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Roadrunner33
about 11 hours ago
Trump got the TEMU of Peace Prizes Iām sure he is sleeping with it on He is aa egotistical narcissistic self aggrandizing shallow shell of a man and shame on all those who ignore his moral corruption His physical and mental demise and him leaving the Oval Office canāt come soon enough
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The Lincoln Project
about 3 hours ago
Mike Johnson: "we've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution." (House GOP recently caused the longest government shutdown in US history and took a paid vacation for 54 days on your dime)
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about 11 hours ago
www.narativ.org/p/breaking-e...
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BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
Theyāre questioning how 31,000 additional votes appeared with 99.4% votes counted - and that's not all.
https://www.narativ.org/p/breaking-election-advocates-demand?utm_medium=email
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Feral Maui Hermit
about 18 hours ago
Over on the Facebook, you can bet that whether it's ICE brutalizing immigrant toddlers, or the US military mass-murdering civilians in international waters, every person cheering it on makes sure that you know they are a "Christian" in their profile. Every. Single. One.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
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Alt National Park Service
about 4 hours ago
Police Chief Brian OāHara has delivered a blunt message to his department: If an officer witnesses ICE agents using illegal force and fails to step in, they will be fired. š š š
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Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian OāHara says heāll fire city police officers if they donāt intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
https://www.ms.now/news/minneapolis-police-chief-unlawful-force-ice-jobs
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Marc Elias
about 23 hours ago
Officials from both parties have refused to turn over sensitive voter information, insisting they will protect the data entrusted to them ā no matter how many lawsuits the Trump administration intends to file.
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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States Push Back Against Trump DOJ Lawsuits Seeking Millions of Votersā Private Data
Read more here.
https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/states-push-back-against-trump-doj-lawsuits-seeking-millions-of-voters-private-data/
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Dude
about 3 hours ago
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Trump Bites the Hand That Voted for Him
He couldnāt have won in 2024 without naturalized Americansāyet now heās threatening their citizenship status.
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-bites-the-hand-that-voted-for-him-naturalized-immigrants-citizens
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Ben There 2
3 days ago
āIf the US empire wants to make the world less tyrannical, its first and only move should be to dismantle itself.ā Good news, bad news, the US is dismantling itself.
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Caitlin Johnstone
4 days ago
World's Most Tyrannical Government Wants To Free Venezuela From Tyranny If the US empire wants to make the world less tyrannical, its first and only move should be to dismantle itself.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/worlds-mos...
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World's Most Tyrannical Government Wants To Free Venezuela From Tyranny
Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):
https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/worlds-most-tyrannical-government
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Jen Sorensen
about 4 hours ago
This week's comic: The Listeria League
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Humor For Resistance
about 4 hours ago
My hope is that an entire generation is going to reject the Republican party
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Darth Putin
about 4 hours ago
One day the remote control device we put up Donald's ass will be the featured artifact at the KGB museum.
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Humor For Resistance
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God
about 5 hours ago
Everyone responsible for this crime against humanity must be prosecuted.
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Thou Shalt Not Give Yourself A Peace Prize Whilst Committing Crimes Against Humanity
This is evil.
https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt-not-give-yourself-a-peace
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KnightHawkāæš
about 4 hours ago
Prequel book coming soon titled 'All the ways this all really Biden's fault' by Ezra Klein
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Gene Rayburn
about 6 hours ago
It is with a full heart and belly that I gladly accept this prestigious Eclipse Medallion from the Institute for the Study and Encouragement of Inevitable Decline.
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Boredwalk
about 6 hours ago
Do one thing every day that brings you joy. Get outside. Wander a forest. Accept the tutelage of a powerful ancient witch. Become the sinister force that occupies the forest and terrifies the townsfolk. Treat yourself.
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Jeff Tiedrich
about 6 hours ago
it's time for "this week in stupid: December 6 edition," my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff ā
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this week in stupid: December 6 edition
Donny Convict wears it, Kash Patel snares it, and so much more...
https://bit.ly/48ltylc
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Eric Alper
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Middle Age Riot
about 6 hours ago
It turns out Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to destroy the economy.
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Gene Rayburn
about 6 hours ago
If you're religion requires you to hate someone, you need a new religion. Or better yet... no religion. Nosce te ipsum
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Missing The Point
about 6 hours ago
"Days Since Last Murder" sign at Pentagon still at zero.
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Marc Elias
about 7 hours ago
If Virginia Democrats follow through with a new 10-1 congressional map and a couple of other Dem states make small changes, Trump's gambit to rig the 2026 maps will be remembered as an epic blunder.
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Missing The Point
about 9 hours ago
President Trump announces that now that he has won the Peace Prize he can go back to killing.
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weeder
about 16 hours ago
I don't think everything's been this weird before. Unprecedented strangeness imo.
