@eitmonline.bsky.social does krysten have fallen arches? i do and that’s why i trip all the time while walking

@eitmonline.bsky.social if you call dial a poem maybe you’ll hear some phone sex

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

[watching any opera] Ah yes, the song from Looney Tunes

claudio and alexander absolutely HOOPED. #aewcollision

This is Yaoi

Road House, done

BREAKING: The Supreme Court announces BALATRO DLC FEATURING CHARACTERS FROM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE UNIVERSE with projected retail price of 45 USD$

I think Bad Bunny should give the response to the state of the union during the state of the union

If I know anything about John Roberts he's gutting the VRA on Tuesday

The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

would this woman like to be conferenced in with dial a poem? @eitmonline.bsky.social

Run The Damn Ball

"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.

Bluesky on Super Bowl Sunday

I'm starting to think their midterms plan is to lose so many seats that it actually seems suspicious lol

@eitmonline.bsky.social FIX the goddamn cloud!!

I hate it when eBay sends a "GOT AWAY" message on something I never bid on and already deleted from my watch list. Brother I broke up with that vintage Donatello figure, not the other way around. ✋

X is hiring a “great lothario” at $40 an hour to teach Grok “the pleasures of the flesh”

does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

To put it another way: Courageous jurists on the lower courts have held back Trump from inflicting even more damage on civil rights and liberties. This timeline sucks, but the one in which the judiciary doesn't even try to push back is FAR worse. We insult these judges when we dismiss their impact.

As seen on r/nursing Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him

The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Somehow ice won again. Annoying.

Remember the Bundy insanity during the Obama years? Armed guys occupied a federal office and one of their buddies took position with a sniper rifle aimed at federal agents? Exactly how many of those guys were shot and killed?

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good

Video: VA Senate Majority Leader Scott Surovell and House Dem Caucus Chair Kathy Tran Roll Out Legislation to Allow Virginia’s Public Service Workers the Freedom to Collectively Bargain (“Virginia is powered by working people") bluevirginia.us/2026/01/vide...

I really like being on Bluesky and I enjoy almost all the conversations I have here (and I block/mute/ignore freely) but I’ve never had more interactions that consist of “I’m going to argue with you about a thing I’m mad about that you didn’t say” than I have here

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

QTP with a game you would instantly buy if it got remastered/remade!

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

Happy Friday to you guys

Happy Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati Is Not A Frivolous Subject Day to all who celebrate!

Who Shot Ashli Babbit? (2021)

What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

Motion to extend weekend until Christmas.

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.