While I have a moment, I just want to say at a time when faculty are being fired all over for being woke, that every professor out there is a Marxist and the AAUP is a Marxist cult. It took me a while to write this and to choose my words with care. #Satire

Got a spooky story? Visit a haunted house? See a ghost? I want to hear about it. It’s the Andy Richter Call-In Show Halloween episode next week - and we’re joined by Asif Ali. To submit your spooky story, fill out the Google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604

We apologize for the continuing, sporadic issue with games getting stuck on startup. The team is actively investigating for fixes. In the meantime, please file a ticket at help.mtgo.com and also report it in our special Discord channel. discord.com/channels/101...

oh wait I forgot about the barrage of emails: DONALD TRUMP IS DEMOSHING THE WHITE HOUSE! WE NEED YOUR $10 DONATION TODAY TO FIGHT FASCISM* *go out to lunch with GOP consultants

If you enjoy #ttrpg space and horror you’re going to LOVE this Mothership one shot 💚 it’s one of my favorite games we’ve ever done and the pacing and thematics are just wild! Please considering checking this out and sharing

Thicc Thursday ✨ I'm gonna be starting stream with a Cloverpit run and then we're starting SOMA today!! Come hang out for spooky games and titties :3 🖤 live now on @joystick.tv !! 🔞🔞🔞 --- joystick.tv/t/u/iamsin?t... --- #camgirl #lewdgaming #nsfw #18+ #gothgirl #altgirl #pale #tattoos #piercings

I know when I bitch online I only bitch about this one thing lol But this is what I mean when I say existing in social media spaces and engaging in it is just tougher and tougher lately. I'm not an idiot. I know why my stuff actually gets pulled.

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

Every Thursday I take time to hang with my Patreon discord! Come through and let’s see if this new bracket system works out! 💪🏾 www.patreon.com/tabletopjocks

As one paleontologist, Thomas Vida, succinctly put it: “Things keep evolving into anteaters.”

Tens of thousands march against Trump administration at Austin’s No Kings Rally.

more where that came from...

there are consequences for bad behavior...

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

*sigh* again, don't feed the trolls. don't take anything they say at face value. they aren't serious. they keep going because you enable them with responses. they only stop when you ignore them. if you must respond, never do so directly.

Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina https://theonion.com/eight-pound-man-removed-from-womans-vagina-1819564489/

Shoutout to the guy who said my hair looks like the joker and then tried to ask me out 😭😂 CURSED

Sleep paralysis is a transient state where someone is conscious but temporarily unable to move or speak. It happens when the brain wakes before the body exits REM sleep, leaving muscle paralysis in place. 🧵⬇️ (1/3)

Foul whisp’rings are abroad. Unnatural deeds Do breed unnatural troubles; infected minds To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets.

Best explanation I've seen is that when you make a narcissist angry, they break something you love. This is Trump's tantrum for the No Kings march.

You might think I'm joking. I'm not. This is Evangelical Christianity in full display. The second you develop secondary sex characteristics you're not a child any more for any reasons other than demostrating that you're still your parents' property.

David Fincher reportedly pitched a Star Wars film set after 'The Rise of Skywalker' • He wanted final cut • Lucasfilm said no

HIYA GEORGIE!

I have to end tomorrow's stream a little early to get to an ultrasound appointment. I'm going to try to start the stream early, since I need to wake up early to eat before I start fasting for my appointment. See you at 8am ET for some Warhammer 40K Warpforge before a day of Magic!

Actually excited to build commander decks again. I’ve missed playing as frequently 💕 Made a little terror this weekend👀❤️‍🔥 moxfield.com/decks/O3tgxh...

I wanted to go get a sweet treat but made tea and checked a few things off my to do list instead. Am I adulting?

Is it true that when you get deck checked judges also do a quick blood test to see if you have Tylenol in your system?

One day I unavoidably had to talk to her on the phone, and I told her to email me the answer to my question once she got it, and she refused. She literally said, "Every time I send you an email you file it as an exhibit." And, you know what, fair. For good reason. This has that vibe to me.

I was on Ahmet Zappa’s YT show! youtu.be/Gid2KmFGwCw

"I think it’s going to be an exciting and united moment."

MY NEW CEDH QUEEN - GWENOM!!! Watch these 2 epic games - gotta go faaaaasst

What's been keeping me going with every loss is when I was going home from MagicCon Atlanta I ran into @ambercxc.bsky.social and she told me I'm going to make the PT because I got the grit for it and honestly that's enough to keep me motivated

there is a troll/shitpost cold war happening in america and dems simply aren't equipped for this. everything he does is now just a victory lap flex/pwn and dems screech into the socila media void hoping for someone who isn't them to do something, basically, they're hawkchickens

I did a closet cosplay challenge for the Secret Lair x PlayStation collaboration! There are SEVEN cosplay looks here! www.instagram.com/reel/DQH3Muc...

Thanks for the stream!

Of This Men Shall Know Nothing https://www.wikiart.org/en/max-ernst/of-this-men-shall-know-nothing-1923

Tmrw it’s time to share #packitup episode 5 recorded at #magicon ATL. @jarvis.bsky.social returns to try avenge his ep 1 loss, this time against @luastardust.com @voxytwitch.bsky.social & myself 😬 Streaming at 12noon PST on YT tmrw…I’ll be in the live chat, so come say hello! #magicthegathering

LIVE NOW!🕷️ Watch these decks win FAST decks featuring @comedianmtg.bsky.social & Tyler of @playtowinmtg.bsky.social ! Thank you to our sponsors @dragonshield.bsky.social & @moxfield.com! Don’t forget to like & subscribe! RT to share! #magicthegathering #cedh

When two wave systems collide, they can form square patterns, like the ones shown here. Researchers want to understand the math underlying the strange phenomena that ripple through ocean waters. www.quantamagazine.org/the-hidden-m...

it was ghost

JESSICA RABBIT MAKEUP???

can anyone guess my costume in progress

I'm streaming live on @joystick.tv Come Say Hi 😀🕹️ #nsfw #goth #bigboobs #piercings #goonette

What's one song that's a must on your playlists?

Blue Jays will win against the Dodgers because IMO they have the better mental game. They have been taking advantage of other teams' undestimation of them all season and their friendship based club culture will drive a wedge in dominance based club culture of the Dodgers as it did the Yankees