Not just the encampments. People like Kristof admire the protests that happen ELSEWHERE. They critique those that happen where they live. This is a feature not a bug.

The “Iran is full of Gryffindors” thing is semantically identical to Justin Bieber saying Anne Frank would have been a Belieber

how much help does Messi need?

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY YALL!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

The NYC mayor proposes cheaper housing and public transit & opposes genocide, and there's a dozen media outlets calling him a jihadist commie 24/7. Trump is invading countries, has an ethnic cleansing/assassination crew and the Dems are still like "this is a distraction from the cost of groceries"

The paper that buried the leak about the Venezuela mission vs the publication that didn’t.

loll ray davis rode into the end zone on a private jet

CJ Ham 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Okay JJ's made some nice throws td ngl

Y'know I don't think that Americans are the one who wind up paying the truly devastating price here

I need anyone doing this (and the distraction shtick) to take a breath and ask themselves, "what does making this point serve?"

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

SCHAEF!!! #ISLES WIN!!!!!

Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

All respect to @chiosse.bsky.social , but please enough with this distraction bs I promise you, regime change and occupation in south america is not a distraction, it is a fascist govt continuing to do fascist things in accordance with years of US foreign policy How does this help at all?

I think about this post all the time, and yesterday was a perfect example. NYC brick is seeing God's light all around you and knowing you have been forsaken and cannot feel His touch

Fuck we're in for years of this nonsense aren't we "Fashionable woman in New York wears expensive shoes" is not a story lmao

Eric Adams is going to use cryptocurrency to fight antisemitism. Eric Adams is going to use samurai swords to fight food waste. Eric Adams is going to use 100 rubber duckies to fight prostate cancer. I would believe literally any combo of words hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-s...

Shout-out to to the guy who have me an unopened pack of Gatorade packets when I helped him take my furniture off the curb, it might be the only thing keeping me from certain death rn

It's called football because you throw it with your arms onto three dudes' heads and it bounces off the keeper's chest into somebody's groin and he knees it into a defender's elbow and there's like seven minutes of VAR and then you put the BALL down with your hands and kick it with your FOOT

Yet another reason why Alvarinho is goated

I am a poet, and also the alter ego of Fernando Pessoa

so I can’t shrink down to the size of a little mouse? or pat my belly, completely satisfied with an apple core and bit of cheese? nor will I ever get tucked into a warm sock hanging by a fireplace to sleep??

Bought GAA+ to watch the All Ireland and didn't realize that their $15/month bill was a payment plan and not a subscription 🙃

you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness

facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween

I work in coffee and unfortunately this won't last, but I've been working 4 days instead of 5 the past month and it's really incredible tbh

THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!! *five minutes later* CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid? THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa- CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again

How is adding more cars to the roads the answer. Robot cars are still cars and we're seeing pretty clearly that they can't handle the job. So we're just adding more drivers; worse drivers.

Bills are only capable of playing one half of football and this time they did it in the wrong order

I will say that Caleb Williams looking like ass for 50 minutes then uncorking some of the most insane throws you've ever seen is very reminiscent of '07 Eli.

Goldilocks waking up:

A season defining game from the bears, what an incredible turnaround. I fucking hate it

seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend

carrie: big is moving to paris bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

bird song

3,800 baristas are on strike against Starbucks’ union busting and refusal to settle a union contract. Stand with them! No contract, No Starbucks!

"Philip Rivers worked out for the Colts on Monday night"

"about your favorite president, ME!" is an incredible bit of writing lmao

My "we're not in Kansas anymore" moment when I moved from NY to TN was putting this on a gym Christmas playlist and not a single person in the room had ever heard it before

See you tomorrow, NYC!