Me getting 2K at any point in my life

Tis the season.

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

Always been good

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Thinking about checking out Music soon, just to see what it's all about. Is this a good starting point?

I love bowl season! 😂😂 #CFBSky

nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala

It's my mom's 55th birthday today. One of many December 20ths in the coming decades that I'll be unconsolably sad. I hope she's alright and making things better with my other siblings. I told her if she can't do that with me, then at least try with the rest of them. I truly hope she is trying.

for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun

If you've never seen the Super Eyepatch Wolf video on how Jake Paul stacked his boxing career to create an illusion he can actually fight, I highly recommend it and it makes tonight even more cathartic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...

they basically were

UMich consumer sentiment (current conditions) at 50.4 is a new all-time low -- going back to data from the 1970s.

the writer of Sherlock Hound and director/writer of Black Lagoon, Sunao Katabuchi, is also the writer of Ace Combat, which is a big part of the reason why people should play Ace Combat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunao_K...

Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling" Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration." My feed:

pov: you are a phillies player who just publicly criticized dave dombrowski’s team management

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

It's that time of the year again

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

"but what if they can't draw" here's hideo kojima making level blockouts for metal gear solid 1 and 2 with LEGO I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds

I used to teach an undergrad historical methods class and their favorite day was always the one where we listen to @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social telling Naomi Wolf (live, on air on the BBC) that she misinterpreted her data and based her whole book around something that didn’t happen

welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way

Love the part where the Anthropic employee is like "I know it didn't work, but imagine if it did! So much profits!" after someone tricked the vending machine into almost giving away a fucking PS5. Guy was so pumped to eat shit and tell people it'll taste good later on once people eat the right food.

Bumpin that mf self made shit today yessirrr

My remix of Flyday Chinatown has officially reached 4,000 plays! It still goes so hard all these years later. Very proud of this early alt+f4 gem. This was the first song that I was really pumped to show people under the new name. Cool to see people still bumpin it.

"I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I'm full of tears and hunger and the fear of death, although I cannot weep [or] die. I'm not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, but I do. I regret." - Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn" #BookologyThursday

In memory of Terence Edward Hall, British musician and lead singer of the 2 Tone band The Specials and later a member of several other groups and musical projects Hall died of pancreatic cancer 3 years ago today on December 18, 2022 at the age of 63 📸 David Corio #terryhall #thespecials #ska

ITS HIM???

Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks

Can you fly, Bobby?

I don't know if it's bc of my lack of self esteem (we're working on it) or something, but I usually do music commissions for free. Most of the time, I just want to help someone make a cool thing. Don't pay me for something I want to do is where I'm at on it.

Wow the power's been out since 9 am and the drafty ass apartment is 60 degrees! They said it was going to be an hour! I'm going to blow something up HOLY SHIT THE POWER'S BACK ON THANK CHRIST

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When I saw the forest go down with no turn one play I sighed and shook my head. Too accurate, man. Put some Force of Wills in there, boss.

When we got the cats into the new place, Poppy's butt was soaking wet when she got out of the carrier. I thought it was some fish juice from the fish we put in there to lure her in, but turns out, she was so scared of the move that she peed her little pants 😭😭😭

He looks like they didn’t have a cuck chair for him so he has to wait outside in the lobby while the gangbang continues

Become ungovernable

@imamagnet.bsky.social why does this go so hard youtu.be/wwidcxa3fmY?...

I don't know who made this, but I love you

My favorite interaction on here

the fact that david brooks has three jobs perfectly explains everything that’s wrong with journalism

This isn’t even all of the AIDS quilt. It was so long they didn’t have room to display it all. Reagan flat out fucking murdered queer people

we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over

ah yes, they "might" be giants, Shepard? we in the council have dismissed this possibility