The AWS crash happened when Soros tried to Venmo 7 million protesters all at once. Anyway, he’s broke now.

AWS Outage #itwasdns

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

199 years after the last one, way to string along your fanbase, Ms. Shelley

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

How is it that an alleged trained health professional needs to stab me 16 times to draw blood when my cat can do it in 1 every time

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

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What is with this awful trend of using "amount of" discrete items? I see "amount of people" used multiple times daily. Ugh.

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well she did not consider pedophilia inappropriate so what does this even mean

The danger is not so much that machines may become like humans, but that humans may forget what it means to be humane.

it is hilarious but also instructive the right’s entire schtick is grievance and manufactured outrage trying to placate or reason is useless-they want the issue also they are whiny bitch babies

Back in my day we'd slap a Kate Bush poster on the wall and call it furnished (gift article) wapo.st/45LEVQT

album covers but with muppets: thread

Operation “Get him to stroke out” is in full swing.

dune part 3:

#ResistanceRoots Today in history, 1965: LBJ signs an amendment to the Social Security Act creating Medicare for Americans over 65 and Medicaid for people with financial difficulties. The bill signing took place at the Truman Library, and former President Truman received the first Medicare card. /1

The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have! Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.

The NYT ethos: we will scrupulously and conspicuously use “whom” but we are kind of on the fence about freedom

The fact that migrant toddlers are "representing themselves" in immigration court literally gives me nightmares. Who the fuck are we?

I would be ashamed not to stand up for trans folks, not just because there are trans folks I like and love, but because everyone should get to live with the same personal freedom and dignity I get simply for existing. Who are we if we do not wish for others every right and privilege we have.

I just checked, and this still works:

the fact that millions of people use this stuff for everything in their lives makes this maybe the most direct attempt they’ve made to fully control the information people receive companies should take a long hard look at the business downsides here, since we all know principles won’t stop them

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

Kind of think that we should be referring not to the "Epstein files" which sound small and containable, but the "Epstein cover up" which sounds limitless and out of control.

Too real. 😠

It's noon in Washington, DC. And all around the world, trade ministers be like:

A guy named Tim should open a ramen place called Tim’s New Ramen

Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!

Someone asked me today about my plans for the Fall and it took me a moment to realize she meant my plans for the Autumn and not the collapse of civilization.

I couldn’t talk about this earlier because I could not find my words. Adriana Smith died but Georgia kept her body alive for months as a human incubator. Her baby boy was removed from her corpse after her body started to decay. This is forced birth reality. Women should refuse to get pregnant.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

looking forward to your article examining which ICE face coverings complement overweight middle aged divorcee body types best

Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer

kristi noem as porta potties: thread

ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

I would love to see a 50-state campaign to pass free school lunch and anti-gun measures in tribute.

Schrödinger's parade - the crowd was both sparse and dense.

why does chatGPT keep talking about ted cruz when i ask about the JFK assassination