THIS.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Tapping this eternal meme:

THE LONG DARK, Episode Five: The Light at the End of All Things is now live on all platforms: PC (Steam, EGS, GoG), Xbox (One, Series X/S), PlayStation (4 & 5), and Steamdeck. Switch will be joining ASAP. Go and enjoy the game! If you already own THE LONG DARK, Episode Five is a free update.

@dreadships.bsky.social Have you seen the U2 spy plane do carrier landings and take offs ? youtu.be/L8HMPMYL19E?...

on Trans Day of Visibility, remembering an unusual character.

We literally threatened to invade a NATO ally THIS YEAR. TWO MONTHS AGO.

speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick

In Ann Arbor, Michigan. First time in probably more than 25 years. I used to complain about how the university was just jumbled in with the city, without a distinct “you’re on campus,” and “now you’re off campus” distinction, but I’ve now come to like both approaches.

what's the J for what's the J for, motherfucker

This is called “strategic defeat.” You have ended up in a worse position than before you began, with your adversary, while battered, emerging in a stronger position than before.

I think this is pretty funny but then I might be biassed

Surveillance is a one-way ratchet toward authoritarianism. Yes, even by private companies. Even when people “consent.” Even when the company gives you “free” stuff, or let you stand in a shorter line, or make your life more convenient somehow.

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it’s weird how the 90s were 20 years ago and yet the year 2019 was also somehow 20 years ago

Something has gone spectacularly wrong with the back-end of the movie theater rewards points website 🙃

Happy Duke lost day to all my co-religionists

Yes, we will all die one day -- and perhaps sooner than anybody expected because *waves hands all around* -- but watching Duke bottle a double-digit lead on the national (nay, international) stage makes it all fucking worthwhile

What an epic Duke collapse. Choked away a 19-point lead and then just had to hold the ball at the end and they couldn't even do that. Just amazing.

Pope Leo on Palm Sunday: “This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood’ (Is 1:15).”

This reality has been memory holed as simply the cost of doing business Instead of design choices from a corrupt administration

It’s getting harder to have these conversations about how America chose Donald Trump a second time Because it requires an abandoning of what he did the first time And what he did the first time was directly and indirectly cause the deaths of over a million people

I feel like Dems could leave the herrenvolk vote approach to the openly racist party

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

The tragic irony of the last few years is that, had the USG given Ukraine only a fraction of the weapons that they have expended against Iran in a few weeks (Patriots, Tomahawks, etc), Ukraine would have won, oil prices would not be skyrocketing and the US would be more secure.

I’m a white female college grad and I think that I am as legitimately and importantly American as a white male who flunked out of trade school and listens to podcasts at the gym.

really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.

Sandra Wong, the great granddaughter of Wong Kim Ark, is preparing to march at the #NoKings Rally in San Francisco. Today is the 128th Anniversary of the SCOTUS decision affirming birthright citizenship.

Uncanny

As they angle for a presidential pardon in television interviews, Sam Bankman-Fried’s law professor parents file “pro se” motions for their adult son, leave voicemails with the judge, and sign documents claiming they're from him in prison.

It's amazing how thoroughly Israel and the Gulf states cozied up to Trump, and he's like "thank you for all your support, as reward, we put hardliners in control of Iran and gave them the Persian Gulf as reparations and now we're gonna peace out"

I want someone like Ezra Klein or CNBC to hunt down all the CEOs who were sure Trump would be good for business and do a focus group, mostly just to watch them squirm.

The Pakistanis’ phones about to be ringing of the hook

This Presidency every day

They started a war of choice for absolutely no reason, with no real strategy and no real preparation, and the end result will be a global situation that is, in every single way, worse than what it was when they started.

It’s not shocking yet simultaneously remains shocking what racist pigs they are.

I know there's a lot going on But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable

1/ It's not just that unilaterally paying TSA agents is illegal. It's that Trump has now repeatedly undermined the core of the congressional power of the purse. He's not spending money that has been appropriated by law (impoundments) and he's spending money that has not been appropriated.

You need to see baby goat zoomies. Trust me. Sound up.

My quote of the day The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. Abraham Lincoln

“Thank you patriots for contributing your gold jewelry. We have formed it into this golden calf for you to worship.”

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

$1B to make energy more expensive. $1B so Trump can play with other dictators. $1.25M to reward the guy who forgot Trump was in on his calls with Russia. All while real Americans can't pay for healthcare and gasoline.

Still waiting for Trump sleeping through everything to get the @Axios double siren treatment like when Joe Biden got new Hokas.

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I will 100% support your weird cursive fixation if you spend the same amount of money and time getting American children to understand progressive taxation well enough that they carry that knowledge into adulthood. So you don't have to explain it like this (although this is a very good explainer!).