Emerald0013 (Jesse) ⭐⭐🏆
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Cascadian Cryptid. Born in the shadow of Tahoma.
#EBFG
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seeeeew
2 days ago
With the newly released AI warning for Steam v1.1.0 you can turn the AI disclosure on Steam store pages into an unmissable popup and blur or hide games with an AI disclosure in the search results!
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Duncan Jones
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-without using AI. *cough*
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖
1 day ago
Curacao, a Caribbean island nation with a population of 158,006, has now accumulated more points than China and India *combined* in the history of the men's World Cup
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@jenk3.bsky.social
wanted Chili Dogs for lunch, small issue, only two dogs & buns left, so Jen got Chili Dogs and I made up some tots in the Air Fryer and made Tachoes with the leftover Chili.
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Nina Willburger
2 days ago
Hilarious
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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network
2 days ago
#USMNT
got supporters rockin'n'rollin' in Seattle Stadium! Even with the flag up, Freeman's header tops the list and fans went WILD after the VAR overturn! Here's how Seattle
#FIFAWorldCup
goals stack up so far. Stay tuned to see how next other matches stack up to the USA goals!
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AdamCSmith
2 days ago
For those that don’t know, Morocco was the first country to recognize the United States.
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CJ Fogler
3 days ago
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Chase 'Hutch' Hutchinson 📽️
3 days ago
Currently dying at the fact that the Washington State Department of Health department issued a warning to all visiting the state that our weed is VERY strong & not to be taken lightly. Be safe out there visiting soccer fans! (credit to
@pgcornwell.bsky.social
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MommyUnit of Beach Therapy, Wine & Super Bowl Wins
3 days ago
Raccoons in the area beware.
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matt oak
3 days ago
bartender let me answer the phone caller: do you have the game on? me: ain't no game today but the match will be on caller: do you know anyone who has the USA game on though? CLICK
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Svetovid
3 days ago
Australia doesn't have voter ID, and it also automatically registers you at age 18. Your political allegiance is your personal information and certainly doesn't require you to disclose it, voting is on a weekend and is compulsory. Mail-in and pre-poll voting is commonplace. Voter fraud is only 0.03%
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Sarah Parkinson
3 days ago
Friend shared photos from the top of the Washington Monument this morning. Looks like the administration tried to paint over the "8647" numbers that were burned into the grass last week (they're now clearer) & has left utter devastation on the South Lawn & the Ellipse following the UFC fight.
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Circling Seattle Sports
3 days ago
2 of Seattle's professional sports teams are in action today, and a World Cup match is taking place on Friday, June 19th, 2026⬇️
@usmnt.ussoccer.com
and Socceroos clash!
@mlcseattleorcas.bsky.social
battle the Washington Freedom!
@mariners.com
begin a series against the
@redsox.com
!
#SeattleSports
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Mae Dean
3 days ago
Fuuuck. I need help again. We had to pay for the tires and rim after the near-miss accident a few weeks ago, and now we’re short getting our rent this month. If there’s anything you can do to help, please do. 😔
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
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Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
https://PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
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G. Willow Wilson
3 days ago
Canada's #10 not even celebrating goals 😭 These poor guys are collectively traumatized. They're grimly putting Qatar to the sword
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Chris Becke (aka BeckePhysics)
4 days ago
Venus emerging from behind the moon
#Fujifilm
X-T4, XF150-600mm
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CAL FIRE
5 days ago
🚫 NO DRONES IN FIRE ZONES! 🚫 When a drone enters restricted airspace, all firefighting aircraft in the area must stop flying immediately. Our aircraft fly low and fast through the same airspace that drones occupy, and the risk of a mid-air collision is very real.
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Racket
5 days ago
Before Maron and Rogan's podcasts, there was Jackie Kashian's "Dork Forest," which just turned 20.
