Back to back alley oops means sixers win automatically, sorry y'all

Movies are more real than reality to most Americans. I wrote about it here: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Platner sucks enough, but man this whole thing is just soooo *tedious* American election season is drawn out for eternity, I can't stand it

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

(getting frustrated) And you’re telling me Mr. Met isn’t even *invited?”

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

Ffs they even threw in the "touch my chin like I am a smart thinking boy" picture

SHAFT

If the Knicks don't win this by 50 they should be forced to give up the series

The Knicks woke up and were like what if we redid the Red Wedding?

“They [Iraqi fans] always support me so much.” Ahmed Qasem on his national team ambitions. #EveryoneN | #Iraq

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

people who use the word assault online to describe violence are always talking about the most mild, low stakes shit imaginable

Of course a new yorker is most prepared to take on this besuited meatball with legs

Ten years ago, we all died.

🛎️🛎️🛎️

Dude... what?

This was absolutely 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑦 from Andy Nájar

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

kind of intrigued by the idea of holding global democratic votes for what we name stuff on celestial bodies and the resulting future where all the moons in the solar system are MESSI-1 through MESSI-996 and every crater on the moon is named after a kpop star

Listen to Little Red Corvette and see how it makes you feel better

The people with dogs are fucking relentless, I want nothing more than to kick them out of our cafe but we don't bc these adult babies in brooklyn throw a fucking fit and I frankly don't wanna do that every day

Not where this is from, but What This Cruel War Was Over by Chandra Manning is also a great resource about this topic

It would be incredible for the Sirens to share UBS Arena with the Islanders. Takes me half the time to get there, is a much easier split than MSG, and it would be great to not have another NY team playing in 🤢 jersey 🤮

I'm going no matter what, but I'm not eating if animal's on the grill Kiiiinda feel like the rats might throw down a la ratatouille ngl

Saramago would have a field day with this

I know it's for a joke but calling Calvin's dad a Republican is a good way to get him to blow up your house

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

Omfg I forgot all about this 💀

The last 48 hours have been a blur and apparently I didn’t post this video on Bluesky. Y’all deserve to see it to. We are going to the World Cup!!! 🇮🇶 And I love Monterrey 🇲🇽

“Future of the Mets” on “Future of the Mets” crime

Oh what a lovely flick from Bruno 😍

"No thanks to the plane, many of us are still... Alive"

And if thee taketh thy red poltice, thou shall see how deep you rabbit hole truly goeth.

Cursive can wait its turn if I can see through my turquoise phone.

I think it's stupid to make a big deal of it and highlight it like this, but I actually do think teaching cursive is good!! Just like school gives kids lots of different ways to study and organize and let them figure out what works for them, I think cursive does the same for handwriting

Alternate side parking is a fucking racket, why tf am I getting ticketed so some machine can gently push garbage somewhat closer to the sidewalk

Early into the season but it's easily a goal of the year contender

Cristian Espinoza has radically changed this team, what an unbelievable player

Nashville SC Starting XI vs Orlando City Schwake; Baker-Whiting, Woledzi, Palacios, Nájar; Muyl, Tagseth, Yazbek; Surridge, Mukhtar ©, Espinoza BENCH: Willis, Lovitz, Maher, Acosta, Corcoran, Pacius, Bauer, Qasem, Madrigal

Getting word that a CAF spokesman has declared Inter Miami winners of their round of 16 matchup with Nashville.

NASHVILLE SOCCER CLUB BABYYYYYYYY

Turns out it didn't have legs