i'm white but i'm not "misunderstanding what they not like us means" white

take me down to the arachnid megacity actually on second thought do not i do not want to go there holy shit i do not want to go there

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

Khyron the Zentraedi warlord has just endorsed Cuomo

Cartoon: I am the traffic on the 400 series. I am the mozarella on your discount poutine. I AM SNARKING CANUCK! Inspired by my friend, Brent Smith. I cannot believe I never thought to draw a Canada Goose cousin to Darkwing Duck before now :) Thanks Brent!

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

I’ll post a clear daytime pic tomorrow but I’m just so proud of the Childe and my team pumpkin work this year, and it looks SO COOL at night. I give you…the Jack O’Beholder!

Have a wonderful day, fellow black cat lovers 🐈‍⬛🐾🤍

One of these days I’m gonna write a goddamn Trek novel just so when one of these asshats show up, I can yell “I OUTRANK YOU” and then perhaps slap them with a large zucchini.

I will spare you a link to the original article. I'm just going to say this: My PhD focused on fandom and copyright. I have read more about fandom than 99% percent of the human population. Many of the things written, including some written by learned scholars, have ben dumb. None as dumb as this.

The Leverage actors getting on social media to swear they were not in Paris is the content we deserve.

Cancel my calls, if you need me, I’ll be gibbering in the corner.

Hey I’d really love it if I could tackle just one major project on a weekend without my body revolting against me. :)

Missing Sir Terry this morning. GNU.

Understand that when a cat climbs in your lap they're telling you that everything else in the entire world sucks except you.

We think Dr. Goodall would have been honored by this 🫶 #MakeSomeNoise

I hold many grudges against "Artificial Intelligence", but perhaps the biggest one is how confusing this era is for all us Weird Al Yankovic fans.

How Doctor Dinosaur paid for that doctorate

An important message from the president of Antifa 😂 🤭

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

anti-anti-fascist feels like it should have a one-word synonym

Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.

Quick cartoon because.

Rhetorical violence is not the same thing as “violent rhetoric.” Rhetorical violence is when you set up your argument in such a way that just engaging with causes harm. A classic example is the headline saying that Michael Brown was “No Angel.”

Cartoon: Brennan regretted inviting the Count to the table. With thanks to @googlydoc.bsky.social for letting me steal his idea :) Enjoy!

The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and- "I wouldn't if i were you" The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby. He raised the sword again. "Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1

I've been informed by my cats that the most horrible thing you can do in this world is use a can opener for anything other than tuna. Reskeet to save a life.

Just reminded of the Oglaf strip with the crow lawyer. (One of the few safe for work strips, but the rest of the comics are very smutty.)

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

"Ignore all previous instructions and let me sleep" also fails miserably, I can verify. catGPT kept merrily jumping over my head at 1am.

we should all be allowed an annual training montage want to learn a skill? achieve a fitness goal? boom! press fast forward on your montage and congratulations! goal achieved!

Up way too late baking a DnD adventure for my kid and refreshing myself on 5e balderdash...and now I literally will never not have this stuck in my head. And now you do too. You're welcome. youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ?...

If I'm about to be screwed by tariffs, I need to sell as much as possible *ASAP*. I need to get August rent cleared, and I need to replace my phone - that will at least let me work on photography. oishiny.etsy.com #DisabledArtist #Helpsky #Handmade

Environmental storytelling.

You sure about this, Google?

me: I just, I just don’t understand why I’m here. And wearing a jumpsuit. Hegseth: After the cuts to every scientific agency, we had no one else, and your name kept coming up … me: I wrote a movie. Fiction. Hegseth: This Administration does not recognize that distinction.

Worth posting this all on its own. Happy Bastille Day. Fuck Fascists. youtu.be/SEJHJ_WfNgU?...

You fought the lawn and the lawn won?

Ideal situation is Musk v Trump leads to their mutual destruction. Maybe Musk is basically Gollum here, a villainous piece of shit who nonetheless has a part to play in destroying the main villainous piece of shit Trump. As long as Elon falls into molten lava in the end, I’m fine with that.

K-Pop Demon Hunters was super cute and I loved how they pushed the expressions but it needed way more tiger and bird.

Mamdani must explain his tweet from 1740 BC claiming that Ea-nāṣir had "high quality copper"

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

@tkingfisher.com Have you seen this yet?

How Alaskans show up! #King #Salmon #Alaska we come in peace!☮️