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Two Decades in ‘The Dork Forest’: Jackie Kashian on Pioneering Comedy Podcasts, Working With BFF Maria Bamford, and Coming Home to Acme - Racket
'When [Kashian] gets her teeth in a premise, she will take it and chew it until there’s nothing left on that bone. She does not quit.'
https://racketmn.com/jackie-kashian-on-pioneering-comedy-podcasts-working-with-bff-maria-bamford-and-coming-home-to-acme
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NWSL
5 days ago
Everyone: The 🐐 has scored 16 World Cup goals! Us: wdym? She’s scored 17 World Cup goals!
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Maryke VB
5 days ago
Happy Walla Walla onion day to all who celebrate!! 🧅
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File 770
5 days ago
Sidewise Awards Nominees for the Calendar Year 2025
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See a dinosaur, post a dinosaur!
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6 days ago
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal
6 days ago
Trump and Musk’s DOGE “saved” $15 million by cutting a program dedicated to preventing the spread of screwworm. Now, there’s an outbreak infecting our beef and the administration is spending $1 BILLION. Peak incompetence.
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Ballard FC
6 days ago
Local. Affordable. Soccer. Want to enjoy high-level soccer at an affordable price? We’ve got you covered. Seattle’s premier semiprofessional soccer clubs are playing all summer long at Interbay Stadium. 🎟️ Get tickets at
tickets.upthebridges.shop
#UpTheBridges
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ATTN
@buffpup.bsky.social
I feel you might find this funny.
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6 days ago
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𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝓣𝓸𝓹𝓪𝔃
7 days ago
Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🪻🍩☕
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Summer Whitesell
7 days ago
Fellow Seattleites who are out and about this evening: the Ballard Bridge is apparently stuck open so it's totally unusable at this time. Find alternate ways to where you're going!
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Captain America Salutes: Good Luck!
ALT: Captain America Salutes: Good Luck!
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K.B. Spangler
7 days ago
Somewhere under that red spot a flunky is having the worst fight of their life with a dude who doesn't understand that no, the gladiators aren't actually supposed to die in these fights.
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Kevin ❤️ the Rule of Law
7 days ago
This is the Kyiv Pechersk Lavra tonight. It is a CHURCH and a MONASTERY and one of the symbols of Kyiv. It was founded when Moscow was a literal swamp. I want to throw up.
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Mark E. Poasts
8 days ago
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
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Bill Amend
8 days ago
This week's comic: New Math
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The Needling
8 days ago
Socialist Mayor Reigns of Terror Continue with Yet Another Sports Championship Victory:
tinyurl.com/3f39hzcb
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8 days ago
Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
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Liliana Segura
8 days ago
The view from Brooklyn. Love you NYC ❤️
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Heh heh heh heh... I think Danhausen might be getting what he asked for soon...
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Jen
8 days ago
But have you seen
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Filk News
9 days ago
The Pegasus nominating ballot is open. Any member of the filk community can make nominations.
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Pegasus Awards
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Herculez Gomez
9 days ago
There is a lot of “Paraguay isn’t very good” talk. Full stop. Under Alfaro, they lost just once in WCQ and went 9 straight without defeat. They beat URG, Brazil, & Argentina. They were one of the best defensive teams in the 🌎. Paraguay isn’t bad.
#USMNT
made them look bad.
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Musicology Duck
9 days ago
They tried to hide but I got em anyway
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Brad Johnson
9 days ago
guy in the crowd shouting: "I WANT THE D!" made the C-SPAN reporter crack up
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Tyler King
9 days ago
World Cup tourists walking into hotel bar wondering why everyone is watching a wall.
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Marisa Kabas
9 days ago
i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building
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Bree is Romancing the Vote!
9 days ago
the crowd doing a contempt of court countdown like the ball is about to drop in Time's Square is actively hilarious, I can't go to sleep. LOL
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Greg Pak
9 days ago
someone just yelled "need some help?"
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Andy Craig
9 days ago
Citizens gathering to enforce a court's order means technically the folks at the Kennedy Center tonight are a posse comitatus.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert
9 days ago
DON’T RUSH WORKPLACE SAFETY.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert
9 days ago
Dear everybody who doesn’t get why there’s another level of scaffolding: my guess is that the letters are rather heavy and because gravity you want to have something above you to suspend the letters from as they are detached from their erstwhile support.
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