A quick reminder that today is now daylight savings time, Sunday, March 8 2026 and as of this date, Kari Lake has STILL never won anything.

LMAO.

Statin of the Union

Imagine hating brown people so much, you've sentenced yourself and your family to never safely being seen in public FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Unlike the president, he will be paying for private security every day. Forever. And you just turned 40. That's this man.

I can't think of any reason a respectable nation would allow themselves to be embarrassed in this manner.

Simply breathtaking levels of corruption. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

"Welcome to Convicted Felon Field at Twice Impeached Yards!" www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

I'm starting to think he didn't get that bunker built fast enough.

If Donald Trump just kept going and razed the entire White House to the ground, you realize there is absolutely no one who would stop him, right?

Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.

I assume Marco Rubio has already been tapped to take over TP USA?

"You better not do it, Vladimir."

So. Literally, NOTHING.

It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?

Anything to avoid talking about Epstein.

This seems like the kind of thing that would matter to the voters in a functioning democracy.

It's almost as if they are making it up as they go along. But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."

"If Kamala Harris were president, this never would have happened. Never would have happened. She would have said, 'Bibi, don't do it Bibi. You do it and it's gonna be a bad day. You can't do it.' THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

Everything he said here goes for Kevin as well. But this is exactly the truth about Elon Musk. POWERFUL.

The best, only the best.

This mfer really doesn't want someone to fill this position. Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Watch out, Elon. Ron Vara is going to kick your ass during recess. #Musk #Navarro #YoureBothMorons

"Between Preparing for Measles and Cholera and Learning how to Salt Pork for Winter, Republicans are Keeping Themselves Occupied as they Await the Coming Golden Era."

Repeatedly pressed to explain what *Khalil* did to merit deportation, the Department of Homeland Security just has no response other than to say he's a scapegoat. "Have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear."

Ya think?

It's hard to make me laugh at this evil Kristi Noem ICE bullshit. But this quote from the WP caught me off guard. "Couldn't meet quotas because doors have locks." LMAO

A. Sharpie is rebuilding my followers after departing the Twit. I welcome new follows if you're so inclined.

Pro tip: If your blood pressure is too low, just find out which one of the Sunday shows is dumb enough to book Pete Navarro. Listen for :30 seconds. Done.

Everybody just RELAX. Ron Vara just called me and he said Peter Navarro "is a genius and says he is 'totally on top of this whole trade thing'." #tariffs

To mention America's Medal of Honor recipients as somehow lesser than Trump's Medal of Freedom recipients like Jim Jordan, Rush Limbaugh, Devin Nunes and Miriam Adelson is an affront to every American citizen. #trump #noshame We should all know their stories. www.cmohs.org/recipients

If I worked in Engineering at #Twitter, I would be very concerned this evening. Very likely, #Elon fires both of those guys.

These crazy kids at the New York Times.

Note for JD Vance: For the VAST majority of her supporters, the only question Kamala Harris needs to answer from the press is "Are You Donald Trump?"

#Debby looks like a very serious flooding event over the coming week. Too bad President Very Stable Genius isn't still in office and able to use me to change the path of the storm.