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 16 hours ago
The American business world is starting to feel like the Highlander. "From the dawn of time Corporations cameā¦moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret mergers, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last."
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 17 hours ago
We need to teach raccoons to DJ
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ššØš¦Team Canada ForeveršØš¦š
about 17 hours ago
Dude put a fake medal on himself. This is beyond participation award levels pathetic š Nobody even wanted help this b@stard to put on the fake medal šš¤£
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 19 hours ago
"concerned citizen"?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideā¢ļø
about 20 hours ago
I bet the bombings stop as soon as Trump gets cut in on the drug smuggling profits.
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The War Monitor
about 21 hours ago
Private voter data is being turned into a purge machine, letting Trumpās team track who votes, where they live, and how theyāre registered, then target left-leaning voters for removal.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Trumpās DOJ is building a voter purge machineāpowered by your private data
The federal agency ordinarily would prevent attacks on voting rights. Now itās carrying them out.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/12/your-private-data-is-building-trumps-voter-purge-machine/
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ā šligarch f*ckery detected
about 20 hours ago
Same energy
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ššØš¦Team Canada ForeveršØš¦š
about 22 hours ago
I may or may not be Antifa, but today Iām definitely Anti-FIFA. šš
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God
about 22 hours ago
An overwhelming number of MAGA Republicans have been arrested for pedophilia. Feels like I see a new one get arrested almost everyday.
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debbshock
about 22 hours ago
idea: if Donald Trump were somehow replaced by a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump the country would improve by 30,000% literally within the hour
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ššØš¦Team Canada ForeveršØš¦š
about 23 hours ago
The World Cup draw concludes with Trump dancing to YMCA. What a f**ā¬king embarrassment. PM Carney and President Sheinbaum sit it out.
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Scott Shapiro
1 day ago
FIFA Peace Prize is the most participation trophy ever.
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Gene Rayburn
about 23 hours ago
Healthcare should be at least as important as the roads.
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Anonymous
about 24 hours ago
The White House deleted their shitpost on X in defeat after suffering the biggest ratio in social media history at the hands of Sabrina Carpenter.
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WIRED
about 24 hours ago
In this episode of āUncanny Valley,ā we bring you the news of the week, then dive into how some DOGE operatives are still at work in the federal governmentādespite reports claiming otherwise.
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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WIRED Roundup: DOGE Isnāt Dead, Facebook Dating Is Real, and Amazonās AI Ambitions
In this episode of āUncanny Valley,ā we bring you the news of the week, then dive into how some DOGE operatives are still at work in the federal governmentādespite reports claiming otherwise.
https://www.wired.com/story/uncanny-valley-podcast-wired-roundup-doge-facebook-dating-amazon-artificial-intelligence/
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
about 23 hours ago
it's friday evening on the east coast and this has been another week of "Can You Believe This Shit"
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emptywheel
1 day ago
Yup. The only way to understand them is they've been pickled in Fox News.
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debbshock
about 23 hours ago
the US is in late stage capitalism, but the disease is greed. even under alleged communism the few wealthy starve the poor and keep lining their pockets. fear may be the mind killer but the greed of the few is destroying this entire planet. the greed of the few is the planet killer. apparently
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CAKE
about 23 hours ago
Powerful MAGA
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The War Monitor
about 23 hours ago
Suriname is far outside normal trafficking routes into the US, which mostly run through Central America and Mexico. Claiming the drugs ācould eventually make their way to the USā feels like a stretch to justify a strike on a boat that wasnāt heading anywhere near the US.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
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Exclusive: Boat at center of double-tap strike controversy was meeting vessel headed to Suriname, admiral told lawmakers | CNN Politics
The alleged drug traffickers killed by the US military in a strike on September 2 were heading to link up with another, larger vessel that was bound for Suriname ā a small South American country east ...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/politics/suriname-boat-strike-bradley?Date=20251205&Profile=CNN&utm_content=1764973288&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
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Jon Cryer
1 day ago
āI want you to design our peace trophy as though the hands of Thanos, Galactus and Darkseid are rising from a hell dimension and about to crush the Earth.ā
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Humor For Resistance
1 day ago
Trump named the Institute of Peace after himself? Pftt. Why didnāt he name āthe Department of Warā after himself instead? More realistic.
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Democracy Matters :verified:
1 day ago
Trump Humiliates Himself And America By Accepting A Made Up Peace Prize https://www.politicususa.com/p/trump-humiliates-himself-and-america
#TrumpDidThis
#republicansdidthis
#gopkakistocracy
#americanfascistparty
#project2025
#norepublicanseveragain
#USpol
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Trump Humiliates Himself And America By Accepting A Made Up Peace Prize
Donald Trump hit a new low on Friday when he accepted a peace prize that was made up by the soccer organization FIFA in a ceremony that was embarrassing for the nation.
https://www.politicususa.com/p/trump-humiliates-himself-and-america
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