Happy tuesgay. Wearing this cute thrifted sweater while the outdoors look like this

Winter has hardly started and this is already the state of parking lots 😢 I grew up with this but goddamn I’m over it

It’s Krampusnacht 🌲

Also listening to new JADE because Jade is theeeee pop girl for us (for me)

Work schedule changed this year (shifted earlier by an hour) which I thought I’d hate, but like… I’m halfway through a gin martini on a Friday at 4:00 and that’s just… better tbh

It is rather cold outside

Writing smut on my lunch break and now I’m Very hard and have 5 minutes for it to go down until I have to go back to work 😅😅😅😅

9 years ago today was one of the worst of my life lmaoooo

Also I think this makes me (grand)daddy

I’m nothing if not predictable

Haven’t gotten my Wrapped yet but I already know Taylor is #1, Skye Riley will be up there, and the Wicked soundtrack will be at the top

A full week of work just feels cruel tbh so im 😴

I lost count eventually but I think I ended up like… at least 25/30 days of Nutvember with several multiples so for me, I think that’s more fun

my left hip is just constantly hurting a little bit so i think that means im officially elderly and/or should talk to someone about that (i wont)

Oh and Frankenstein. Loooooved Frankenstein

While I was away, I saw Wicked: For Good and finally watched KPop Demon Hunters and, as expected, absolutely loved both.

I am, unfortunately, alive and well(ish) but bsky makes me spiral & hate myself sometimes so I needed a lil break 😅

Category is 2000s horror remakes that are actually really good but are often considered 2000s trash

House of Wax (2005) is on Tubi rn! 🥳

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie (via THR)

Today’s color palette is yellow-green-blue because I love to just pick three adjacent colors in the rainbow and call it good

Not to be a big piss slut but pee on me 😉😇

Sinners is my best picture, easily, and no, I don’t care to see any non-horror contenders. It’s better than them.

Also hotpot leftovers 🤤

Tonight’s watch 😍 easily my fav of the year but haven’t watched on physical yet so this’ll be fun

This is No shade (November) to anyone participating in these but they’re just genuinely not for me. After about a week of not shaving I start to hate my face even more than normal so that would not be good for me

Ironically my whole life is about denying myself things and restricting but for some reason the thought of a month of not shaving or jerking off sounds really stupid to me lmfao like sometimes I don’t let myself *** because I think I’m *** but a month of not doing something? Just because? Nah

I feel like I’d be great to work in IT because 1. I have daily experience in helping clueless people deal with problems that they caused themselves and cannot even describe accurately 2. I already fix tech at work by turning it off and back on, which wows my coworkers

Today is a day where I might just have to go home early because I’ve been here for not even 15 minutes and I’m feeling like I’m gonna explode

I need a prescription drug that improves focus and motivation and also will to live

The Sunday scaries except it’s just like an intense hollowness that eats away at your insides

Not to be dramatic but I do desperately need at least eleven days in which I do not even open my eyes or move or eat or talk like just let me rot

Ah yes the Scary Color

Daylight was never really saved, was she?

If given the choice of Heaven or Hell, I’d have to choose both

Swallowed a load and then shot my own 😇 happy Sunday

You bet your asssss I’m watching this film

Halloween hotpot 🎃

Joe Santagato just got engaged…. 💔🥀

Sipping coffee from art’s head lol

This month I’m actually celebrating NOvember where I start saying no to things & finally free myself from people pleasing 🚫😌

Finally watching Jurassic World Rebirth and I’m sure you can guess my favorite scene

Got a new mug lol

Happy hallowiener everyone 🎃 this is an actually objectively true and also correct ranking of my favorite horror franchise:

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

This gay guy at my work will absolutely not stop trying to make shady comments under his breath to make people laugh… (it’s me)

Happy halloweeeeeeen 🎃👻

I’m sorry but this song is just soooo fucking good

Happy Friday 🎃🎃🎃🎃