While working on "Malcolm In The Middle," Bryan Cranston joined BMI to get paid royalties for the tunes he hummed and whistled on the show. He threw parties for the cast and crew with the royalty checks, and as a result, they encouraged more humming.

It's a busy news day today, but I'm taking a few hours off to touch some grass. Have a good one ✌️

For the FIRST TIME EVER, renewables provided more electricity than natural gas in the U.S. for the entire month of March 👏🏼 👏🏼 In spite of relentless attacks and setbacks, clean energy is showing up and doing its thing. Imagine if we scaled it instead of derailing it.

They’re bragging about a $748 refund, while quietly picking our pockets for $776 at the pump. That’s not relief, that’s a shell game. #TrumpRiggedYourTaxReturn

I just checked and the President of the USA is still a moron.

Jesus would release the unredacted Epstein fies.

news happens so fast that I also forgot the president posted a murder video like a day or two before the Jesus fiasco and it's crazy that the latter made more of a stir

I’m not Catholic, but I am Team Pope.

Your reminder, and you young folks may not relate to this, that America without black people is Pat Boone singing Little Richard songs.

Can confirm

BREAKING: We just won our antitrust trial against LiveNation and Ticketmaster. Live Nation has raked in billions in profits from an illegal monopoly that coerces venues, restricts artists, and exploits fans. This is a massive win in the fight for fairness for local venues, artists, and fans.

Trump says his “life was better before he became president.” Sir, everybody’s life was better before he became president………

Billionaire Republican donors are still blocking the full release of the Epstein files.

...says the man with the highest net worth on this rock spinning through the void.

BREAKING: 75% of Americans support releasing the Epstein files, even if it implicates their own party, according to PBS poll.

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Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admited that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from the Epstein files release. DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine. Blanche needs to be proescuted as well.

Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States

This GOP war with the Pope might be the new dumbest thing they’ve done, and as usual, it’s completely self-inflicted.

The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.

I can't get over the audacity of men who commit sex crimes and then run for public office - and win - who think the sex crimes will never come up. I assume that means a lot of them don't. Or they are psychopaths. Probably both.

No idiot since the beginning of time has ever been in a position to do so much damage to so many people as a consequence of his malfeasance as Trump. No one.

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

BREAKING: Jesus Christ Returns For Second Coming, Republicans Immediately Start Explaining His Own Teachings to Him

these people are evil and will sacrifice anyone to make sure their white agenda lives on. come on, 15 year olds, do your part for the good of the country!

if Martin Luther King Jr were alive today, you just know JD Vance would be civil rightsplaining until his eyeliner ran all the way down to his size 18 shoes

-Russia attacked Ukraine every single day Donald was POTUS the 1st time. -Russia has attacked Ukraine every single day Donald has been POTUS the 2nd time. He has either done nothing or actively helped us.

On a school night, no less. 🫤

Who should I believe in this theological doctrinal dispute, the Pope or the guy who killed a Pope?

Trump threatens to fire Pope Leo if he does not step down.

One of the biggest panics on the right is that they are not making enough white people. It's a real problem for them.

BREAKING: Hot on His Streak of Embarrassing the Fuck Out of Himself, JD Vance Says Gloria Steinem Should Be Careful When Talking About Feminism

I found a random pill in the bottom of my purse, so I guess we’ll see how this plays out.

2025, widely regarded as the greatest year in American history.

LOGGING ON

Melania Trump thinks that she's going to become President when Donald Trump dies.

After he posted this, why wasn’t the headline: Trump posts a AI image of Ba’al floating above and guiding him, in a striking admission that he is a loyal servant to the Lord of Demons and Eater of Children

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Logging on

Doctor my ass open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

He is such a douchebag.

Donald Trump awkwardly brushed off his ally Viktor Orban’s crushing defeat in Hungary, insisting he wasn’t actively campaigning for him.

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NEW: A group of election officials is asking a key federal voting panel to create an expansive voter registration data-sharing network between states. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Why is he posing with a doctor?

A seemingly endless torrent of criticism directed toward Trump from former MAGA allies suggests the president is losing support from his base. www.wired.com/story/maga-i...

I don't know if young people these days understand that this kind of grotesque gutter racism was simply not acceptable in public... not that long ago!