A fun game I picked up to distract myself from life things (Tactical Breach Wizards) is, it turns out, about averting a world war! So it is both fun AND cathartic

Thread! (No more back pain, plus easily putting my carry-on suitcase in the overhead bin, are my two biggest lifting victories)

There, fixed it

“sorry about the fascism you’re dealing with; here’s a $10 coupon that expires next week.” via @marisakabas.bsky.social

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I know I’ve been asking for $ these past few weeks but in light of last night’s barbarism: if you would like to help trans folks in Kansas get a ride to their nearest DMV + cover any license fees they can’t pay, please consider donating with the comment “TRANS RIGHTS” donorbox.org/solidarity-w...

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org

My roommate is Afro-indigenous, and something about having an Afro-indigenous roommate is the feeling of walking into the home and smelling palo santo Not just that it is an incredibly good (and powerful, and comforting) smell, but that some serious spiritual shit went down while I was away!

Plato tells us that there is but one Jason Statham movie, which we perceive as many due to our inability to access true knowledge in the realm of the forms

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

reinventing goblin mode from first principles

Itching to jump into Discourse today? Maybe just RT some Black folks with Tourette's instead. Not every hot topic needs your not-in-your-lane opinion.

Third interview with a prospective employer today (already did screener and supervisor interview, this one is a panel of peers) — wish me luck, I would love this job and would love to be employed in general

“Men are hardwired to—“ no they’re not.

we need a rom-com that unites the people in revolutionary struggle

Just want to be on record as saying that, since I lost my job to downstream effects of Trump’s tariffs, I would like seven months’ salary back pls

I’ve come up with a fancy new name for the MAHA yoga-mom anti-vax homeschooling crafty-ass wing of MAGA: the Zone of Pinterest

Hi. Things have just gone from tight to extremely serious. I know I've had this up for a while and am just one person in need out of so many, but anything at all is desperately needed. Thank you so so much.

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

nobody says "AFAIK" or "YMMV" anymore. we must rediscover humility

I'm always saying this

sir — excuse me — um can — can you please —

All-clad pans All-dressed chips 🤝 I like em fully clothed

Whole Foods AI stores were entirely Indians watching on video feeds and ringing you up. Waymos have live human support partially driving them. And the AI that has “Hollywood shaking in its boots” is…stock footage. With face replacement. Yeah. We are sooooooo cooked, AI bros. Call me when it works.

That book was called "careless people" for a reason. These people do not care.

A blessed Ash Wednesday to the one other person I saw with ashes on their forehead at the Taco Bell

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: “Sometimes my cat meows with the same tone and rhythm as Kendrick going ‘be al-right’ in the song ‘Alright’”

The Princess Bride is the big one for me even if it’s a normie choice

ok time to be done with the Scott Horton account

Who up personality typing their cat

Gung hay Fat Tuesday choy

You’re telling me I won’t get instantly more jacked after two weeks of renewed consistency at the gym??

I really knew how to Post back in the day. Now all I know how to do is send photo of 10 month old kitten on lap being cute

It’s Valentine’s Day, so I’m sharing this with the world……I Love Comics

Happy Valentine's Day

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”

as the last thing M.I.A. ever said or did, what a way to go out

mfw it's 40 degrees and sunny in chicago

Happy last-day-below-freezing to all in the DC area. May you soon be free of snowcrete 🙏🏻

so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration

punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter

ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces. Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.

Welcome home, Liam! I hope folks in similar situations to him are reunited with their loved ones soon Please check out comics4liam.com and thank you to the folks who set this up! #comics4liam