Had a lot of fun watching the Bad Bunny halftime show. Gaga and Ricky appearances were awesome, and both of them sounded amazing when they showed up. Never gave Benito's music a real spin but he's got a fan out of me with that performance. Had me making stank faces at the beats in his songs 👌

Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child

small crab eating a grape (important)

Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

I think this label makes me want to throw up but it is accurate so I can't hate it too much lmaooooo

Always nice to remember that Texas and most of the southwest in general used to belong to Mexico until the mid 1800s. Manifest destiny myth is so latent in white Americans that they can't even fathom that area being anything other than United States property.

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

New Queen of Magic Challenger has appeared

My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸

Important video here folks

I don't know what's wrong with you young people. You think you just fell out of a pussy? You exist in the cuntext of all in which you live and what came before you.

the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes

A perfect summary of our moment from armond(dot)needs(dot)rest on IG and Tiktok www.instagram.com/reel/DUU20Vg...

04-05 Detroit Pistons boof

tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Oh huh, he is their Obama isn't he?

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Remembering the time when the German foreign exchange students couldn't stop laughing at the name of Gaylord, Michigan for obvious reasons. Fucking cracks me up every time. Lived in Northern Michigan my entire life up to that point and never even thought about that tbh.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

True art. Incredible shit.

Space Pirate (1994)

Pronouncing Gargoyles with a soft j sound

so widely reviled he's getting kicked from the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon sign class of sports bars

ok tone down the charisma pal they’ll send you to the asylum

one mole thing,

today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

the biden border bill and choosing to run on a “border patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever

I always say we as men have failed ourselves. Western or American masculinity is all about Being Correct about everything. So to admit that men are wrong about how we are in society is like the biggest offense a traditionally masculine man can do besides acting gay.

Been playing Yakuza 0 again and I thought the same thing about how it feels like a real love letter to Video Games. Not just video games, but Video Games. NMH as a series is exactly that, too, top to bottom. NMH is genuine about its love for games, which is why some people find the series so corny.

The @giftsgiven.tolariancommunitycollege.com Trans Lifeline fund raiser is a go, and I'm throwing a Drsft Night in to the prizes. Just donate in multiples of $4 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7th at 10 AM PST to join free raffles, and it's for a great cause. Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tcc

let's meet in 1998, at the HR Giger VIP room at the Limelight N.Y.C.

I honestly hate when people say Idiocracy was a documentary or something like that but you cannot sit there and tell me this isn't giving President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho type energy. Like all that's missing is a giant machine gun in each hand. Cooked ass nation man

just thinking about the fact that Epstein had merch monogrammed with his initials that he apparently gave to his closest buddies like Peter Mandelson

via @alexkrokus.bsky.social

I know this is a profoundly unoriginal take, but this is why Shakespeare is still awesome: the times change, but people don’t. When performed, rather than read, his work is a portal demonstrating the unity of humanity across time and space. There is comfort and tragedy in that reality.

logging on

So true

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