if I see you dooming on the timeline you have to donate to the Minneapolis strike fund

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You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male

“Don’t take the bait” is contagious, it seems.

🏳️‍⚧️ Hunter Schafer appears in a Prada ad 🏳️‍⚧️ Right-wing men: finally, they're putting hot women in ads again!

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

“appears to show” is one of the wishy-washiest phrases in the English language.

Highly eclectic week:

Q: Why aren’t I getting child support anymore? A:

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one year since David Lynch passed, happy friday and RIP big dawg

Hell yeah.

America is presently being run by a 79 year old man in decline, a retinue of veteran Republican lunatics and grifters, and a rabble of millennial and Zoomer Nazis.

everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs

Need these for our daughter and absolutely not myself.

seeing corporate outlets repeatedly refer to ICE beating the shit out of protesters as “clashes” may be the thing that sends me over the edge

Kyle Tucker to the Dodgers is obscene.

It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.

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Fascists are pathetic: defector.com/fascists-are...

this is genuinely incredible

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Ambient propane sounds.

Star Trib live blog leaves hope nobody died: www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

the shootings involving federal law enforcement will continue until morale improves

The gunshots acted alone.

Watching the baby sleep motionlessly like:

At @wired.com, we are hiring for a senior editor on our science desk. I'm happy to answer any questions about the role; my email is [email protected].

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Yeah, me neither.

The reports coming out of Minnesota of the brutality of ICE terror are harrowing. What's clear to me, however, is that the people are rising up to resist this violence head on. Resistance is everywhere. We may be on our own, but we are not alone. "Every time a whistle blows, they don’t win."

Seated (in my home) for BUGONIA. 🛸

Shit likely to stink.

Is it me or is this kinda wild? Can’t say I’ve ever heard of a QB taking part in interviewing his own potential HC.

The Bengals now have the chance to do the funniest thing.

People who aren't in Minnesota might not know that if you drive or walk past pretty much any school, there's going to be a group of people, parents and childless, standing guard to make sure the kids are safe from feds. It's pretty remarkable. And very disturbing. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Confirmed www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/s...

Update:

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Stroud really gets frantic when the pocket collapses. Couldn’t be my QB.

Stroud almost dropped the snap again!

Not rare enough!