Getting word that a CAF spokesman has declared Inter Miami winners of their round of 16 matchup with Nashville.

NASHVILLE SOCCER CLUB BABYYYYYYYY

Turns out it didn't have legs

[Sade voice 🎵]

the people who complain most about "thought crimes" always mean something boring like, "I think I should be able to say slurs" instead of a real criminal thought, like "what if there were a potato that moaned when you ate it"

Idc how many times we see it, I'm always just so delighted when this happens

Very much feel this way about coffee (and why i might be on my way out as well)

I know ppl here never want to be “uninformed” but it’s ok to not log on to a website that is just “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck” on an endless scroll even if that is a justified reaction

Years of manning face are etched into my brain forever

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Y'know I just don't think the Internet is the place for these people to be hashing out these feelings, bc ppl are (reasonably) gonna be upset with you trying to make a following off of the "work" you've been doing for ten minutes.

Crazy that betting on "US striking Iran" isn't considered profiting off death

I'd almost immediately vote for anyone who wants to make this type of gambling illegal

The bit about unforced errors makes me think they're looking at those poll numbers and not really sure how this man they've considered bulletproof is unpopular now

This is the singular legacy of the Biden administration, the failing that preceeded all subsequent failings. What good there was (and there was real tangible good!) will have to be excavated from a legacy of failing while in power to punish the plotters and beneficiares of an attempted coup.

fair and noble 4 on 4 overtime was shot in the back and buried in a shallow ditch for this shit

someone please score, 3v3 would be an injustice to this incredible game

Boundless cruelty

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That didn't take long! Sam Surridge scores Nashville's first goal of the MLS season after just six minutes. This has been ALL Nashville so far. Madrigal and Surridge super lively.

SUPER SAM!!!!!!!!

Can't tell just how much of this game is NYRB looking great or Orlando looking horrible

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

I bought a rice cooker once and used it maybe a handful of times before reverting back to God's chosen rice, the stovetop

This new Jill Scott album is everything!!!! I'm obsessed

You’re welcome! (Acquired via @trance.bsky.social)

Black tie optional is the cowards dress code

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

I would say it's between Biz Markie and Kevin Connolly

This is gonna be a great kit to buy next year at 75% off

Me, begrudgingly

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

legit impressive that it was a Butts commercial that didn't feel pervy!

When you see unhoused people asking for money what you should see is a fracturing of the social contract where an issue (housing) that should be addressed on a municipal or statuary level is instead foisted on individuals in a way designed o put callouses on their souls

Check in on the Vikings fans in your life, we're all the Wolverine meme today

Even if that's a by the books pen it still feels like bullshit

Unbelievable goal from Szoboszlai

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

The funny thing is that this is just how a lot of public bathrooms work all over the world

I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...

Not sure if she ever spoke on it at the end of her life but I feel like bell hooks would've had a field day with Instagram therapy-talk

A horrible, horrible reminder of what's at stake when we fight for pedestrian safety. God bless and keep this family.

People like Islip Forward (and the firemen mentioned) really do represent the best that long island has to offer. It's a cesspool, that's true, but one that I do love and isn't filled exclusively with chuds

If there’s one thing Manchester City stand for, it’s a passion for justice

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

repeating this to myself until i feel better