MISRAAKS ON RADIO: Greetings, Eva. I have viewed your Dawning drama “Home Alone”. This hatchling, Kevin…small and overlooked in his clutch, he nevertheless shows great ingenuity and courage…and rage. In this way he reminds me of my Eido. You were correct—I found it humorous when he screamed.

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

In his natural habitat (I was trying to catch him to clean up his eye boogers but this is how he decided to hide)

Is it a good sign when a company decides it’s going to be a pawn shop

did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"

This was the first forum I posted on regularly

Movie theater hotdogs and a new Osgood Perkins movie. Good recipe for Saturday night

everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is

In response to youth suicides, teachers show students the power of headbanging at Fire in the Mountains festival.

he'll yeah

Let’s see how this new Running Man is

i've been thinking about this for the last week and a half

One of the teams at work put up some new graphic with each quadrant of a chart labeled D, I, C, S I cannot be the one that has to tell them

Masterlist of Nu Metal Songs About Having Respiratory Issues:

Jesus sent me the lip bite emoji

My boss gave me a stress ball as a thank you for a project I’m working on and it feels like heaven. When did stress ball technology advance this much?

Me: “I don’t need a Switch 2 anytime soon” *Samus uses her new psychic powers to make me regret these words

I’ve decided that DICE isn’t allowed to make the cute dinosaur jokes and Easter Eggs in Battlefield until they actually make a dinosaur mode. It’s been 15 years, let me shoot a T-Rex with an RPG or GTFO

Thinking about the only good leaked email (Channing Tatum from the Sony leak)

bluesky

I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet

This is the director of that movie BTW

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

No matter if I’m the target audience or not, you make your gaming hardware a little cube and I’ll like it just for that

hey gang

I have obtained a dark and feral cargo and must go on a journey with my unwilling passenger to meet a wielder of blades (I’m taking Zeke to the vet for some vaccines)

I think the craziest thing about today's news is it legitimately wouldn't exist if someone wasn't vexed so much by 2B that they started a whole project to be able to play NieR Automata on their Linux PC.

I liked the Steam Cube at first but now I hate the Steam Cube for not having an e-ink display

Take a moment to think about what REALLY matters.

1802: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine 2025: Everyone is talking about the new Steam Machine

"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"

I guess that’s my surreal image of the day done at 9:08 AM

Every regulation written in blood

Goodnight

Just finished 1000xResist. Outstanding. Highly, highly recommended for any fans of narrative games.

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

nvidia press in 2000: "this card - no, it's not pronounced 'gay force' - makes your frags sharper than ever. pcgamer saw star trek voyager: elite force, and anisotropic filtering made us weep tears of joy." 2025: "economists predict a 'Death Zone' if nvidia doesn't sell 500 billion chips next year"

it's obviously all undignified in far more important ways, but I don't think normal people should ever have to care about the stock prices of the company built on letting you bump up your settings in quake 3

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

Oh it’s time for me to get insufferably pedantic about calling 1440p 2K resolution (1080p is 2K, 1440p is 2.5k)

Chatting with Future Class inductees for my latest at @theguardian.com. They paint a pretty clear picture of the perils of performative allyship. Thanks to all who spoke with me, and always, to Keza for the chance to do important work!

Dog not included