everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

It shouldn't escape notice that Trump explicitly threatened to use *the state* to target anyone he and MAGA scapegoat for Charlie Kirk's murder. We really could see Stephen Miller and Kash Patel use the FBI for 60s-style domestic persecution. Some thoughts on that: newrepublic.com/article/2004...

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

Mapping Off 3: Quick Draw! Death Bear vs. Major Arlene! Saturday, July 26th at 5pm EST! Event Trailer by Obsidian!

it’s that time of year again

www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/... July 26th witness two of the fastest guns this side of the Mississippi standoff against eachother! PUSS's @deathbearofdeath.bsky.social will be facing off against The Hellforge's @majorarlene.net for our third annual charity speedmap livestream!

Year 3 of the charity event stream where we pit speedmappers against each other live on stream! Saturday, July 26th www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

Death Star To Open Day Care Center theonion.com/death-s...

Help SPD Name Its New Urban Warfare Tank! tinyurl.com/yysvmwa4

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary

thought this was really beautiful

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

Dear LGBTQ Allies, Today we are again reminded why PRIDE isn't about rainbows and parades. It's about standing with the LGBTQ human beings and pushing back against the bigots and the bullies, no matter what it costs us. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-lgbtq-a... Jonathan Joss

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

The news reports right now are mentioning just that Jonathan Joss was shot and killed "after an argument with a neighbour." The truth is much much worse.

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

How it started : How it’s going

sound on i beg you

the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media

for a lot of you:

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

everybody on the timeline rn

Hey Bluesky. I'm Jimmy, probably best known for my MIDI music for video games and Doom mods. I have about 800 pieces to my name. Wrote MIDI soundtracks for SIGIL 1 & 2, Prodeus, Secret Agent HD, and currently working on music for indie FPS Supplice.

Boris Vallejo

cyberdemon

cant go without drawing neil banging out those tunes today

Bring back proper games journalism.

randomly remembered one of my favorite posts

So there should be three more doors so you have all the gods and Chaos undivided.

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning

Nothing sucks more than getting to a red light when the chorus is about to hit

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

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A new age is coming, and @zlimbratski.bsky.social kindly takes us through hell... reload-magazine.net/articles/the...