We were just robbed again. Paying the insurrectionists off so they can help him again.

This was Orlin Josue Hernandez Reyes. He was two, and an American citizen. His mother Wendy was detained by ICE and he was sent to live with an uncle who beat, burned, and sexually abused him until he died. I’ll spend the rest of my life demanding justice for every crime this administration commits.

I don’t think there is another person who can speak so clearly on my behalf as Steve Schmidt.

I’m no fan of Bill Cassidy. What should terrify every sane American is that with rising prices, war, corruption, and the billions being siphoned from the American people, MAGA voters still chose loyalty to a convicted criminal over the one who stood against him. Your hair should be standing on end.

Last night in the hood. It was a beauty.

This is how we start the weekend right in St Pete. If you’re local, say hi. Don’t forget to hydrate, it’s hot today 🧘‍♀️🌊

Hello, lover. Get me the hell out of here. Happy to confirm the package was inspected and the gelatinous, twice-impeached, unhinged brain rot was not found inside. Thank God.

This one contains valuable prompts for anyone interested.

Rebranding the war as Operation Sledgehammer is cosmetic, not substantive, and they know it. The name changes, the legal exposure doesn’t. What they’re really doing is using nomenclature shifts to skirt the War Powers Resolution, and damn if they aren’t hell bent on making it work.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Rod Stewart to King Charles: "May I say, well done in the Americas. You were superb, absolutely superb ... put that little ratbag in his place."

Need a laugh? ⬇️

What’s new asshole 🙄

I wrote something I’m proud of. It’s on my Substack if you want to check it out.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

They melted down their morals and this is what came out. Apparently no one was taking notes during Exodus 32.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Happy Mother’s Day 🌺🌺🌺 Bottoms up

Justin Pearson TN State Representative - photo of the year

Do any of you know about the new underground social site that bans billionaires? It’s pretty fun. Two days old. Come on over.

I just booked a psychedelic mushroom retreat at a Buddhist monastery. Om Mani Padme Hum This should be fun 🍄🍄🍄

Met Gala MAGA Version.

It’s strange how something that once would’ve sounded impossible no longer feels shocking at all. Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t, but the fact that it’s even believable says a lot about the person.

Tennessee is its very own shit hole country.

Graham Platner is the real deal. Don't fumble this Maine.

Three blue waves and a puddle

It takes an alarmingly small number of angry, dysfunctional assholes to cripple a world economy.

Is he dead yet?

It’s Taco Tuesday and Iran has 24 hours to surrender or else they will have two weeks to surrender and then they’ll will have hell to pay for two weeks. 🔥

The Met Gala brought to you by the whores of Amazon Prime. Lauren and Jeff weren’t invited so they bought it. You can own the world’s largest yacht and still be the modern day Beverly Hillbillies. Apparently money can buy culture. Fuck Anna Wintour for allowing it.

Iran Military Spokesperson: “Tonight, perhaps, a new chapter of power will unfold, one the adversaries have never witnessed before.” Should we blame Hillary’s emails, Hunters laptop, Biden’s stutter or Kamala’s pronunciation?

On our way to 100% disapproval. I love this for the clown-in-chief 🤡

Wes doesn’t substitute words for action. I want to see much, much more of this guy. He could be a strong 2028 presidential contender.

5 hours of “executive time” blocked today. Nancy Mace is out here asking us to pray for him. So what covert “dental” procedure is the dipshit-in-chief having now? I’ll pray that it fails.

Today I’m just going to drink coffee. That’s it. Hang out at this cute little hut then go home and go to bed. Blah. I hope your Sunday is better.

Within the last twenty-four hours, I’ve celebrated two close family couples’ anniversaries, celebrated a friends wedding, mourned with friends who lost their son to cancer, and watched USF go up in flames. It’s been a roller coaster to say the least.

Calling me out on a Saturday afternoon.

It’s dreary and rainy hard here. Perfect time for liquid chocolate.

The Flower Moon is a beauty

But let’s build a ballroom and a useless Arc de Trump

We all need a laugh. Here you go.

Cheers ☕️

It’s Mayday and we have work to do. Let’s get into good trouble today and everyday until we take our country back.

I keep coming back to Trump’s messiah complex. If he’s more powerful than Jesus of Nazareth, he can turn my water into wine, especially since his tariffs have turned my wine budget into a crime scene.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Cheers 🍷

Finally a feel good story we can all appreciate. Joseph Nguthiru turned an invasive weed choking a Kenyan lake into a biodegradable alternative to plastic. Support the minds who want to heal the world, not destroy it.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Kid Rock addressed the Pentagon about the Strait of Hormuz? Is the country officially closed for renovations?

“Allegedly” 😂😂😂

According to The Atlantic, Trump is telling advisers privately that he is “the most powerful person to have ever lived.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Can we get moving on the 25? Anyone.

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Somewhere between cheeseburger and sundowning, Trump decided Washington and Lincoln were no longer his peers. He now wants to be one of the Greats like Caesar and Napoleon. A 15 ft solid gold statue has been erected at his cut-rate Florida golf club. Would someone please invade America and save us.

How nice. We get to enter other countries with his mugshot on our passports.

When did education become optional in the US? Can I sue the educational system for 1 trillion dollars? Can I sue the algorithm? Can you guess who he voted for?

The First Lady has gone Temu.