anyone else think about the couch from dirk gentlys holistic detective agency entirely too often?

this is by far my favorite hallucination ive stumbled into

Currently looksminning

Okay but to reach this point of view you would have to view minorities as property and or think property has the same value as minorities. It’s not only a false equivalency, but it’s couched in so much latent racism that it’s indiscernible from white supremacist propoganda.

you burned out because your nuts are in the ball crusher. i burned out because my wife cheated on me with grimace in the ball pit while i was changing my diaper. we are not the same

jokes on you, i stay yappin so ppl *know* im a dumb bitch

All art is inherently dumb as fuck

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

chicken sandwich expert here! although this has most of the ingredients of a delicious chicken sandwich, it can't technically be considered one, because i wouldn't fuck it. hope this helps!

Fuck ICE Victory to the rebels And remember that the only people "doing what the state hopes we do" are the people trying to discredit a diversity of tactics.

did @iwriteok.bsky.social write this or

okay, my audible account has once again sneakily re-enabled itself. i have 9 credits, i wanna use them before i cancel my subscription. i primarily read fantasy and sci-fi, but i am currently taking literally any reccs at all!

it doesn't matter which side you wear it on bc under anarchy there is no hierarchy

my friends are dorks and i love them

mkay ive been watching fallout, which means i will probably FINALLY play it (i have played maybe 4 hours of one, i think 3). anyway, which one should i play? fight mechanics are low importance to me, i only really fight when i have to. i like a vary varied world, and good story/characters.

soon?

women love to paint their nails and then immediately ruin one of them by hitting it against something

The force fem victim: "I'll just... never get a chance to see what I might have been if my gender wasn't a product of horrific trauma and coercion." Her cis friend: "OOOoooh, so you are a girl!"

LOOK IM SORRY

😎

this has a surprising amount of layers

i really wanna give myself a bright green chelsea hawk, but also my hair looks like this rn

imma need white ppl to stop apologizing and start punching their racist cousins in the fucking face

oh my fucking god this is amazing

send lawyers, guns, and butter

being hot and trans in a hot tub in the snow is a rebellious act 🏴🏴🏴

my neighbor's snow plow is cooler than your neighbor's snow plow

oh my god it snowed last night, and i was on the porch trying to get the dog to potty and she wouldn't leave, but then a neighbor dog ran by and

they took this from you

im just thinking a lot about how bad my adhd is right now, and how my main signifier that clued me in to that is that i haven't been able to find my shoes in like a week and a half

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

actually got dolled up for the first time in a while ✨💖

Me being laughed at because I predicted an AI bubble pop Me also being shocked that it might be happening way quicker than expected Me rolling on the floor at AI companies complaining that another AI has, allegedly, copied their work <3 my regards to the chef <3

@margaret.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social Listening to today's episode of Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff and my brain kept shouting "You have a meme for that!" #history #podcast #anarchy #Italian #antigovernment #antifascist #goodvibes

but in the meantime, fucking let the trans girl with stubble work front of house, and tell anyone who complains to fix their hearts or die.

excellent advice

I started giving fucks out to people very late in life so I still have a lot of fucks to give.

girl who's a radfem as in radiation feminist. straight up girlbossing (emitting dangerous levels of ionizing radiation)

hey guys remember to blorg your gorgs today, you’re not you when you’re gorgly

if you call yourself a catgirl because you wear cat ears but aren't temperamentally aloof most of the time while occasionally on your own terms curling up in someone's lap, you're actually just larping as a catgirl. hate to be the bearer of truth but it has to be said.

@soundoftheforest.bsky.social YAY im so excited you are on this app. cant wait to yap about autistic moths 🎇

*opens internet* *closes internet* *goes outside and stares at Jupiter*

the art of yearning is complex and impossible to teach. it must be experienced, felt, tempered