well that's oddly specific on a job application. what about "White American" or "White Eastern EU"? British and Irish aren't that different are they?

I think I need some dick.

I dont know Cid is a horny mfer… #ffxvi

The music in #FFXVI could very well just be #FFXIV music…

Cid: “you’re not my type” *scene ends, with Clyde crying naked on the floor, a bundle of clothes before him* 😭

I think #FFXVI is a bit of a nostalgia play but I still love it.

I think Cid is flirting with Clive, now! #FFXVI

Oh modders. Don't change. #FFXVI #mods #NSFW

I think Clive is flirting with Cid. #FFXVI

They better have Beedle.

My friend Tom found this. This is one of the best pictures I’ve ever seen in life. IN LIFE!

Who’s the shithead with a silver Chrysler van with bear pride sticker parked in the motorcycle spots in front of the #PDXEagle?

Me: "yea that's a necronomicon" Antique Appraiser: "Yes this may just be a necronomicon." Me: "why are you still reading it??!?!" #creepshow

wow I'm getting good at shaping my long-ass beard. Let's keep it growing.

Someone should come up with a tattoo sponsorship program so I can get a bunch more tattoos.

No kitty! That's my authorita-pot-pie!

My life is so great that I get to deal with a dental emergency while unemployed for 12 months. Gotta love life. Definitely wouldn’t ask for anything different…

I wish I had Marie's blood powers from #GenV.

#PokerFace was cancelled but Rian wants to reboot it with Peter Dinklage? Idk about that. Natasha Lyonne or keep it dead. Maybe they didn't wanna keep her because of the whole AI thing she's doing. That was a damn good show though.

I would not be at all surprised if this was intentional. Maybe instead of #Nintendo breaking stuff they could fix stuff? Like the multiplayer lag in #MarioKartWorld PERHAPS??? www.engadget.com/gaming/ninte...

I kinda need a shirt like this

Why does my body wake me up when I just want to lay in bed and sleep forever? It's not fair.

I just wish I could have a job long enough to save up money to buy a cabin in the mountains.

Most of the casters on my #SecretLab chair have lost their bearings, and one caster keeps falling off. Sadly the one year warranty is up. Gotta love shitty design choices. The casters literally have a gap in the 2 bits of metal that holds the bearings so the tinier bearings eventually pop out. ☹️

lol what is the point of private messaging someone if you're just gonna block them before they can respond. Racists, smokers, and rule-breakers piss me off so much, but like why do smokers think they can just smoke anywhere? It's like they have their own privilege that nobody seems to care about.

ok i've been up for 3 hours can I go back to bed now?

No, but Judi Dench 007 can wake up in shower and say it was all a dream... This is the only script I want to see.

welp, that's rejection letter number 200! gotta love being so over-qualified for work I can't find a job in 12 fucking months.

so fucking distraught over the memory of a good friend that killed himself back in 2011. He was such a fucking treasure. Idk why it happened but I really miss him so fucking much.

fuck, reeling at the news an old band friend died 6 years ago at the age of 30 when I'm trying to reconnect with a bunch of old school chums and catch up on their lives. FUCK

geez i know it's been like 18 years, but all my HS buddies all have 3 damn kids! that's so many!

**ALERT** #ITWelcomeToDerry #Episode3 ***ALERT***

ugh. fuckin miss having a job and having money. in San Francisco.

not to sound funny but like: The fewer people in the jobs means more people can have jobs!

I think it would be cool if people were encouraged to retire and there were age limits for higher govt positions so we didn't have so much of... this. *gestures broadly* Like, just let everyone retire at 60 and let the people who want to do the work step up. No geriatric presidents again pls.

Makes me angry learning the average SNAP per month is $177 when I'm single and receiving $280 and that barely cuts it.

People, Facebook reels is NOT where you post yourself jizzing onto a towel. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This is about as close to listening to country music as I'll get, and it's just because his voice makes my ears tingle (also we grew up pretty close to each other). www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Ej...

In 5th grade my mom told me I couldn't play flute because it was for girls. Close enough?

Ok so how do I turn this thing off?

c'mere and get you some cajun jalapeno flavored kissesssss 😽

"There's a monster under my bed/in my closet." "No there's not; it's just a bad dream; go back to bed sweetie." *everyone proceeds to die* Is there a horror trope bingo I could print out for all these? I should've started way sooner. like, 130 movies ago.. oh well.

1 Couldn't afford an entire encyclopedia collection, that's what libraries are for. Was everyone else just a rich kid?

Just drank a 5-hour energy AMA

at least 7 or 8 hours of security alarm outside that I was awake for. I tried napping and it was off when I got up. Geeez.

Hmm 3 hours and still going.

There is a car alarm or something going off outside for the past hour. I’m wide awake now. Yay

Sleepy but wide awake… anyone wanna do some butt stuff?

So depressing when someone is all into you but then they say "I live in Texas".

yall ever have the hots for your ex girlfriend's twin? like a long lost boy friend i never got to have....