) You shaved your bush??

Anxious! At The My House

I came four times today lol

Happy daddy day to all the daddies who have ever daddied

Lil hungovy today which means I just want to sleep and jerk off (I’ve done both already today)

Hanging with my lesbian neighbors at their bonfire

Sorry to the 3 former followers who apparently didn’t know I love piss 😘 I get it

Let’s see your piss pics!

Brb desperately searching for a ride called PISS

Watching this movie called Peacock (2010) featuring Cillian Murphy who plays a man with DID with an alter who’s a woman and she’s SO pretty I can’t get over it

Mam a girl behind you

The way I want this to be over with but also every single step of the process is a wall of anxiety for me to climb (I have to make a phone call)

HAHAHA that was devastating ! Happy pride !!!!!!! I’m sick to my stomach

Knock knock Who’s there Aisle of… Aisle of who? I love piss

Finally watching I Saw the TV Glow

My friends in high school said I was a meerkat 😫

Joey Jay the first gay contestant AND the first contestant to get a boner 🤩

Load #2 courtesy of some frottage 🤤 And the way we typically initiate it is by one of us saying “wanna rub em together?” (My answer is always yes all the time every day please)

I got a mosquito bite next to my eye which is rather inconvenient 😫

A horror movie 🤝 my name

Life every couple of months:

when he lets you hold it while he pees (I just get a boner and probably cum)

Not to be gay but… actually it’s much too late for that

Late #mcm

Yeah I-I-I!!!!!!!!!

I love being a Tayriana stan because I can’t not be fed by my mothers 🫦🤪

Me when I sit in front of a wig

#1 lukey #2-8 depends on how much you love me

I want to *** ****** so bad lmfao !!!!! And also to shut the fuck up but that’s so much more difficult

No shade but this is actually the best and most important album that came out on Friday

Not to be corny as hell but this song meant a lot to me when I was feeling Super low

You’re just a gayboyyyyy

Having had a single mom in my youth, and having lived with women as roommates, I was always a Put The Toilet Seat Down person But living with my man we just leave the seat up all the time lol

Thinking about that time my friend/coworker was house sitting for another coworker (very well loved and respected t**cher in her 50s/60s), and I brought some movies to hang out with my friend, and when we turned on the dvd player to put one of my movies in, this was already inside Truly iconic

Ha ha he he ha ha ho, if we’re being so honest with ourselves in this current climate

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched happy pride lol

I do want to acknowledge the fact that every time you wish i’d shut the fuck up, I wish it ten times harder……. I just can’t actually do it because I’m an only child and also horrible, among other reasons

Also they fucking ate this so hard 🇮🇪🏳️‍⚧️

She is SO fucking cunt like I can’t handle