Ended up finding it on Sunday but I had an extra… so now I can do this, which is kinda the equivalent of double-fisting drinks

Love this thrifted sweaterrrrrr 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶

18 years ago 🫨🫨🫨

Me on a Friday vs me on a Monday

The concept for getting cruised is so crazy to me bc what do you mean someone irl wanted to fuck you so bad that they did

Alas I did not 🥀 but I did cuddle a lot so

Absolutely not mad to have gotten psychic type 🔮🪬🥄🧙‍♀️

Okay by the end of it all I was team Megan, Lara, and Yoonchae for sure

Became curious about Katseye today so I’m concurrently watching the Netflix special and the whole survival show on YouTube Tell me why I just cried at the first elimination lmfao. Like I already vaguely know who makes the group. But all these girls are just babies 😭😭😭 and they worked so hard

Well, basically, what we’re going to do is… Dance👟

Darlene Mitchell is just the cutiest of pies 🥰

Cinnamon tographer

Well you see, I’m an only child who’s desperate to be loved by people outside of my family but that desperation leads to me going too far and trying too hard with everything

I did manage to persevere, and I j*rked it in the shower 🫡🫡🫡

I’ve been so… not horny this week??? Idk

Pennifer is lost somewhere in the bed but I don’t wanna wake up bf so I’m slowly and awkwardly sliding my hands along the mattress

Thursday? More like…. The worstday (because it’s not Friday or Saturday)

It’s V-day and my anniversary this weekend so will I get laaaaid?

Alaska looks soooo pussiana wow

My problematic opinion is that I HATE people who use the term hangry like maybe grow up and be hungry like an adult??? ((I have severely disordered eating at times and therefore my relationship with hunger is toxic and skewed))

Fukk a fake smile 💔 -ariana grande (yuh) (They’re both fake smiles bc I don’t want to be at work!)

When the Tina burns

brb gonna go find my neighbors

I wanna go to Puerto Rico tbhhhh

Stoned af on a Sunday morning ama

Bulging for the weekend

Why are the most random of my posts getting a bunch of likes lmfaoooo but I’m glad bsky loves Neil as much as I do

Happy Friday, beautiful bbs 🩶🥰🩶🥰🩶

Celebrated fcf with a shower nut ☺️

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

🫦🫦🫦🫦 these Russian astronauts could enjoy an American dinner on (of) my ass tbh

Me: *gets home* My cat immediately:

Girl what????? This is some Duolingo shit lmao

Me coded characters but it’s just these two

Margot Robbie is soooooo gorg

Update: I s*cked on it for a little while ☺️

Took a sick day because I don’t want to go. Also bf has a day off of work and also has a b*ner so I will not be leaving my bed for something so trivial as my occupation

The first three are a lock but the fourth spot was close between Toy Story 2, A Bug’s Life, and Monsters Inc.

How does one find a day job that pays well because t**ching just isn’t it anymore (nor has it ever been if we’re being tea)

Hate when yall joke about having a piss kink. My culture is NOT a costume 🔫😒

I was an A*Teens stan as a child so I’m live laugh loving their Eurovision comeback

I like your playlist, boy

I’ve had Midnight Sun stuck in my head for the majority of the day ☀️🧜‍♀️🌸🌺✨

It’s my birthday/anniversary month

Not Catherine O’Hara 😢 this isn’t fair

High as fuck and also rock hard for some reason lol good mornnning

Colton shut up challenge PLEASE #traitorsus