Is it too hot or not hot enough? Drop in for the launch of my oil propaganda machine in London tomorrow luma.com/9pa57v60

Private jets don’t pay duty on fuel So we made wings to turn your car into one Jetsetset.com

My first “children’s book” is a hit! After delivering copies to law offices around London, it featured in The Times, Law.com and RollOnFriday. You can read “Why Daddy’s Law Firm Works With the Nice Oil Men” and request a copy at seriouspeople.co/penguin

The vote wasn’t rigged. It was oil rigged. Fossilvision.com #eurovision

Eurovision for fossil fuels Voting ends Sunday Fossilvision.com

FossilVision is Eurovision for fossil fuels Voting ends Sunday fossilvision.com

Eurovision for fossil fuels Voting ends Sunday FossilVision.com

Far less controversial than Eurovision. We’ve launched a petrol-propaganda song competition: FossilVision.com Please vote for my entry “Bang Bang Drilly Drilly Bomb” Or “Drill It Just Like That” Or “Just a Wildfire” The results are rigged so you can’t really go wrong.

We stole lululemon's designs and made them less terrible for the environment. mumumelon.co #lululemon

We went to Paris to launch a fake brand campaign for the bank Société Générale. Société Générale said they’d stop funding coal. But instead underwrote a $409 million a bond to the world’s largest private coal company (through one of their subsidiaries). Sign the petition at pollutiongenerale.fr

Did you know that the PR agency for #COP30 also works for fossil fuel companies like Shell? We made a meditation app to help them sleep at night. Try it for yourself here oilwell.app

You pay fuel duty. Why don’t billionaires? This week, we launched WeWingAnyCar.com to help you qualify for the same tax breaks that private jets get. Because tax loopholes shouldn’t just be for billionaires. They’re for everyone.

Watch out for socialist vampires tonight

This is what you really need to worry about this Halloween.

Learn how to better serve our Almighty Economy Lord with this “web game” I created. It features ten mini-games where you can pray, make offerings, and confess to the Holy Ghost of GDP. olifro.st/almighty-eco...

A divine hymn for our Almighty Economy Lord 🙏

This email just went out to everyone at Edelman PR… Richard defends their contract with COP30, and pushes oilwell.app as the solution to staff anxiety.

We launched a meditation app for oil and gas PR firm, Edelman. With sessions like the Smog Breathing Exercise, oilwell.app helps you embrace climate chaos, so Edelman can carry on promoting fossil fuels. This month the app passed a huge milestone. So naturally, we baked their office a cake.

This morning Edelman's biggest health clients received a yoga mat. Clients like AstraZeneca, who may be wondering how Edelman’s fossil fuel PR aligns with their health missions. The Edelmat helps them stay calm as the world gently burns. Try Edelman’s new yoga experience yourself at oilwell.app

Get ready for Thirsty Billionaire Summer @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social #heatwave

I stopped off at a billionaire’s mansion with @greenpeace.org to deliver a special gift

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🐚 Ring ring! The ocean called. It wants its biodiversity back. I went to the UN Ocean Conference with @greenpeace.org to see how world leaders are getting on with ratifying the High Seas Treaty.

This is the Drought Meditation from oilwell.app The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown

“It’s not a protest, it’s a mindful acceptance practice” This week we took our meditation site Oilwell.app to Edelman’s offices.

Ready to embrace climate breakdown? Join us for a group meditation outside Edelman’s London office tomorrow morning. Contact details on the flyer. Oilwell.app

553,266 seconds have been spent meditating on climate chaos on oilwell.app The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown

Oilwell Pro… Coming soon Oilwell.app

Let go of childish thoughts like “climate action” Oilwell.app is a wellness app to help you embrace climate breakdown Brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR

Oilwell’s mood tracker helps you accept your climate anxiety, so oil and gas companies can get on with ignoring it Oilwell.app the app that helps you embrace climate breakdown.

🎧 Climate catastrophe sounds better with headphones. 🔉 These ASMR experiences help you turn climate chaos into background noise 📲 oilwell.app - the app that helps you embrace climate breakdown

🌪️️ Drift off to climate chaos 🌙️ Blend the sounds of disasters to make your perfect good night noise. 💤 Try it at oilwell.app (brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR)

🌪️️ Drift off to climate chaos 🌙️ Blend the sounds of disasters to make your perfect good night noise. 💤 Try it at oilwell.app (brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR)

Keep a log of your spiral into climate anxiety The mood tracker in oilwell.app includes the full range of climate grief, climate terror and climate despair. And every day Oilwell will remind you that your feelings don’t matter. The climate crisis continues regardless

Bye bye biosphere. This is the Lifeless Rock Visualization from Oilwell.app The meditation app that helps you embrace climate breakdown.

Unbelievable! Staff at Edelman received this email from their CEO yesterday. oilwell.app

“Endless Growth Affirmation” from oilwell.app The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown

Oilwell.app meditations help you quiet the climate science noise. Our guided sessions immerse you in extreme weather events, helping you learn to filter them out. We highly recommend you try them for yourself at oilwell.app

Smog Breathing Exercise from oilwell.app The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown

Today we launched Oilwell.app – a wellness app to help you embrace climate chaos. With Smog Breathing Exercises, Drought Meditations, and Wildfire ASMR, Oilwell helps you find inner peace while the world burns. (Brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR.)

We got kicked out of Advertising Week for warning the ad industry about Legal Warming, the hot new trend in climate litigation. seriouspeople.co/legalwarming

There’s a thing that happens whenever you try to talk about one aspect of the climate crisis online When you write about animal agriculture “Hey why don’t you write about polluting companies?” When you write about fossil fuels “Hey why don’t you write about plant-based diets?”

Clearing this up for the net zero sceptics… Left: windmill (makes bread) Right: wind turbine (makes electricity)

We tend to treat earth as if its resources were infinite. The question is not “How Much Wood Could A Wood Chuck Chuck If A Wood Chuck Could Chuck Wood?” It is how much wood *should* he chuck if he means to go on chucking for many years to come.

Wow! Three of my "elaborate comedy stunts" about the climate have made it into @financialtimes.com

While I don't support oligarchy, as an Oli, I do support Oli-archy — supreme rule by me.

The days after Christmas: perfect for relaxing, unwinding, and reading the five books you got about how the world is ending

Christmas songs reviewed, from an environmental perspective…!

Hi Bluesky 👋 I’m Oli, socialist vampire. I invented the climate crisis as a means to push through evil policies that will create a greener fairer world with more free-range organic humans (which as we all know, have the most delicious blood)