Inside you there are two Squirtles

I still don’t know what “tankie” means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

Keep honking, I'm missing 100% of the shots I don't take!

Asking Hegseth if war makes him feel like a man is lowkey the best and most pertinent question any journalist has asked him since he became Secretary of Defense. www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/p...

99% sure I just saw the actor who played Lloyd on ENTOURAGE in a company training deck.

They might as well use petards, because...

Listening this week:

LLMs have truly ruined the “it’s not this, it’s this” construction for me.

Just rawdogged a video call (no virtual background).

FYI!

The next time Trump calls:

There is only one man with the skills to replace Alex Jones, and I know for a fact they can do it.

Calling especially rich chocolate milk “loud”

The cruelty The point 🤝

I swear, if the Raiders take the full 8 minutes…

They hear footsteps (the impending midterms bloodbath) and are slamming the “Ruin immigrants’ lives” button while they can. Stephen Miller clinging to his jar of dirt like it’ll protect him.

There is absolutely no way!!!

AGGGGGHHHHH

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Dunno how to feel about this!

republicans simply cannot handle it when democrats slap them back as hard as they continually slap the party. its a bully or abusive spouse reeling because finally someone says "enough."

Common Virginia W.

“Minesweep times infinity!” ass.

watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

LRP: We love when a guy talks like Sephiroth over [checks notes] playoff hockey pageantry.

this is the best website on earth by far

Please do not. That man, I presume, has a family.

A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.

dawg what

For someone who’s so good at drawing fouls, you’d think Banchero would be better at hitting FTs!

Goga is an underrated rim protector. Altering a ton of shots for us tonight.

Meanwhile the Braves’ bats are booming and I’m loving every minute of it.

Magic can’t hit a shot to save their lives right now. That Wendell dunk was our first FG in quite a while.

Drake Baldwin is a force of nature.

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

You ever want to be the one who tips this shit over the edge, well

I knew these companies were brazenly shady but good god. They hardly even bother to pretend they’re on the level.

You mess with the bull…you get a very serious injury.

Ooh weee ooh, I look just like

Buddy actually opened his mouth and said these words.

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This would really be us rebuilding Etienne in the aggregate.