Did you touch the Reflecting Pool

He’s a shoo-in for Baby of the Year.

Hehehehe

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Sheeeeeeeeeesh, Orange!

Sweden should have tied this by now, something is clicking.

Sweden’s corners continue to be embarrassing.

Lol look at the ghosts of four different Trump “I did that” stickers

The Dutch are looking dangerous! [someone QTs me with a pic of Austin Powers]

American century of humiliation remains ongoing.

For sure pal, sounds like a case for the “leader of the free world.”

From the Lynx:

Sheeesh.

Fuck pulled pork sandwich, marry cheeseburger, kill hotdog. Zero doubt in my mind.

Come for Lalas getting clowned, stay for Zlatan and Thierry’s And1 mixtape.

BRAVES, BANG

[Martinez] Marshawn Lynch works as photographer for USA vs Australia match nypost.com/2026/06/19/s...

My elbow starts aching when I watch Jacob Misiorowski pitch.

Buddy’s button is irking me so bad.

When my time on Earth is at an end, I think I’ll look back to find that a significant portion of it was spent determining whether to give movies 3.5 or 4 stars on Letterboxd.

Another week, another grid:

Ahead of #Juneteenth, we recognize Royal, Florida, one of the U.S.' last surviving Black homestead communities. Descendants of the town have achieved one of their goals of having Royal placed on the national register, but there is still more work to be done. Read 🔗: https://bit.ly/4exvMzJ

New music calendar is rather barren today, it seems. Too bad.

This image is so goofy. The guy is like “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t know why I’m in this graphic either.”

Checking the Canada vs. Qatar score:

holy shit????? ICE is getting rid of seven of the 11 would-be concentration camp warehouses they purchased and sec. mullin indicates new mass detention centers are not priority. huge!

I vaguely recall filling out some RNC form months ago and putting “Fuck” and “You” as my first and last name. Got this email today.

It’s a courtroom drama based on this case. Saved you a click!

This rocks so hard. Hope Alex Jones ends up penniless.

Ball was calling to that lady like the Green Goblin mask.

change the constitution, make him president

This is exactly as good as you’d expect.

Not that anything Radiohead needs to be ranked ever again but if we *were* doing songs, this would be preposterously high on my list. You’d call bullshit and then you’d go put it on and your brain would start recalculating like a GPS. music.apple.com/us/album/pla...

If there’s one thing Donald Trump loves it’s spending taxpayer money to needlessly fuck something up.

Two days in a row, this is crazy:

Imagine teargassing folks for protesting the shooting of a baby.

White House might as well have put out a press release headlined “Iran Fuckup All Vance’s Fault.”

That was when I knew Jimmy was gonna whack Morrie. That’s how fast it happens.

I’m sure he did say that!

When Trump went to war with Iran, I watched every speech anyone in the administration gave and made a chart of every reason given for going to war "Eliminate ballistic capability" was the #1 reason given: more even than preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon

What in the Dutch angle is this?

I bet if you played poker with Donald Trump he would just tell you what cards he had.

Am I the Asshole: The Movie

Serge, Kidd, uhhh Guile, uhhh…oh geez.

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

The juxtaposition of Henry’s 😯 and Zlatan’s 😀 is so damn funny.

If I had been defending Messi last night it wouldn’t have gone down like it did. RIP to Algeria but I’m different.