“Stop, you are being rude.”

Rhamondre Stevenson is really gonna fumble his way out of the starting job, isn’t he?

This can never be unseen!!!

Watch this shit, it’s so much more insane than even the quoted bit suggests.

So Dillon Gabriel solid?

You gotta love how unabashedly horny PTA films are. Like, you can argue that ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’s entire conflict stems from Teyana Taylor’s character being so sexy, it drives a man insane.

In a world of TikTok references, be a movie/TV show reference.

Some hard-nosed running from Judkins. It was also so obvious he’d be a dude at the NFL level.

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

Been a tough London trip for Jordan Mason.

If you see this, quote with your top 4 Final Fantasy games: VIII IX VII X In that order!

Finally seated for ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER.

Eternal.

DJ Lagway visibly hobbled, but it apparently doesn’t matter! Put up or shut up, Arch.

What the hell!

With each embarrassing UNC beatdown, Bill Belichick’s legacy…deflates a little more.

Usually when I get the watch notification “Activity: Check your rings” I am trying very actively to NOT do that.

BREAKING: Gaza’s Health Ministry says more than 67,000 Palestinians have been killed in the Israel-Hamas war.

I couldn’t be less interested in THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL (?).

hold on just a second here

I’M EX-ANTIFA MIKE!

Pretty Geese-centric week. And, for some reason, DMB also.

a person at Treasury gave Defector a rundown of how this process—which appears to be against the law—was expedited in order to avoid public scrutiny defector.com/treasury-dep...

"CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss" is the exact same deal as "Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth"

😭 has quietly become a go-to emoji for me lately. “I’m laughing but it hurts.”

The Saudi government murdered Jamal Khashoggi seven years ago today. His editor @karenattiah.bsky.social wrote this two years ago.

I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when they were casting Boy Kavalier for ALIEN: EARTH. “Gimme a twitchy little shit with a broccoli cut and the most punchable face you’ve ever seen.”

Nightmare.

Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem

AI vid gen users have what I’d diagnose as terminal MCU brain. “What if we put this character in this other character’s world?” is the height of creativity to them, any meaningful connection between the two notwithstanding. I saw a Sora 2 video of Pikachu landing at Normandy today.

Updated iOS and now I have a phantom Messages badge that won’t go away. Thankful that this even registers as a minor nuisance in my life.

They simply do not make images any cooler than this one.

RIP Jane Goodall, by all accounts a wonderful woman who loved this Far Side cartoon

This 2021 piece on Geese has aged pretty well, if I do say so myself! www.pastemagazine.com/music/geese/...

September tunes:

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

“For all their claims of free speech absolutism, it now seems clear comedy’s champions of liberty are all too happy to censor themselves for the right price.”

After dislocating his knee on Monday Night Football, Tyreek Hill plans to retire and spend more time with his family.

Jets are playing some bad football since that first drive.

Brutal way for that Jets drive to end.

Jets just gonna run right through the Dolphins’ faces all game.

Some Thursday Night Football-ass uniforms on one of these Monday Night Football teams.

Get off my back, Mom! I’m a micro-influencer!! (One guy listened to me once)

.@myjob I’m taking the day to grieve my would-be fantasy MVP. 😭

Flames. Flames on the side of my face.