So much for this being a friendly

Jedi single-handedly solved my lack of World Cup hype. LFG! #USMNT

With a bonus Oba flip!! Spectacular

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!

We gotta wake uuuuuup

Hi Christian 👋

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)

Mount Baker Station Celebrates Opening of New Park & Ride to Psychiatrist: tinyurl.com/m2nfrrc2

This map is the Backrooms of maps. The more it "remembers", the less it does.

Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation

Happy Pride month to all of us. Maybe we can all be a little louder than usual this June--and a little kinder to one another.

Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE

What could you use more of right now? 1. books & time to read them 2. peace, love, & understanding 3. curly fries & cash 4. all of the above & Muppets

Damn

Own GOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!! Thanks for that!! Haha

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

Back to suffer ball

Ooooo I can see the montage of when they build a tank from the hull of an imploded cyber truck.

Respect for this tifo

Holy shit this cartoon.

Every day is the perfect day to support your local bookstore, café, theatre, bakery, and library.

I don’t need to be “wealthy”, per se. I just want to have enough money to buy my own castle on the Scottish coast so that I can never be seen again.

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND THE FREEDOM 250 CELEBRATION CAN %&@$ ALL THE WAY OFF! ONE TWO THREE FOUR

So close to tic-tac-toe. Let's go C and/or C.

I hate people who don’t use headphones on public transportation. Don’t force your shitty music on everyone. The world is fucked up enough. Don’t be an asshole.

Hey Orcas....

This is Buzz. He performs a big stretch ritual before enjoying his daily ice cube. Please do not interrupt. 14/10 (IG: goldenhrbuzz)

On the one hand I would love the immortality that comes with being a vampire, but on the other hand, what good is immortality if you can’t have garlic bread?

REPPING THE STARS AND STRIPES 🇺🇸 Cristian Roldan is headed to the 2026 FIFA World Cup with the USMNT 🤩 READ ➡️ sndrs.com/tq86gjqt

Don't forget to take care of yourself. Don't forget to rest. Don't forget to read so many books that you gain the terrified light of knowledge in your eyes that librarians know all too well.

It’s just how bullies operate.

Don’t cross the picket line…physically or virtually!

AI-only search is going to be great

They found money for war, a ballroom, and January 6 traitors, but not for you. 💸

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live: They Might Be Giants Janet Jackson Keane The Police Robbie Williams Depeche Mode Queen Alanis Morrisette U2 Madonna

Laughing well is the best revenge. Utterly brilliant.

REIGN WIN!!!

Ahhh fuck

The only player in league history to score on her 200th start continues to make history ⚡ Sofia Huerta becomes only the fifth player in NWSL history to reach 200 starts, and the only player in league history to score in every season since her rookie year in 2015. 👏

51' MADDIE MAKES IT 2-0!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOAL!!

Death, taxes, and Sofia Huerta absolutely nailing a PK 🎯

YAAAAAAAY LFG REIGN!! Unleash the floodgates please!!

I've never seen a series finale as funny, emotionally impactful and downright spectacular as last night's Late Show! What a pleasure it was to meet the hundreds of staff members and thank them personally (and pose for selfies) for entertaining us for more than a decade. ♥️🙏-mh #GoneButNeverForgotten

Hey Donnie! You will *never* be as loved by the nation as this man. Never.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

You know you're in the PNW when the "Local" section at the bookstore has both The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer AND The Secret History of Bigfoot.

quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Jackie Kennedy sends her regards.