God the graphics would be incredible

the only saint I recognize

I just went to Taco Bell. I got two chalupas and a small drink. It was $18. This it's what people mean when they talk about the economy feeling bad right now. Everything is expensive. Cheap things are no longer cheap. You can't leave your house without spending $50.

Drunk Ben Franklin staggering around Philadelphia, pointing at everything he sees and slurring "I thought of that first"

I work in orthopedic trauma, please don't do something stupid on National Blow Up Your Fingers Day it's the #1 ER visit day of the year, every year. I dont wanna do a bunch of traumatic amputation repair for the next week. keep your fingers on your hand by keeping explosives out of them

my mom is visiting so right now we’re playing a game where she asks if i have something, i say no, she says ‘i’ll just look around in case’ and then searches every room of the house for the thing i said i don’t have

just started laughing out loud at a coca cola commercial that was like ‘i love american coke’ bc NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT lmao like even conservatives will say mexican coke is better than

u shld rlly b able 2 text ur dog to tell them ur on ur way home

recreating 9/11 on club penguin after this who want in

If you can't handle me at my worst i will kill myself please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me please don't leave me p

transgender at the taco bell pickup line

update: i messaged the pharmacy. they called me and left a voicemail telling me to call them back. i called back less than one minute later and have now cried arguing with their phone robot who seems literally incapable of transferring me to the man who JUST LEFT ME A VOICEMAIL FROM THIS NUMBER

holy shit lmao even if i guessed right that its out of stock @ the pharmacy, controlled substances can’t be transferred to a different location on this end, but i also can’t search availability of controlled substances to tell my provider where to send a new prescription having adhd is so cool

i love logging into the pharmacy app to a little “this prescription cannot be filled at this time. if you still need it, please message the pharmacy for help” message as if i stopped needing it just bc they’d rather not bother getting it in

forgot the word yonic and tried to describe something as “vulvular”

Honestly when your comrades are getting sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving a box of left-wing magazines, it's time to brush up on your BPP history and tactics

eyes on dallas, y'all. support of those fighting this regime should not stop when they're arrested. they need it now more than ever. don't forget them.

lmao

There's something about the framing of "lifelong medication" in relation to transition among a million other things that's so profoundly ableist and really highlights how so many people see anyone on long-term medication as being stripped of meaningful humanity.

babe i noticed you didnt post about having s piece of nighttime cheese, is everything alright? do you wanna talk about anything bothering you?

I understand the point of doctors asking you to rate your pain on a scale from 1-10 for the purposes of triage, but all the pain I have ever felt has been either a 2 or a 14,000 with nothing in between

every other factor surrounding the issue of AI generated art aside, if you don't care enough about your own creative work to make it yourself, why would I care enough to consume it.

if you think gay people or trans people or drag queens are in any way a threat to your children, tell your girlfriends they can party at the straight clubs where the actual sexual predators hang out

i think my mom would make a great investigative journalist if only there were an audience looking for all the minute details of neighborhood construction projects or adult children’s love lives

going to the wife store, anyone want anything?

strike “funds” are typically interest free loans. so u better hope the new contract has back pay. the biggest reason strikes don’t go beyond a month is bc of health insurance. if u don’t work the first work day of the month, u lose health insurance. Medicare 4 all would be huge for worker wages.

Anyone know what my little brother wants for his birthday?

“hijk” is kiki and “lmnop” is bouba

congrats to weirdos for losing the war on abortions to abortions by a huge margin

Parts of the Right genuinely believe that the “Binders Full of Women” mockery was so out of bounds, so cruel, that it justified becoming white nationalists.

just found out this LPS is #1312 in its generation can we make this diva a political symbol

chocolate oatmilk makes a lot more sense than chocolate milk conceptually

Culturally Christian secularism loves "the god of the old testament is evil"— as if the one merit of Christianity is criticizing Jews for their religion and cultural history. When they were writing books down about the horrible regret of spilling blood—your ancestors were inventing cannibalism again

Hey folks. One of the reasons the US Attorneys' office in Chicago is getting raked over the coals and possibly sanctioned for misconduct is that the Broadview defendants like @katmabu.bsky.social have AMAZING lawyers and community support. We can do the same in Minnesota by donating.

me, walking into the British museum

I am once again begging you to show up and do something because there is not enough of us

You might think- I don’t have anything to contribute- this is false Your time is so valuable to the core people of your chapter who are working very hard. DSA is very large in paper members and less large in the core active cadre sense.

A question I get a lot is “I signed up for DSA, but how to I actually get integrated” Often, the core members of your local chapter are at capacity and not on top of tracking every person that joins and walking them through this process- so I want to talk about how take it into your own hands

I highly recommend just finding a niche to be like, the "always remembers what was committed to in the last meeting and asked if it was done" gremlin, or the "puts the ass in canvass" goon

I think we should not be bombing Somalia. I also think the average American should know we are bombing Somalia. We should not be getting into military conflicts that a reasonably checked in person is unaware of.

it’s cool how republican and democrat tv ads are practically indistinguishable from each other bc they’re all just like “so-and-so would NEVER vote for trumps agenda” or “so-and-so BACKS UP trump at every turn” with no specifics or indication of whether i’m supposed to think it’s good or bad lmao

lol, and may i just say, lmao

i can feel the weeds in my garden giggling with glee right now; as they feel the rain fall on them. and they're just growing, and growing.

u gotta let me do dumb stuff ok i havent finished developing my lore yet

I think policing statistics for Old World colonial powers like France should not be compared to the US without including all the territories where French police are responsible for domestic security and border enforcement. Because I promise you the numbers would look different.