Relatable

"KKK, but Best Buy, bitch"

In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.

It’s incredibly sad that a 25 year old died of flu—a vaccine-preventable illness that can be deadly The big anti-vaccine push by the MAGA and MAHA crew is a deadly one; I don’t know what the final tally of deaths will be, but even one death is too many www.expressnews.com/news/article...

My mom and I walked past a dying rat, pulling itself along with just its forelegs. I don’t know what this is a metaphor for.

This is FALSE. ICE data showed DHS averaging 1,259 deportations/day through April 4. There is ZERO sign deportations rose by 154% since. Mullin also mixes up DHS's (also FALSE) claim that 70% arrested have any criminal record at all, and claims that 70% are felons. Wildly wrong.

a) there are, like, single digit trans girls in sports in most states (sometimes literally one!), this entire thing is made up so that one girl who wants to play sports with her friends can't do it b) do not, under any circumstances, make policy based on angry sports parents

You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken

Some people who aren’t Trump can maybe pull off this Trump schtick, but not a guy with the personality of a doorknob. Like this guy right here.

Iconic line from @stevevladeck.bsky.social here in response to Will Baude’s SCOTUS boosterism www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/o...

Bad news.

Taking a victory lap right into the gulags. The narrowness of this decision, in concert with the raft of illegal decisions rendered in the last week, should be setting off alarm bells. What is gained by comforting your constituents when the roof is on fire?

194 pages to decide birthright? Fuck you. Skimming now.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

dog shit country, truly

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Weird how Skynet actually turned out to be private equity.

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What’s really at stake here, even though neither the majority nor dissent speaks of it in these terms, is the presumption of innocence and due process requirements that give it meaning. Our awful Supreme Court majority decided to reduce the scope of those protections today.

In case you didn't think Polymarket was sketchy enough. It paid influencers to use a fake site (poiymarket) to make fake bets that would then look like they won, and then to post viral videos to social media pretending they had won money. www.wsj.com/business/med...

Children’s picture book character Pandorobou (the Bread Thief) is a a mouse who disguises himself as a loaf of bread to sneak into bakeries and steal fresh bread.

wow -- Tim Kaine demolishes Kari Lake KAINE: She accused Sen. Gallego of being controlled by cartels. You had no evidence, right? LAKE: Well, we provided receipts-- K: This was rated pants on fire. You have no evidence. Isn't that right? L: I don't know K: How about an apology?

The claim that "Israel wants to kill its way out of every problem" is the sort of thing that tends to draw a DOJ investigation and the blocking of federal funds when made by campus actors.

Trump is definitely stalled out at the “Is this anything?” stage of sick burn/nickname composition.

A gene therapy for Huntington’s disease has a new path toward approval from the Food and Drug Administration after the exit of several Trump officials, particularly Vinay Prasad.

come on. come the fuck on

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

Love all of this.

omg ffs we just want healthcare

Trump and Kennedy at Tanagra

Shaka, when the letters fell.

This is wild: essentially every LLM—ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini—keeps using the same character when asked to make up a story, a guy called 'Elias Thorne'. He appears so much it's impacting Google Trends data and the self-published book market. Now we might know why www.404media.co/elias-thorne...

Keir Starmer has condemned the riots in Belfast, encouraged and promoted on X by the platform's owner, by posting his statement on X.

This is worth considering when you share screenshots of Twitter morons on this non-Twitter site. You're just breaking down the meager firewall we were able to build against this Nazi and his propaganda machine. The moment Twitter stops regularly getting in front of non-Nazis, it's just Truth Social.

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

a glaring omission from much of the convo about the Delaney Hall labor and hunger strike imo is the fact that *these people shouldn't be laboring in the first place* this is slavery, & even the 13th Amendment's 'punishment for a crime' exception doesn't apply! ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

This is an outrageous story. A farmer donated 87 acres to a small Texas city on the condition it be used as a public park. Years later, the farmer has passed away, the city sold the land to a developer, and now it will be the site of a 135,000 square foot data center www.404media.co/a-farmer-don...

“‘The office he was hired for works with our most elite military units and on extremely sensitive national security issues. It used to be that any possible negative perception about a hire like this would prevent it from happening.’“

Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.) The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Time to boost morale!*** ***with an AI-generated image of the boosted morale. (The ketchup bottles have lids on both sides, they’re holding pizza slices but the pizza on the table is untouched, all the words are jumbled, someone is bowling into the gutter)

This is the inflection point for the political momentum shift in the US

I've been a Knicks fan my whole life and can't wait until we win these finals. But these ticket prices are obscene. The average fan is priced out of enjoying this moment. In a world in which stadiums and sports teams demand all sorts of tax breaks & city services, this should be prohibited.

They’re not even pretending the Confederate redistricting isn’t about race. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/06/05/o...

⚡️ Update: All EU states back opening formal accession talks with Ukraine after Hungary deal. All 27 EU member states have given the green light to open the first cluster of accession negotiations with Ukraine and Moldova, Prime Minister Yuliia Svyrydenko said on June 4.

It’s sort of mind-boggling what an enormous difference an election can make. And how much damage one selfish old man can do if left unchecked.

No one should be nice to Jake Tapper.

Photos of newly arrived immigrants at Ellis Island. Augustus Sherman took the photos between 1902 and 1920 when he worked as the Chief Registry Clerk. Striking to me how the outfits all look good because they have a discernible silhouette (shape and drape).