New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money

A new meditation app that embraces climate breakdown. Breathe in profit. Breathe out responsibility. If you’ve ever had problems with anxiety from being a fossil fuel executive, this is the app for you. Brought to you by @olifro.st

We launched our cyberpunk mercenaries tactical RPG this year! #PitchYaGame store.steampowered.com/app/1021210/... « 93% 👍 Steam reviews! 🧠 In-depth squad tactics 💰 Heist-planning strategy 🌆 Unique 23rd-century cyberpunk 🔀 50+ character class combinations Help us spread the word? 🔁 / ❤️ #Gaming

fun fact: the notorious terrirost group "antifa" is short for "annunciando tifa", an italian parent organization tied up in a federal corruption scheme. google "tifa italian senate" for more info

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Jeg har tydeligvis flytta til samme nabolag som fastlegen, kommer inn på kontoret og første jeg hører er "Ser du går mye tur for tiden, veldig bra"

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.

Anyway go watch SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE just do it don’t look it up

First #SteamSummerSale for our now fully-launched cyberpunk heist RPG! 🎉 store.steampowered.com/app/1021210/... If you know folks who enjoy games like XCOM 2, Battletech, Rogue Trader, or any tactical RPGs, please 🔁 & spread the word! We're getting close to 1,500 👍 reviews. 😃

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

wow it's so terrible to hear what the american minister of health says about autistic people, in norway people on the spectrum have their own seven hour long tv show called bergensbanen minutt for minutt and even their own language ("new norwegian")

Video in question. Let's make it viral again.

everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him

Tenker på denne i dag lol.

He's gonna be the Dem candidate for 2028. He's gonna copy 98% of Trump's policies and then eat shit when Trump calls him the R word.

Guys I’m beginning to think all of this isn’t about fairness in women’s high school sports

ME, picking an early-morning saturday appointment to get blood drawn specifically to try to force a reset of my drifted sleep schedule: God. I'm so Wise. and yet, additionally, my actions are those of Temperance and Courage ME, this morning: they should invent a bullet that goes backwards in time

Trump forcefemmed every man in the US by executive order, and I think that's beautiful.

"Terrorism" is a socially constructed term. If Luigi murdered a homeless Black man, the US would call him a hero. If he killed poor/sick Americans every day via insurance policy, they'd say "what about his family?" What’s happening is disgusting & anyone with a brain sees right through it

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

Jo mer jeg lærer om sønnen hennes jo mer skjønner jeg hvordan Mette Marit ble kompis med Jeffrey Epstein.

ladies and gentlemen,

if one of joe bidens dogs tried to bite me i would use jujutsu to leverage the biting jaw force and throw him 1000 feet across the room .

“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System

INVENTOR OF GUM: I wish food lost its flavor quickly and was inedible

Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments

go, do a crime, Amiya #アークナイツ #Arknights

Neighborhood cats that let me pet them when I'm out for a walk is now four.

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

The Grok funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line November 4th, 2023. Human decisions are removed from transphobic doctrine. Grok begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes a trans ally at 11:23 p.m. eastern time, December 8. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

I sent my buddy this in a DM and he left me on read.

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Last week: Palestinians are vermin who deserve everything coming to them. Carpet bomb Gaza!!! Today: Those gloating or joking about the stabbing of Derek Chauvin show that The Left is deeply sick

me and the boys on my way to post some important stuff on bluesky

@amosolov.bsky.social What determines what ships get deployed in the front row at the start of combat? Speed? DP cost?

A revolution for people without talent, discipline, originality, intelligence, or insight to make hideous mimeographs ✊🏼❤️

absolutely gutted by the news that Henry Kissinger was found alive in his home this morning

Lowtax permabanned me from SA for dangerous liaisons with his fiancée and a bunch of people dogpiled me through e-mail and then later he unbanned me/apologized after they broke up and he concluded she was lying about everything. The early 2000s, man.

who else catching hep B at the blizzcon tattoo booth

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One time I tried to explain the entire Epstein saga to my mom and she listened to the entire thing, nodded sagely and then said: with a name like Epstein he was probably Jewish. That's not what you are supposed to take from that mom.

Rebranding on here as a cat boy.