Nobody declares victory after losses more often or as loudly as Donald Trump.

Godfellas 3:20

CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS: "We need more religion in politics." [Pope uses religion to criticize Trump.] CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS: "Keep your religion out of our politics!!!"

We have a pretty good idea, JD

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia

The Secretary of State attending a UFC fight while wartime diplomatic negotiations fail would generate an explosive, front-page, above-the-fold headline for any previous administration

Minnesota’s defense is so good, they also play offense.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

I somehow found myself watching Artemis II both blast off and splash down on my iPhone while shopping at Walmart. This is how this core memory will be remembered.

This is a dramatic change in tone for Trump, in that he calls four people low IQ and only one of them is black

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

SKY NEWS: “We know the 🇺🇸 President has seen this statement and is considering it” Seems like we’re all just gonna pretend Pakistan’s PM didn’t already show us the White House wrote it for them then delete and re-post cool cool

Whatever happens tonight: - We are all still fucked - Trump still fucked kids

Whatever happens, this is a deeply shameful episode in American history that will leave a permanent stain on the country. Repeatedly vowing to commit war crimes against millions of innocent civilians is beyond the pale.

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

This is the truest truth of all the truths (and there aren't many).

LATE NIGHT SOCCER IS THE BEST SOCCER

It happened! Markanich used his feet!! It’s an Easter miracle! Pereyra has made several exquisite passes this season and finally a Loons attacker controlled it and finished. #MNUFC

Pereyra with an absolutely perfect ball over the top to Markanich to give #MNUFC a 1-0 lead in LA

YOU GUYS HEARD IT. THE HIGHEST SCORING DEFENDER IN THE WORLD... MARKANICH! 51' | LA 0-1 MIN

Both Minnesota United and Union Omaha playing 9:30 matches tonight and things are going to get wild after dark.

God I’m loving this former Loon on Loon battle going on with Ramirez and Rosales vs St. Clair #MIAvsATX

I have no doubt that Trump’s Easter post on Truth Social will be completely appropriate, respectful, classy and not all about himself.

Also Macron, speaking for many, has this explanation: "When you want to be serious, you don’t go around saying the opposite every day of what you just said the day before. And perhaps you shouldn’t talk every day.”

When I hear news like this it makes me so happy that we already won his war a couple of weeks ago.

hmm

Iran: “Is it not also the case that America has entered this aggression as a proxy for Israel, influenced and manipulated by that regime? Is it not true that Israel, by manufacturing an Iranian threat, seeks to divert global attention away from its crimes toward the Palestinians.” Nailed it.

Looking forward to the part where he put down Pope Francis in the gravel pit.

My body is not ready to celebrate the months-long bender that will be celebrating 🟠’s death, but I’ll give it my all!

The whole thing about Democrats searching for a winning message for the midterms is infuriating because it is staring them in the face: Rule of Law — People who do illegal shit should face consequences. For insider trading. For illegal wars. For ignoring court orders. For being a pedophile.

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Just stumbled upon this in my notes app and started crying. The odds of finding this ok today of all days. 😂

Quite the statement. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

New bills will have Trump’s signature.

Sounds like he needs to work on his drive.

greatest basketball season in Nebraska history. ends with a loss to Iowa

The rim shot miss was just a tease of what was to come a few days later.

Fucking Nebraska losing in the most Nebraska way.

*Screams in corn*

At least he isn't weaponizing the DOJ ...

🌽🌽🌽

It’s time for Sweet Sixteen Nebrasketball, GBR and fuck Iowa 🌽🥰

LOUD NOISES

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"