Just found Jimothy the raccoon’s old Reddit posts. Oh boy

Congrats maha moms, you did this

His wife, Yésica Alamilla López, “revealed to the paper that she had only come to learn of her husband’s death while watching television.”

County machine going out with another weaponized incompetence/corruption shitshow. Anything else would have been a surprise

Getting a sandwich from a restaurant called Istanbul like “you know the first stop is always Istanbul” cmon brain

butlerian jihad

Once art is in the public sphere, its meaning is out of the artist’s hands. lol

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

okay but you know what, a taste test of every single mint chocolate chip ice cream that exists DOES sound like an excellent summer project

Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit

The best part of sports

Tonight we all dine at 10 PM

I think they should be allowed to score 1 breakaway goal per game and not have it count as offsides

He’s going to do it, he’s going to make both teams lose

oh do you need the ball?? To score a goal???

I can tell I’ve curated my feed well by how much Jimothy art I’m seeing go by

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

If there are muppets, I’m happy.

I need that pausa de hidratación cause I’m thirsty

Well that was bonkers

No name sounds more like a Yiddish insult than “Schmeichel”.

It's the only adaptation that understands that The Odyssey is an adventure story about a himbo getting his ass whooped, meant to be told around a flickering after consuming too much wine. Every other version is way too self-serious.

Now the year is divided into wear mask inside season and wear mask outside season

[pooping furiously and watching ash fall from the sky] socialism just doesn’t lead to good outcomes

Yikes

Without knowing this was what I was doing a while back I moved to a block that is kind of the ideal of an nyc block community and it’s wild. Intergenerational, people born in their homes and people brand new to nyc, former Carroll gardens mob guys and new yuppie types, and it all pretty much works.

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

i wish for everyone a mayor who truly loves their city

"she was refused prescription pain medication for her IUD removal and replacement. Instead, she was given socks emblazoned with the words “inhale” and “exhale” to wear during the procedure." "fuck" "off"

Stephen you look like a finger

“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

Thus always to debate me bros

Having a good chuckle imagining Emily Oster thoughtfully digesting some Sontag

cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf

Love it

I really wish I didn’t even have to say this but making space for racist, anti-semitic politics in the anti-Zionist left is a terrible idea. This was the first step that led to the normalization of TERF-style anti-trans politics before it (and yes, Mills is transphobic too!)

I'm getting really sick of seeing rapists just get to promote rape on TV and in the government day in and day out with no consequences or truly any reaction at all at this point

When people wonder why food safety investigations try to keep information private until the investigation is complete, this is one reason why. Taco Bell did the right thing but it's being penalized for *what its supplier did*. That's not a good incentive to cooperate when future outbreaks occur.

I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film

God damn it

The detail I can’t get out of my head here is how he told his ex-wife that he had been hired by ICE, but she thought he must have been having a delusion, because how could ICE hire someone who had such a long history of family violence?

And right after we got him with the Gun That Makes You Yiddishe

all the babies named khaleesi are almost old enough to vote

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Oh well then fuck you Amy, and way to reflect poorly on public health

Senator medicare fraud has thoughts about "working"