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opening bsky to check my notifigaytions

My ass is fat, my wallet is not

girl opposed to chastity for prison abolitionist reasons

Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that

she rattle on my bones til i xylophone on my ribs

i do have a pussy, it's just a serious outie

you want to tune your girl so that she leaks a little bit at idle

start boofing prog after 12 yrs on just e. 2 wks later i install bsky. 2 wks after that im a siskisser. 2 wks after that im swapping robogirl handler/puppygirl/vampire hats for my partner as needed. tits sore af but bigger every day. balls smell like pussy. girlstink so dank wanna fuck my own pits.

if you didn't already know this, the same sequence of controller inputs required from the player in the joycon calibration dialog on the nintendo switch will also work on my nipples

a girl made entirely of peanut butter. peanut butter girl.

i just feel like if there were 20 or 30 transfems in simple hooded robes crowded around me circling slowly and touching me softly and kissing my tummy and telling me im holy and pure and beautiful and soft as I lie bathed in moon light and torch light on a sacrificial altar it would probably fix me.

you know what they say, wordplay is foreplay

wild of hildawg to announce she was gonna fuck on inauguration day

where are the horseshoe crab girls

we hear a lot about puppygirls and catgirls, but rarely do we hear about giant flightless bird girls. clearly they have been ostrichsized.

i roll onto my stomach, wiggle my big butt, and tell my lil sis to climb on. "hang on, j gotta get ready!" she says excitedly. i wait. the silence is broken by the clatter of carabiners as she steps into a mountaineering harness, a 60' coil of climbing rope slung over her shoulder.

Self-acceptance isn't a thing you just click your fingers and do. It isn't a one-and-done attitude adjustment. It's a skill, a practice, a habit. It's a thing that you learn by doing it, and you get better at it as you go, and you'll never be perfect at it. It's an investment in your future self

Would you still worm me if I was a love

DA STRUGGLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

she rattle on my bones til i xylophone on my ribs

i do have a pussy, it's just a serious outie

[nia thickass tighthole voice] it turns out that you can literally fuck whole star systems at once, but only by being spaghettified as you fall, dick first, through the event horizon of a supermassive black hole. now that's one penis enlargement technique that i, as a scientist, wouldn't recommend.

cant get fooled again

Polycule like a sorority. All in one house, you have an older sister, and you get hazed A Lot.

I WILL NOT - dashare.zone ADMIN

you want to tune your girl so that she leaks a little bit at idle

Chicago rules.

winning an argument against a conservative is so easy all you have to do is repeat everything they say back to them with a really bad arnold schwarzenegger impression and then add "also im gay" to the end of it

WORKING CLASS UNITE!

single day tickets for bumbershoot 2002 were $12 in advance or $15 at the gate. 4-day passes for bumbershoot 2003 were $45. i went to that festival every year from 2002-2011 and usually saw 8-11 bands each day. eventually gave it up when it dropped to 3 days and broke $100. miss it like hell tho.

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

im pleased to announce that after 13 years of decision paralysis I've finally settled on names for my baby girls (tits) let's hear a warm welcome for Jocelyn (R) & Jillian (L) theyre growin up so fast 🥲

once when i was 12, i went into the bathroom on a washington state ferry to seattle. a thin man in an argyle sweater vest stepped up to the urinal next to mine when others were available. as i walked away i threw him a dirty look and that's when i realized it was Bill Gates.

also remember trans joy is the greatest weapon against fascism. they can never take away our joy and that deflates them. we're here forever and our spirit will not be broken.

Everyone stop, this is important

almost busted out laughing while raging at a debt collector on the phone yesterday even tho they kept misgendering me me: find a different line of work debt collector: I'm...not going to do that sir me: then you're going to HELLLLL debt collector: I'm... I'm fine with that sir *click*

toss up between my first concert, ramones on their adios amigos '95 tour when i was seven, and the fiona apple show a year later in a 1400 seat 21+ club. they made 8yo me stand in the sound booth since drinks weren't allowed in there anyway. "don't. touch. anything. you are SO lucky kid, my GOD"

you mean they're doing minority report without submerging mentally incapacitated twinks permanently in a milk bath?? what the fuck is even the point then

Dad Joke of the Day: To kill a French vampire, you have to shove a baguette through its heart. It sounds easy, but it's pain staking.