JD Vance Booed for Sleep (10 Hours, No Ads)

If the #openingceremonies don't feature a giant dance number to Prisencolinensinainciusol I'm renouncing my 3rd generation half-Italian heritage

Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem

What the world looks like without section 230

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

Kristi Noem Announces Alternative Puppy Bowl thehardtimes.net/breaking/kri...

Politicians In My Eyes fucking whips ass so hard, especially now

"I wish that I could make you turn around. Turn around and see my shadow." - Punxsutawney Phil Collins

You know it's been a long winter when it's 26°F out and you think "Oh this feels nice today."

I need this so bad rn

If Gwar ever holds auditions I'm gonna paint my entire chest orangey-red and call myself Turdus Migratorius.

Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over. In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.

"look to the helpers" THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS

enjoying the salty NWS atlanta area forecast discussion this morning

Pulled into the #Delaware City #DMV in at 2:31 today to get my car inspected/registered, and was done by 4:13. The lines were really long but employees worked their asses off, and patrons were patient and cool. The whole vibe was "we're in this together." I needed that today, man.

For context on this thread, Margaret is someone I trust to understand this situation on multiple subtle levels.

if someone had said to young me that in the future i would be eternally stalked on a computer by the company i ordered a sandwich from i would have stabbed that person

The most overpaid person in your company just spent all day in a workshop to write "people are at the heart of what we do" in a moleskine. they underlined it three times

New scrape: Instagram allegedly had 17M rows of largely public data scraped from an API and posted to a hacking forum this week. 6.2M rows also included an email address, and some rows a phone number. 100% were already in @haveibeenpwned.com. Read more: haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/Insta...

I love being in the waiting room of an ENT place that sounds like a TB ward; I'm the only one with a mask. CO2 is over 2000. JFC.

Attn: #train #trains 🚂 🚃 🚄 🚅 🚆 Can anyone help ID this?

After the US admin cancelled the $B Climate + Weather Disaster dataset, @climatecentral.org hired the scientists who ran it and set it back up. Now the 2025 numbers are in: it's 3rd highest year on record and highest year w/o land-falling hurricanes. More: www.climatecentral.org/climate-serv...

In a cult there's this guy at the top who knows it is all fake because he is the one who made it all up. In a religion that guy is dead.

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

TFW a signed print you bought 20-odd years ago is relevant again

Operation Absolute Resolve. All other considerations aside, they need to get some better names for this shit. Operation Lemon Pledge. Operation Potato Fuckhead. Operation Ablative Of Place From Which. Operation Who Put The Bomp In The Bompabompabomp Operation It Takes A Steady Hand

So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation. This is madness.

Tune in tomorrow night at 9 PM Eastern on @ynotradio.net to find out what radio will sound like in the far-off year of 2000 CE. Catching this show counts for 25% of your final grade. www.ynotradio.net #radio #radioshow #EBM #darkwave #goth #industrial #punk #motown #musicsky

🚨 Breaking: NYC no more affordable than it was 53 minutes ago. An exclusive on how it all went wrong for Mamdani.

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days

The GOP’s midterm strategy is literally just Comet Pizza

Soooo gooood! (but what was in that deleted post? I gotta know!)

There should be a law saying if you are alone in a hotel room and you can hear a lonely dog in the adjacent hotel room, you should be able to invite that dog over for skritches and room service

the year is 2025 and today i logged in to my cobalt-powered slop device to watch climate activists argue on a website polluting memphis tennessee about which one of them Says The Right Things

Merry Krimble, everybody! www.salon.com/2025/12/23/m...

No shade whatsoever, but I can't picture how this works

My whole timeline is made up of folks watching a 60 Minutes report the Trump administration tried to kill and unredacting Epstein files that weren't supposed to have been posted yet. Can't stop the signal.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

Fucking fuck. Rob Reiner. I'm still not over Phil Hartman.

Wake up babe, there's a new Dead Milkmen Christmas song youtu.be/tFnOWzP7PDs?...

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Attention NYC: We made it past the earliest sunset of the year. No, it's not on the solstice. That's the shortest day, but the earliest sunset is sooner and the latest sunrise is later. So those of us who, like me, are primarily offended by early sunsets have officially survived rock bottom.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Putin has declared Pussy Riot to be an "Extremist group" so I'm just going to declare them to be "The Greatest Punk Band Ever". PS. Suck my Punk Rock schlong, Vlad. youtu.be/P2phn2mt0Jg?...

The year is running low on Sundays! Funnies away!

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair