Cookie: Look my cheeeeks 🌀🌀 The cheeks command you to bring me treats 🌀🌀🌀 The cheeks command you to bring me the most Nana-coins 🌀🌀 listen to the commands of the cheeeeeeks 🌀🌀🌀 #ACookieADay

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/34008 『どうぶつのさけび THE ANIMALS SCREAM』発売！ "The Animals Scream" now on sale! #ガチャポン #gachapon

never been prouder to have this man as my captain

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it would be extremely cool if Manitoba weren't a bunch of cowards and we followed suit

a pocket beef bowl......... wow.....

I have zero memory of saving this image but I'm glad I have it

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

The Halifax Mooseheads are wearing these fan-designed jerseys today and I love them so much

It probably looks amazing.

本日の毛玉 #ガマグチヨタカ 夕方少し暗くなると動き出す

Elin döner Mammed; Azatlyk St 35, Türkmenbaşy, Turkmenistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=40.0065589%2C52.9944701&query_place_id=ChIJ03bfHgATLEARjUKer1rVuIY

realized I hadn't seen a frost shield in a couple decades and wondered what the heck happened to them, and there's next to no mention of them anywhere online apart from this extremely local source westenddumplings.blogspot.com/2013/01/reme...

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

going to try my best to avoid being vaporised by a beam or beams this weekend

I don't know what demographic they're targeting with a radio ad for sardines but apparently I'm in it

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

No better feeling than being the second person in the To: field in an email because that means it isn't my problem

暴れる犬🐶 ⚠️This may make some noise Masuke is going wild on the sofa.

readying myself for the incoming last third of this Jets season with the detached acceptance of a guy who knows the nukes failed to split the asteroid in half

wish I were joking but I've thought about this every single day since this did and continues to do considerable psychic damage to me. every step I take the screen gets fuzzy and I lose 1 hp

Check out this RPG Maker game about the crew from Star Trek TNG going into a holodeck sim that Data made from default RPG Maker assets coleo_kin.itch.io/datas-advent...

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...

Heated Rivalry fans unfamiliar with concept hockey players might be gross

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

Big hat tip @wapplehouse.bsky.social for this:

honestly I'd probably be more disappointed with this whole hockey situation if I didn't already assume I was politically incompatible with every hockey player until extremely rarely pleasantly proven otherwise. That was one of the lessons learned during covid times

This Kate Beaton comic and this one specific panel occupies an eternal spot in my brain www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id...

winnipeg jets social media manager with the 10 km stare and tinnitus that just seems to be getting louder and louder

Europe and Canada need to form a hockey NATO against america so this horseshit never happens again

For no reason, here's what Yoshi sounds like eating an enemy in Mario is Missing on PC.

I don't know who needs to read this but please don't preorder soap

As we mark the 4th anniversary of the full scale invasion of Ukraine, the people there remain defiant and strong. I was proud to partner with the Canada/Ukraine Foundation to raise funds to send 125 parahockey sleds to Ukraine to help men and women of all ages continue their rehabilitation journey.

shoutout to zellers who for some inexplicable reason still had this for sale at like $115 in 1997 rest in power king

the insatiable need to Post vs the desire to be able to travel internationally ever again

lmao cancelled indeed

weird that jets social media doesn't seem to be covering hellebuyck on his way to fluff trump's hog. how peculiar, I wonder why!!

1477. Duck vending machine.

always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

"I am excited to meet the infamous child rapist. We all are!" - 🇺🇸 Jack Hughes, Gold Medalist 🥇

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if Canada lost the gold medal game to Sweden or Denmark I think I would give like 10% of a shit I currently do but of course it had to be america and of course it's going to be (and currently is) A Whole Big Fuckin Thing