TET879
@tet879.bsky.social
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A man of below average age
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Friz Frizzle
14 days ago
You can find out Sonic's age by cutting him in half and counting the rings inside.
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My next DnD character is cleric Al Error.
23 days ago
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Hopefully
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has enough free time to edit Bobby into Stallone's Dredd.
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24 days ago
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The worst part about being diagnosed with Coeliac is having to learn how to spell it.
about 1 month ago
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Tom Neenan
about 1 year ago
me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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Trolleys have those little seats for a reason people!
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about 2 months ago
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I'm an armchair psychiatrist. And my armchair had a really difficult childhood.
about 2 months ago
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Everyone's talking about the hottest new gameshow.
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about 2 months ago
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Eize Basa
2 months ago
Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
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Paul Foxcroft
2 months ago
NEW GAME ALERT! I made a thing! My new silly little game
#Frostholme
is out now! Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers! With art by Ben Hollands (
benhollands.com
) Lookit -
misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
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Frostholme - A Little RPG by misterspidergod
An adorable festive horror rpg
https://misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
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You can't live your life worried about what others think. You've just got to dance like no one's wanking.
2 months ago
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I've decided to start posting all my thoughts to bluesky. I decided this three weeks ago, turns out I don't have any thoughts.
3 months ago
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Gabby HC
3 months ago
I will strangle a horse Maybe it's where the barn is I don't know what a farm is, but my equine bloodlust's strong I'll search fields, sheds and gorse For that single toed mammal I won't strangle a camel, as that would be bad and wrong
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Todd Lunch
3 months ago
In my day, we didn't have fancy sex gadgets like fleshlights. If we were horny, we had to fuck the Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.
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I'm still angry.
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3 months ago
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Friz Frizzle
3 months ago
Does anyone remember in the early 2000s when BBC2 aired a 90 minute block of comedy on Monday nights and it was hosted by a CGI Anne Robinson. Because that was a thing that definitely happened.
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Warren G. Harding the Hutt
3 months ago
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Friz Frizzle
4 months ago
STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!" [Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
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Si Turner
4 months ago
Finally diagnosed as ADHD as no surprise to anyone who knows me. Now the real work begins, starting my prescribed, mandatory stand up show to take to Edinburgh
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"My printer isn't working."
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4 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
An interesting thing about Silksong is the way that it combines elements of the classic Metroid and Castlevania games. Could this be the start of a new genre?
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All I want from a woman is for her to take me to a hidden cache of weapons in the desert as we fight to save the future of humanity. Is that too much to ask?
5 months ago
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Wacky packaging is wackaging so wacky banking must be wanking.
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5 months ago
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and 9 other types.
6 months ago
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Everyone's always eating wotsits, but they never ask howsit.
6 months ago
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Questing Time
6 months ago
Character Names For Sale - ÂŁ3 each ONO Kepler Stabulous Lemony Beverage Pamela Checkmate Thrunt Choo-choo Chunky Mousehandle Walter Corkscrewniverse Scrooge Spellbad Judas McBastard Anna Notherone Elizabeff Smurblr Crow-Dad Beverly Electrocution Turanga Spider-Man Daisy Flamethrower Vegan Blueberry
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I don't even want to talk to my actual friends, why would I want to talk to an AI?
6 months ago
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Paging
@ewacat.bsky.social
who I know always enjoys a Dutch word.
6 months ago
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Did a snake write this?
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6 months ago
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Lego can keep Star Wars. Playmobil has all the hot properties.
6 months ago
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Ordered a pillow. Tasted disgusting.
6 months ago
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See it, say it, sharted.
6 months ago
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bonjela fitzgerald
6 months ago
this must be the large language model everyone's talking about
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6 months ago
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Today my feed will just be
#LatitudeFestival
6 months ago
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Before Gwen Stefani, nobody even knew it was possible to spell bananas.
7 months ago
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Siobhan Thompson
7 months ago
Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
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Rebecca Watson
7 months ago
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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Just stick your dick in a VCR like a normal person.
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7 months ago
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
7 months ago
updated Bluesky and glad i checked all my notifications were set properly
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The backlash starts here.
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7 months ago
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Seriously, use this app.
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7 months ago
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Warhammer is findom for nerds.
8 months ago
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A greasy spoon is a fantastic place for breakfast but a terrible thing to get from your partner.
8 months ago
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Shelly/Whoobs (they/she)
8 months ago
I went to see
@questingtime.bsky.social
live and I nearly saw Quizzing Time instead.
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