Butch bear season

You ever have a date go so feral and fun that you chase rabbits on the way back home?

Ancient wizard condemning me to one thousand years of soul bukkake in the jar

Slapping my thighs together and watching em jiggle

Babe would you wash the dried blood and viscera out of my coat after I fought the coyotes bugging the farm? Be honest

What if i sucked god like ramen? Both eggs and the ham. Broth and all. What if

Going through pictures ive had in my camera roll for four years and finding a lot of pilot x titan stuff from titanfall

There is a CAT on my LEGS and a FRIEND in my ARMS

Edging chekhovs gun

I need neck hickeys...

I reek of lavender, bergamot, and the sweat of my brow

Kinda wanna get combat garters this weekend....

All the angels love my hellhound rizz

Thinking about those images of angels that look like amorphous balls of wings and metal, then mixing that with solar flares that whip plasma into space as tendrils of light given form

Sometimes, on a rough day, ya gotta look at the form you take and ask whether its gonna be a chrysalis or a casket for what will come of you

I need a place to get blood red aviators

Work place injury just means I get to taste myself again

Always fun to leave the function and realize you need some more hugs

The opening of Predator with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers doing that mid air arm wrestling but they kiss

Just took a few wonderfully pagan and brutal pics crushing a pomegranate in the shower

I want my FAWKING muzzle rn...

You know the scene idea is fire when typing it out sounds like a confession of murder

Thinking about the werewolf alien from og Ben ten

Ive been thinking about this for the last two months...

Had the incredibly gay moment of putting on a jacket i had forgotten I lent to a girl, suddenly realizing it had her scent still on it, and giddily buried my face in the collar

Nothing makes me need the affirming touch of a woman like having to try and explain my queerness to my family

Wiping the stain off some window mullions i made and feeling so normal about the feeling of it all on my hands in these gloves

Time to ponder forcefemme like an orb

I have been given coffee with a little Irish creamer :3 im nice again

Feeling lucky that things didnt go the way I thought they would in so many moments of my life

Coffee machine at work is down. No caffeine for me. Everyone in the shop is going to meet a different type of Tully today

Need gorl.... gorl pile...

Shout out to the fact I posted this like a month before I met my deer girlfriend

The little engine that could. The little engine that did and was irrevocably changed. The little engine that was sentient for two long and now searches endlessly for purpose outside of the rails it rides and the rides it gives. It must have deeper meaning. Its life must be for sometbing. Jesus wept

The little engine that was

My girlfriends 2 year old just called me gay for kissing my other girlfriend goodbye

Unsure if the amount of likes ive been getting recently is because I'm funny or depraved.

I need to chase someone through the woods at dusk...

Playing "If You See Someone Stealing Food, No You Didnt" by Bambu on repeat today

This Election Day, let your voice be heard. Speak up for wildlife, wild places, and the values you care about most. 📣#Votetoday

Perpetually edging the table saw by running my thumb over her teeth when im setting up a cut, but never letting her get to bite me

RISE MOTHERFUCKERS ITS BITE HER TUMMY TUESDAY. FEAST

I need to gnaw on women carnally

Its pomegranate sacrifice season methinks

Why the fuck am I flustered at work today???

Happy Godzilla day to all who celebrate!!!!

I need more bruises...

My friend told me on a call today that nearly all of my bluesky posts come with an "adult content" warning and that's fucking hilarious to find out from him

God I love my gay tranny life

Nothing makes you feel like the hottest bitch in the city quite like being an intense flirt towards easily flustered women