Not Norman Lebrecht pulling a Tyra Banks

Milkshake puck

Hannibal but in a universe where Kash Patel is in charge of the FBI

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

me, dead and at the gates of Hell: but why I am going to the ninth level, for betrayers? who have I betrayed? a demon, poring over his book: it says here that you made Rodger get up off your lap after he was comfortable. me: I didn’t know that counted. a demon: it’s the main thing we look at.

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

Right now a post-conference cold has swept through the entire American Scottish fiddling community and I would love for this never to happen again 😂

If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.

“Jurassic Park”, Weird Al Yankovic’s 1993 parody of “MacArthur Park”.

THIS IS THE ANALYSIS I NEEDED

"I must have been 16 when this album came out and it was such a soundtrack to my youth. There are lots of other records from around that era that define that time for me, but I think as a body of work it’s pretty much flawless." Jamie Campbell Bower on Bloc Party - Silent Alarm buff.ly/fB93jrb

Happy Year of the Horse everyone.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Every Winter Olympic sport was invented by a drunk guy with a death wish, except curling, which was invented by a drunk guy with a tiny broom.

mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house

Naboo TV lawyer ad: "Crash Der Boss's Heyblibber? Boom da Gasser?"

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

You never hear about anyone else of Bingen.

I’ve gotta repost this since Julia Ward Howe came very close to being named Sister Simplice

I’m imaging Tolkien scholars performing a seance with the professor to settle whether balrogs do or do not have wings, only for him to refuse to answer and instead reveal all balrogs have huge dongs.

I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's why I hate Jesus and the Pope.

the informal second person plural in english is now "chat"

March 1 at 3 pm! There will be TEA and BISCUITS goreplace.org/whats-on/mrs...

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

I love this map.

Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.

I spoke with workers about their experiences with ICE in Maine as Senator Collins claimed to have halted the operation as she faces re-election this year www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

King George, 1782:

I hang out at a lot of airport bars and this is 100% accurate

They got the big game on at the bar

my first thought on seeing brandi carlile: how is @erinkmaher.bsky.social doing rn

every four years while watching Olympic figure skating i bring back my greatest twitter hit, also feat. @petridishes.bsky.social

Watching the men’s luge on the sofa in the exact position that they do the luge. #winterolympics #somuchsliding

"Apparently there’d been a terrible argument before everybody went on stage about the deal they were being paid, so they’re very disgruntled, but there’s this epic urgency to it." #PeterCapaldi on David Bowie - David Live buff.ly/O6ANwwJ

Times article has an incredible illustration

I just saw an orchestra advertising in lolcat speak in the year of our lord 2026 (ok it was posted the last day of 2025 but still) 💀

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

my cat Julia is so squeaky but I can't replicate her squeaks to talk to her so sometimes I just say "squeak squeak" and I hope she knows I love her

This is Emily Wilson reading a passage from The Iliad in the original Ancient Greek and her translation in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQtg...

I did miss the old Truck Day account on Twitter so I'm really glad that we're keeping the flame alive in some way over here

@deck.blue is there something going on with multiple accounts right now? for some reason I can't see any of the columns associated with a couple of other accounts I run--tried signing in again, relinking, etc. Thanks!

I just don’t think I could entrust my mental health to a doctor who failed to recognize a famous clown.

Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?