I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

I thought the Super Game cancellation already happened a few years ago with Hyenas

My brain is so thoroughly broken at this point that listening to dumbasses talk about aliens and cryptids is the only content I find relaxing anymore

Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

Games Industry plant

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@theswweet.myatproto.social I think they figured out how to get you to start running Ranked

Tired of stick drift so I ordered a DualSense with TMR sticks. Very curious to try it out. Never used a controller with customized sticks before but I'm hearing great things about TMRs

Every connection @questlog.bsky.social makes between Destiny 2 and other things like books, nature and music has me thinking of this game in different ways. I have notes of what I’ve learned based on their findings and my own readings. Can’t wait to dive in.

Tag him on the map so he’s visible to all players, all the time “You aren’t banned but GLHF”

Why am I so anxious today? Who knows? Time to have a White Monster Zero to calm my nerves

Remember to feed you local deer white monster and cigarettes

Happy Mother’s Day

My mom has had a really rough couple months so I’m hoping that I can make today a nice Mother’s Day for her

UNI I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN

god I love reddit sometimes

Mortal Kombat II was a pretty big step up from the first. Probably as good as a relatively faithful MK movie can be

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

Mortal Kombat: Burnination (2003)

It won’t ever happen for obvious reasons but I think Housemarque could make a sick 3D Metroid game

Saros Platinum done!

we should switch to a hot dog based currency to get out from under the petrodollar. wallets could just be holsters filled with hot dogs

There is no clearer case for the necessity of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 than how quickly southern states moved to eliminate Black-majority districts and dilute Black power after SCOTUS eroded Section 2. SCOTUS’s reasoning was immediately disproven by reality.

Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.

Got an all-company IT email saying not to keep confidential documents at my desk 10 minutes after being given 1200 pages worth of confidential documents to process and keep at my desk

drives me nuts when people say prosecuting the leaders of this regime is a pipe dream. all the other democracies in the world don’t seem to have a problem doing it. we can do it too.

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

Switch 2 price going up is a bummer because now I feel pressured to buy one ASAP when I really wanted to wait until there was a better screen on the handheld but who knows how expensive it’ll be by then

RE9 just dropped a bonus mode out of nowhere called LEON MUST DIE FOREVER

Cybertruck! at the Drive Thru

I'M PRESSING Z OR R TWICE TO MOVE DIFFERENT FULLY GONE OFF THAT LYLAT SYSTEM LOUD ANDROSS GOTTA WAIT, THAT GAY TOAD'S GOT ME ROUTING THIS SPEEDRUN THROUGH SECTOR XXX I'M ENTERING ALL RANGE ATTACK MODE, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

Luigi nooooo

LMFAO

Been having some cool conversations with people about the symbolism and theming of Saros. It pulls from several disparate influences so different perspectives can shine a light on details easily missed. Really cool to see so much theming translate to mechanics and design

Good to know

Mixtape has looked pretty good for a while but goddamn those are some high scores

one of the funniest headlines of last year. he’s just like me fr

“All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in the rain…”

Everyone in the venue when that one guy spikes his controller after losing a set

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

i am losing my goddamn mind

Goblin

Mom found a new place! Not 100% official yet but very, very likely