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Maja Ăberg
5 months ago
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
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Brendel
2 days ago
Gambit is the coolest Xman because his mutant superpowers are (1) charging any object into a powerful explosive making anything around him a deadly weapon and (2) beating your ass with a stick
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John Bolton's Mustache
4 days ago
We've finally won the war against woke
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(Still) An(gr)i Bundel
4 days ago
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Leah McElrath
6 days ago
âLet me be clear: this is not a golden calfâ is pretty funny.
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we already know how E feels about âress a prossetyâ
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maffew uhhh
9 days ago
R.I.P. Ted Turner Thanks for Nitro
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weeder
10 days ago
Getting called on after zoning out in a meeting and replying "this used to be a vast prairie"
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this is jack shack music
10 days ago
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Jesse Singal Vapes Piss
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86 clear channel
11 days ago
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Stella Sacco
14 days ago
This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension
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Better Things Are Possible
5 months ago
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
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Brendel
15 days ago
Lots of people know this one but the one that most consistently amuses me to tell people is that Wesley Snipes hated everyone on Blade 3 so much that he refused to open his eyes for a scene so they had to cgi big dumb eyes onto him
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Patrick Monahan
17 days ago
In hindsight Comey probably shouldnât have gotten Trump elected in 2016. âWhoopsâ
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li
18 days ago
here's my dumb take: impeachment isn't a priority because it's old and tired and won't generate media. what should dems actually pass? HR1: No Self Dealing, a swath of anticorruption measures. make republicans vote no on that. make them the "stealing from america" party
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Jeffries says Trump impeachment not a top priority if Dems win House majority
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Sunday said Democrats will not focus on impeaching President Trump if they regain a majority in the lower chamber after midterm elections. WhâŠ
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5849707-democrats-decline-trump-impeachment/amp/
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Denny Carter
20 days ago
[newspaper fact checker voice] my wife does not "long for the touch of another man" as the president said during last night's white house correspondents dinner. i give this 2.5 pinocchios.
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Patrick Monahan
21 days ago
That classic face I make when Iâm doing well!
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call this woman randy orton because she hears voices in her head and they counsel her
24 days ago
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Jake
27 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Shanti
27 days ago
Lmao @ people on here announcing pro wrestling is fake/scripted like those of us who watch arenât aware.
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Mehdi Hasan
27 days ago
We live in a country where the two most dynamic, charismatic, eloquent politicians of this century have the first names Barack and Zohran. This is what bothers the white supremacists so much.
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Norm Charlatan
29 days ago
Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly* Judi Dench: oh Garfield Garfield: *snores loudly* Judi Dench: you wretched creature Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper* Judi Dench: murderous reprobate Garfield: *watches tv* Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing
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ceej
about 1 month ago
I fell for a psyop I saw on TV that convinced me to eat a cheeseburger
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christhebarker
about 1 month ago
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putting this in the teams chat when a coworker asks me how my big project is going
about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
about 1 month ago
Itâs profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that thatâs what Daredevil is for
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Mike Black
about 1 month ago
what else can we get JD to do this weekend
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elliot has NO CHANCE IN HELL of understanding any of this
about 1 month ago
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Anthony Michael Kreis
about 1 month ago
The more American legal scholarship I read, the more I hate the entire genre. Itâs just terrible.
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bakoon
over 2 years ago
i think if you jerked off beetlejuice a bunch of worms and bugs would come out of his penis. just contributing to the general tenor of the website right now
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Jezebel
about 1 month ago
Louis C.K. will headline Netflix's comedy festival, so everyone crying about âcancel cultureâ for the last decade can shut up now.
www.jezebel.com/louis-ck-hea...
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Getting 'Cancelled' Only Takes a Couple Years to Wear Off, Apparently
Louis C.K. will headline Netflix's comedy festival, so everyone crying about âcancel cultureâ for the last decade can shut up now.
https://www.jezebel.com/louis-ck-headlining-netflix-is-a-joke-fest
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Jess Piper
about 1 month ago
I heard someone say that we should be registering voters at gas stations.
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do we get sarah beach bhole pics too
about 2 months ago
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Tom Nissley
about 2 months ago
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marissa walmart dog
about 2 months ago
Enough
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Matthew Gertz
about 2 months ago
Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other: 1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting. 2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote. 3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.
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Al Yankovic
about 2 months ago
Weâve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
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TVâs Frank
about 2 months ago
If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and youâd have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar
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Richard Staff
about 2 months ago
An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet
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dan solomon
about 2 months ago
obaa/sinners discourse
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Frank Conniff
2 months ago
Americans are being sent to die in Iran by men who donât even have the courage to say, âUh, thank you, Mr. President, but I wear a size 9 shoe.â
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We Have Always Existed: Transgender History
2 months ago
The 3 genders
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Ryan Nanni
2 months ago
Markwayne Mullin is the most âdefensive coordinator the whole team hatesâ option we have
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