Sipping my mountain dew and moonshine through a straw so I can keep the muzzle on

Make up that makes me look grosser and like ive seen combat

Forgot I was wearing my muzzle for a sec and jump scared my roommate when she came home

Did a drink a C4 for breakfast? Yes. Was my entire reasoning for doing so the fact that it was godzilla themed? Also yes. Does my tummy hurt? No shut up dont worry about it

I love snapping wood into kindling with my handssss. It feels so relaxing

Gonna do some cute and soft house cleaning once im off work in my cutest flight suit and harness

Doki doki communist uprising or some bullshit

Cosmic horror of having 25 hours till the end of time. Not your death or the end of civilization, but the true end of the universe. Peak out the window to your apartment and witness eons passing in seconds. A galaxy formed and died while you had a sandwich. Pet your cat and watch it all fall away

Ive finally reached the point where I can fully cup my titty in my hands and im feeling happy bout it

Anyone wanna help me fulfill the want to cut and dye my hair today?

Day done. We ball. Time to eat a chocolate Santa the size of a large rodent

Aight time to commit a fucking crime ig

Gonna commit a crime if I made it through this dinner only to have my deadname on any gifts I may get

Having a high tolerance on a shitty family event day sucks. Im a half a bottle of wine deep and still only feeling the pain of being perceived

Yall see the news? They shot Santa down over DC. Guess norad got more funding

Happy Holidays! 🎄 All Silas wants for Christmas is a future where wolves are protected. #standforwolves 🐺

I need my next greeting with a friend to go something along the lines of "hail, spirit" "hail, witch"

I need my friends to get into my weird niche vampire video drama series so I can nerd out with themmmmm

reminder that matilda

New Hunter: the Parenting episode gave me some REAL mechsploitation vibes with these lines

Explain your username🎤 Multiple people have had trouble calling me Tully because its hard to annunciate for them, and many have just started calling me Tulip instead, which makes me very happy

What do i get myself for lunch as payment for working on Christmas eve?

Watching my deer kick its gay little feet about seeing women and their wives

I love drawing trail cam footage as a weird art piece

I gotta get another tattoo....

They've got me bundling up all the burnable wood cut offs in the shop and it feels a little pointed to have the faggot making faggots

I love having the one two fuck up of my phone blasting my friends music sampling in a meeting and having my boss see the random furry thirst trap that was appearing in my feed at the same time

I gotta draw sabretooth tigers more

Ah shit im 26

Anyone wanna curl up on my bean bag bed and the many pillows I have on it and keep me company while I organize my life?

Yeah im so in touch with nature, you dont even kno- *I reflexively slap a pixie that landed on my arm without second thought* Yeah so I grew up camping..

You wouldnt red shift a bear, would you?

Okay im back in the big apple. Someone come fucking fight me right now

Chicago... I am inside you

Shark horse...

Chicago... you call to me..

IT GETS BETTER I saw lightning strike a radio tower across the valley!!!!!!!!

Amazing news. Im getting to watch it storm in the mountains on my last night here. Fuck yeah. I love life

Brb, selling my soul to the devil so I can have pleistocene era megafauna around again

BIG BEAR CAME BY THE CABIN IT WAS SO CUTE OMGGGGGG

Hey everyone who knows me well, im gonna be draping myself on you once im back if I get the chance. Becoming a weighted blanket to all yall, laying down or not

I can taste the pot still mash in this southern ranch. I miss my chicago ranch with hate and nicotine

Ah. I love having incredibly vivid dreams that throw me off of everything in the morning

Yule comes.... let the yule tide be gay...

Masochism horny

And my paws didnt even hit the water. Bitches

To the doll and her friends meandering around the Gatlinburg space needle with the super 8 camera, im sorry I was watching yall so much. Im just a bitch in hiding that wishes I had yalls vibes

My siblings keep calling me the dogs names and I think it shows that im an animal to them