how i’m gonna be today

lmao the power went out on campus over night and we just got an email that the elevators in a bunch of buildings are still down but literally no mention of what you’re supposed to do if that’s a problem

I didn't previously know of Najwan Darwish's "Who Remembers the Armenians?" so here it is for anyone who was similarly unaware

gender failure gonzo

dr pepper tic tacs are healing something deep within me rn

Screenshotted, reported, muted, blocked, doxxed, coming to your house, shitting in your HVAC.

FYI rick steinhauser is defending daniel del prado owning a porsche and replacing workers with QR codes because rick, too, is wealthy. he is so wealthy that his home renovation was featured in the newspaper! give his opinion all the consideration it deserves www.thisoldhouse.com/bathrooms/ba...

🕷️ hello again to my recurring friend the post-shower POTS moment

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

ok can everyone just cover their eyes for a sec sorry: the taco bell chicken nuggets are actually so good

Senator Wyden can’t say it plainly without losing his security clearance, but this raises the alarm that Kash & crew have decided they can illegally surveil Americans without a warrant.

love it when the weather is bad and your pet looks at YOU to fix it. believe it or not buddy, this one's way above my pay grade.

can’t go to bed tonight gotta make up for all the poasts i missed

Drawing new birds tonight to manifest some attention here: a family of eight in desperate, emergency need and nowhere else to turn. The goal on Chuffed is my goal by Monday. I know we can do it soon. Every ounce makes a difference. chuffed.org/project/1232...

why are u as a grown adult man riding ur bike on the sidewalk

First ICE officer charged with assault for threatening people with a gun in Minnesota minnesotareformer.com/2026/04/16/f...

Apple is closing its first unionized store in the country. Reminder that Apple spent $700B+ on stock buybacks over the past decade. CEO Tim Cook raked in over $74M in compensation in 2025 — 650 times the median Apple employee's pay. The greed of union-busters knows no end.

today so far

I’m chewing the wires in the Bluesky server room

what’s up with old people and pickleball

i forget is it good or bad to drive in a combination severe thunderstorm x tornado watch

Venti Cup of Water No Water Wasp

Platner supporters enthusiastically confirming that he actually is a Nazi and that that's what they like about him.

it’s probably good and normal that a robot is loudly & repeatedly going “🚨may i have your attention please. a fire emergency has been reported in this stadium. please use the stairs to exit the stands, and proceed all the way out of the stadium 🚨” on the next block yeah?

you jacked my style. you jacked my girl. and now? now you're jacking my penis too? have you no couth? cease your relentless attacks at once

In a survey of over 3000 men 18-34, 95.1% admitted to having used coercive tactics to get a woman to have sex with them. We keep not really facing these results as a society because they’re an absolute nightmare. journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...

new queers in the park idea just dropped @moiplesyrup.bsky.social @wildiowarose.bsky.social

did u ask him about the menorah

𝕓 𝕠 𝕠 𝕓 ——— 𝕡 𝕠 𝕠 𝕡

ok halo crown but with syringes and hrt vials do you see the vision? do you see it?

lovers' cigarette tonite 👀 lovers' cigarette tonight queen?? lovers' cigarette tonite 👀

who knew life could be so chungus

same shit different abuser

i think "would i trust this person to watch my drink" is actually a very reasonable standard to hold elected officials to

i think it’s good that Al Franken was forced to resign

politics as team sports have cooked your brains beyond belief. “republicans get to rape with impunity why can’t our guy grope a few sleeping women and keep his job” sir there are children who can read what you are saying about the powerful men who make our laws

no one who has been credibly accused of sexual harassment or sexual assault should be in positions of power. this includes Al Franken, this includes Rep Swalwell, this includes Joe Biden, this includes Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara, this includes every harasser, assaulter, and rapist

The thing that makes this so funny to me is that since Bluesky has such draconian filters for its "adult content" label that when I click to see the image I never know if its gonna be, like, a lady showing some cleavage, or a full on hentai gangbang ovipositioner situation dot com. Lmao

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

turn elected officials upside down and shake them until $9 billion falls out of their pockets. who gives a shit

"Bluesky is dying, a new network struggles to be born. now is the time of shit posting" - Gramsci

having pizza and wine for dinner because i am “classy” and “italian” and not “single” and “depressed”

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Employee livestreams setting ablaze & burning Down the 1.2 million-sq ft Kimberly-Clark paper goods warehouse in Ontario, California over low wages! "There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live." No one was injured or killed in the blaze, according to police.

anyway i have to interview a different disabled person for my “illness narrative” in this medical anthropology class but i really wanted to talk about getting a TBI