The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

I need my credit cards to make it harder on me to spend money. I should have to do a long division equation or solve a troll’s riddles three

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Issa Rae just canceled her sold-out event and Shonda Rhimes resigned from the board amid Trump’s takeover of the Kennedy Center

If anyone is dealing with family estrangement this is such an important read (from the brilliant Tara Westover, author of the memoir Educated)

I’m just tired. Tired of all his bullshit. Tired of hearing about his daily bullshit. Tired of those who propagate his bullshit. Tired of all those who voted for this bullshit. Just tired.

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

Any aspect of popular culture not immediately understood by 40+ year old white dudes is DEI, apparently.

Kendrick Lamar uses the Superbowl half-time show to put out a piece of deeply impressive performance art that examines black masculinity and American patriotism in a way that enrages the right wing commentators. New York Times: OMG, he wore bell bottom jeans!

can't believe the DOGE team even has their own plane

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

So You Bent the Knee and Were Banished Anyway: A Guide for Mainstream Media

At this point, we should just replace the United States with 4chan.

"what else can we do to fight this???" the reason no one has answered your question is that the answers violate the terms of service. go read the TOS and that should help you figure it out!

I would love any legacy media to report on this administration in a way that reflected reality and not mealy mouthed double speak

*has two week continuous night and day panic attack* good how about you

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

remember a few years ago when we could barely find a Popeye’s chicken sandwich, and now we can barely find the will to live

(me as a tour guide leading you around existence right now) I don’t know what any of this fucking is. They changed it man

my brain needs crutches from this month and also everything else

right now, Mary Oliver would just be like “wow, we are fucked. I got nothin”

I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.

PBS- Secrets of the Dead-The Bombing of Auschwitz. Recom if you're inclined. My takeaway is that we're screwed. We have no competent leadership.They should have had Musk arrested the 2nd he went into that bldg. But they took a holiday instead. We need leaders with brains & balls. There are none.

Sure everything is awful, but at least it’s also hopeless.

call your senator

thanks!

RIP to a man who never posed for one uncool photo

I’m not watching the news for the next four years so figured I’d join another social media platform…

(gesturing to literally everything in an autotune voice) THIS SUCKS

he was texting while driving to explain to a woman why she was wrong

hello my friends ❤️

Saul Goodman for Attorney General

me, accepting my first fresh baked cookie of the holiday season

Harper, come on man.

the leopards are about to have a face buffet

This is literally the plot of A Scanner Darkly

revenge procrastinating bedtime just to feel something

That’s the quote. I was looking for it. And here it is. Hannah Arendt on the Matt Gaetz as AG announcement

Looks like the GOP has won the House. Say goodbye to healthcare, social security, consumer protections, education, the Post Office, any separation between church and state and anything else they think they can get away with.

oh, are you revolutionizing AI? are you revolutionizing AI, like never before? That what you’re doing, as your company’s main job? hm? revowutionizing AI? hm? you guys whevowutionizing a wittle fucking AI in there? bitch?

I’m loving the new Stephen King story about an alien who can cure your ADHD 😍

In case you’re wondering about my mental state, I just told my sandwich I would be right back.