winning a webby for causing most groans/sighs before liking a post

All crew, Today's shut down of all lighting and consoles was intentional. The ship needed to pass as space debris to fool an enemy. Worf

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks. The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks. It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

literally every day my wife or I go outside with our daughter people go out of their way to be friendly, offer aid or a kind word, no matter where we've traveled. it's nice to remember that hostility as default mode of interaction is not destiny, much as it benefits some to pretend it is

Please. Help me find my son

hey if you're feeling mentally all over the place it's nice to read a book

Hey @nytimes.com, I already reported this earlier this week. And the G650s you mention? I reported on those in FEBRUARY. You credit NBC News and WSJ for first reporting parts of your story. Please credit me, too.

Group of grimfaced shitposters hunched over a table littered in cigarette butts and takeout containers. It is late. They are arguing. On the whiteboard is written only "Oral Redenbacher presents Popper Corn."

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

And one of the reasons Femicide is endemic is the persistent need to craft counter narratives about what masculinity is

Nobody cares about who you were or who you could have been Or if that’s “not the man he was” He killed the mother of his children That’s who he was

I have been reading some AI articles and have attended an AI webinar because my new job is surprisingly AI friendly. I have yet to see a use case that wouldn’t be better accomplished by asking someone for help

We all have days like this

can’t say what i want to happen to these people for legal reasons

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

This is my biggest issue and I don’t understand how it isn’t everyone’s. Dangerous driving is quite literally attempted murder via ignorance. For all the absurd shit everyone is afraid of, not enough care about the one thing that is actually a direct threat to our wellbeing every single day.

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

The best way to eat an Oreo is to twist one of the cookies off of the cookie sandwich, eat it on its own first, then eat the open-faced cookie (cookie toast?) that remains

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

Public health experts have been begging news outlets to stop using needle shots because a quarter of Americans have needlephobia and will avoid getting vaccinated because of it and these images feed into it... and yet we (as an industry) still keep using them

We should be eating more insect protein and the only reason we haven’t is because people are cowards

To all who celebrate

The high plains of Wyoming

I say this as a Christian Priest & Theologian: Any Christianity that threatens to kill an entire civilization needs to be ripped up, shredded & incinerated. Burn it so from its ashes a more ancient, love-oriented Christianity that looks, tastes & smells like Jesus may rise.

On one level I respect Mamdani's political savvy but on another level it's, like, his radical strategy is "what if I talk like a normal person and close potholes" and c'mon America that should be our baseline for electing anybody 😭

This is really all they have left. "We have a pointless and criminal war pushing gas prices through the roof and the global economy to the brink but at least the government isn't treating trans people like they're human beings" will be the entirety of the midterm message.

I’m fucking tired of Firefly. It aged poorly a decade ago and has aged even more poorly now. I don’t know why so many of my millennial peers continue to make it their whole personality.

A formative webcomic experience for your pal Beth, absolutely broke my heart. I’m buying it now and you should too

Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. It is up to you to give life a meaning. Me, half paying attention to whatever he’s going on about:

Somebody’s Mad that we have nesting mourning doves in our window

the best online spaces feel like a mall the utility company forgot to disconnect

time for one of my favorite posts

You mean the giant earth-poisoning machines nobody wants? Yeah a real puzzle why those stalled

Blessed Holy Week and happy belated Trans Day of Visibility, everyone go celebrate both and watch The Matrix

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

Not to jinx anything but this seems hopeful to me

In nonprofit world, being “scrappy” (i.e. doing a lot with very little) is not virtuous — in fact the negative impact on staff livelihood makes it UNvirtuous

GODDAMN I love making comics. Okay. So we did a story very dear to my heart in Uncanny X-Men, about mutants during the Jim Crow era, called THE DARK ARTERY. It featured a new character named LADY HENRIETTA, and people just took to her in a beautiful way. They asked for more. 1/

I concluded that being able to function happily alone was the most important skill an adult could have a long time ago and nothing has proven me wrong in the years since

Friendly reminder to all Christians considering appropriating Judaism next week: Google “Maundy Thursday services” and go to one. Thanks!

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Do folks know Einstein spoke at the 1946 National Urban League Convention? “There is separation of colored people from white people in the United States. That separation is not a disease of colored people. It is a disease of white people. I do not intend to be quiet about it.” - Albert Einstein

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.