LOL, Jesus Christ that's a lot of stupid

Facebook Marketplace has cryptids now

hearing reports that evil dies tonight

I miss the glory days of party rock

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

I want to thank you for the immense amount of work you do to keep us so informed every single goddamn day, Joshua.

Personally I think the president of the United States should not behave like an internet troll

Note to my Republican colleagues: hitching your political futures to an abrasive guy who makes his supporter's lives worse is bad politics. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Oregon: We ultimately have a perception vs. reality problem. Trump thinks there's a war going on. In reality, Portland is a beautiful city.

I see "Game Pass devalues games and is killing the industry" is back in vogue. Free to Play titles are far bigger and far more detrimental to gaming's future than anything else. Game Pass is barely a spec on the ass of F2P in the 'devalue full-priced games' argument.

we got him, folks

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

I believe that in every cats heart there is a Godzilla waiting to be born

Music heals the soul

500B will buy a lot of pony's he can offer girls to sleep with him

WATCH: Ted Cruz says “How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles”

Now this is Content

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

They'd mangle me, too.

Well don't I feel stupid

Ah well, Battlefield 6 wasn't that good

Jared Kushner’s private equity firm is said to be partnering with the Saudi sovereign wealth fund to buy out Electronic Arts.

We need a leader that will take a hardline stance against comfortable furniture at affordable prices

Kimmel’s defiant return highlights one of the most disturbing dynamics of Trump II, that so many people in positions of leadership are chickenshit frauds who would rather fold in advance than put up anything resembling a fight www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

This. They’re “ironic,” but the joke is always punching down. They “don’t care,” but only because the system benefits them in ways they don’t see. They don’t want “politics,” they just want the world to cater to their every whim. I could’ve very easily been this person. We can choose differently

BREAKING: In place of Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Sinclair and Nexstar will broadcast 90 minutes of Ezra Klein criticizing you for not reading “The Bell Curve”

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

Some threats are bigger than others

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

The Kingdom of Florin will be holding an hour-long tribute to the late Count Rugen in the timeslot originally taken up by Inigo Montoya

New Mexico, long at the bottom of state rankings for child well-being and educational outcomes, is on the verge of launching a first-in-the-nation free child care and preschool program that would save families an average of $13,000 a year. https://wapo.st/3Irr36F

May all your emails be cc:s, may all your meeting requests be optional 🙏

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for

Something did, indeed, go wrong.

Chumbawamba made some good songs.

"Vaccine Injuries, Violent Video Games, and Infertility Challenge" is the challenge I was born to face

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

I want this played at my funeral, and all other funerals going forward

I do not give ants permission to crawl on me Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you