Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

stone. cold. and we love to see it.

A statement for no one by a politician for no one 👍

“skattebo” has the mouthfeel of an obscure antiquated slur

Lammy Blows It

goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Both guys with extremely in-character views on what growing up in Irvine was like:

Carson Wentz is so bad, holy shit

I need to interview the woman who won an MK tournament while holding her newborn

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

Please stop showing me anything about Ezra Klein. Irrevocably opting out of “Ezra Klein”

Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery

A reminder of how much great writing late-stage capitalism has robbed us of.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a games journalist buddy in the wild randomly, I’d have two nickels etc etc. (Hey @thewillarowe.bsky.social how ya doin)

You couldn’t make “One Battle After Another” today. PTA's zany, explosive Pynchon riff elides political metaphors and grabs the zeitgeist by the throat. A riveting, hilarious revolutionary saga that makes for ecstatic blockbuster cinema. Out now: www.truthdig.com/articles/pau...

mods asleep post favorite homer faces

I might have said this already but I really think Silksong might be a bit too big.

First domestic military coup in American history kicks off because this donkey makes all the generals sit in bleacher seating and listen to him talk about Conquering The Beta Within into a headset mic.

Please do not show me Grummz posts.

(I think this is very cool!) (I also think you should somehow pitch screening this for the Montclair Film Festival in NJ, cause that’s soon and I wanna see it!)

Keep pressuring Microsoft to end all complicity! As a consumer, boycott Microsoft products whenever possible and join the Xbox boycott.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Nothing makes the drag of a work day worse than someone who complains about the job *every fucking day*

you are about to see the nation’s beer distributors—aka “the toughest lobby you’ve never heard of”—lose their fucking minds

Microsoft has terminated unit 8200’s access to select cloud storage and AI services, making it the first giant tech company to terminate any services to apartheid Israel at least since the beginning of its Gaza genocide. Read more: loom.ly/aS6eYUQ #NoTechForApartheid #NoTechForGenocide

Reminder; this one has the same specs as a Steam Deck. Just buy one of those and install Windows on it if you must.

A future big story - and I'll have a scoop about this next week! - is that Microsoft is straight up out of ideas. AI *has not worked for them*. Microsoft 365 Copilot (the AI part of their crown jewel of revenue) is shockingly unpopular. I'll reveal how unpopular Monday on wheresyoured.at

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

Truly a nightmare blunt rotation

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

SILENT HILL f

Bullying works! (We should keep bullying them tho)

Absolutely massive news imo It is a start

I don’t need a PS5 Pro in the slightest, and I only marginally *want* one But I see how people talk about Yotei/other PlayStation first party games play on it and I’m just like

Ghost of Yotei is a masterpiece. It ruled over my waking and sleeping moments for a week. There's so much love and attention poured into this game, so much artistry on display, so I tried to do the same with my review for @rollingstone.com. www.rollingstone.com/culture/rs-g...

Ghost of Yotei finally helped me understand what Sony’s breed of tentpole game really is: old Hollywood epics. Grand craft showpieces that are destined to be dated. And from that perspective, Yotei really does deliver as a sublime moment in time. My review. www.polygon.com/ghost-of-yot...

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

That's how you write a headline

Oh hey, it’s not Troy Baker!

Computer speakers? Sure. Why not.

I should probably finish Returnal!

Saros aka “Oops! All Returnal” (This isn’t a bad thing)

September: the month of too many fucking games

Man it is depressing how the YouTube grift just continues.