Replace "pecans" with "villagers" and "give me a headache" with "send adventurers into my lair" and you've got a dragon's diary entry.

Just under a day left now and we’re at 30% for our Season Two Kickstarter of our Found Footage horror fiction podcast designed as a sequel to the novel Dracula Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two

Actually, it's Dr. Cookie's monster

this is literally never not accurate

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I was expecting the AI Coca-Cola commercial to look like shit, but I wasn’t expecting it to SOUND like shit, too. I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal

Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing. So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly). AND THEN THE FOXES THE FOXES (breathe) ATE MY FUCKEN PANTS

The only Holidays Are Coming video you'll ever need. youtu.be/Q9Z8IkbLPg8?...

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.

10/10 take. No notes.

It's over. There's no more games to make, no more worlds to conquer. You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.

I guess it’s inevitable but if I were 53-year old distinguished multiple award-winning novelist and comic book writer Joe Hill, who has gone to some pains not to trade on his dad’s name throughout his career, I would be pretty tired of this

We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough. Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works: It's a lot.

Does anyone have a Tarrasque i could have a lend of?

If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two. Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end. Season one is already available for free online!

Earth, 13 minutes ago as seen from Space 🌍 This must have been taken over Washington DC

also, if it helps, this list made me laugh. it has Underworld on it www.esquire.com/entertainmen...

I would like to ask someone who uses (lets say for a ttrpg) genai because they can't afford to pay for art what they think people did to get art before genai existed. Because people have been making ttrpgs for decades before genai existed. Yet somehow art is in them.

🎶 I met a man today, oh, boy He was a traveler from an antique land He’d seen a statue, worn and broke But I just had to laugh About the epitaph …

The brief notion that they're in a stranger's face has tickled me no end.

He died as he lived...

Found myself crying at this live performance at what isn't even one of my top ten Metric songs just now. youtu.be/3RGn6k-AFJE

Please kill me

The Beano kids are investigating the haunted Pizza shop in this week's Beano. The Pizza shop on Hobbs lane. Because if there's one thing kids love it's references to Quatermass and the Pit.

If you're negotiating damages of approximately $180k through mediation with an Ottawa based lawyer who went to the Jays game last night, you should know he's currently loudly broadcasting the "confidential" (his words) details to the entire business class car on Via Rail on a phone call.

STAND ON THE RIGHT, MORONS

happy 10 year anniversary to one of the most prophetic tweets of all time @cavalorn.bsky.social

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

The remains of 18th Century lime kilns are so often where you find the best interdimensional portals.

This podcast is a treasure trove of incredible bits

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Some #Orktober WIPs

Oh, hello free Ghost in the Shell TTRPG quickstart. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded. You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.

Live for patrons now! Everyone else, this time tomorrow.

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

I love these!

Shameless cowards www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

Realised I'd shared this with friends over the weekend, but not you. Yes, it's a lovely old video on modelling, but crucially about 12 minutes in there's the most unhinged walk through of a railway diorama where there's vandals, death, lambs to slaughter, a bit more death and Druid stones.

Darkly tickled by the coverage of the Riyadh Comedy Festival quoting comedians attempting to justify themselves by claiming quite how much money they're being offered.

If you (somehow) missed it yesterday I have made my first ever game! It is called "i will strangle a horse", and is a comedy choose your own adventure game with over 7660 words of hot nonsense, and is free to play! brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... Will YOU strangle a horse?

Elon Musk announcing that Trump is in the Epstein Files vs Elon Musk being revealed to be in the Epstein Files