The name of our #newalbum is going to be called "Fuck it, Carl." Thank you, drive through.

Update: Our #newalbum will be called "30 Pounds of Meatballs." Thank you. Carry on.

Hey. It's been a rough year. We get it. If your heart is too heavy to do all the holiday festivity stuff, here's a free song of commiseration: hotbreakfast.bandcamp.com/track/ill-be...

🎵You've got to know when it's fartin' Know when it's poopin' Know when to walk away Know when to run🎵

Hey #Delaware! We're playing an outdoor show at the Blue Ball Barn in Wilmington tomorrow night (11/1) from 5pm-8pm. It's casual! Food trucks! Donuts! Fire pits! Dork-rock! Art exhibit! And beer, I think? Costume or not, no pressure. Pop in and pre-game on your way to your Halloween 2 adventures!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #166,713!

This Friday (Jan 26) at 7pm, we make our triumphant return to the Bellefonte Cafe (Wilmington, DE) serving a 2-hour combo platter of originals, silliness, schmoop, & a few cover songs that acoustic duos have no damn business doing.😁 Reservations: 302-761-9175 Info: www.facebook.com/events/74287...

The name of our next album:

Woot! This show is happening tomorrow night! Use code "dorkrock" for a few bucks off tickets bought online. Ticket info: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6154282 Facebook event: www.facebook.com/events/22568...

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Hey Delaware! On Friday, Oct 27, it's a (Mostly) Comedy Music Night at The Buzz Ware Village Center in Arden, featuring Hot Breakfast, Todd Chappelle, and (holy crap holy crap) Corn Mo, all the way from NYC. ❤️ Tix: www.brownpapertickets.com/event/6154282 FB: www.facebook.com/events/22568...

I would give my left arm for @pattonoswalt to give "One More Year of Daddy's Little Girl" the Christmas Shoes treatment.