This song was released on this date in 1988. Seems more relevant today for some reason. youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY?...

Legacy of the Republican Party. #january6th

Vic Tayback was born on this date in 1930. Here’s the terrible 5 minute sketch I did of him this morning en lieu of listening to the conference call I was on at work

Garfield acted like he hated Odie but after he was put down he sat under the bed howling and wouldn't eat for days

Vic Tayback was born on this date in 1930. Here’s the terrible 5 minute sketch I did of him this morning en lieu of listening to the conference call I was on at work

logging on

Here's the remarkable story of how Rob and Michele Reiner forged a unshakable bond with a man serving life in prison for a murder he says he didn't commit. “Rob and Michele didn’t want credit for trying to help me,” Nanon Williams told us. “It was just because they loved me.” Please give it a read

Walz: "We've got conspiracy theorists, right-wing YouTubers, breaking into our daycares, demanding access to our children. We've got the president demonizing our Somali neighbors and wrongfully confiscating funds that Minnesotans rely on. It's disgusting and it's dangerous."

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Honey, I Drilled the Kids

is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich

Welcome to my Audio Journey👽💋 I’ll be uploading to YouTube, soon, as well. Stay tuned🎙️ #asmr #audio

Shout out to all y'all who already gave up on your resolutions. You'll rock that shit next time and whatnot.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Well, fuck. Maybe 2027 will be good.

Sure, you can say you guessed Trump would be this bad, but obviousness is 20/20.

Not only is Trump promising to rebuild Venezuela, but he will be picking out all the marble and fixtures personally.

My health insurance refuses to pay for an induced coma as an elective procedure.

Well, fuck. Maybe 2027 will be good.

(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops .. @semafor.com www.semafor.com/article/01/0...

my sex life implies my sex death

A great friend gifted me this today. Viva Sergio!

I deleted some tweets about Chuck Schumer because he depresses me

living in this country is like being awake on the table

for sale: baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo, never worn

This dumb fuck isn’t even running this country, let alone two. Please let it end

marco rubio says cuba is run by "incompetent, senile men" WHILE STANDING IN FRONT OF AN INCOMPETENT, SENILE MAN

Hey Congress - you up? The guy who brags he he can recognize a giraffe bombed Venezuela and kidnapped its leader. He’s out of his fucking skull. IMPEACH NOW!!

Welp, that was the Rubicon

The site was down yesterday… so the BLOWOUT SALE is extended until 1/5 at 12pm Get 63% off using code KAT jimmypardo.bigcartel.com

The Piece of Shit President

If your returning in Avengers:Doomsday lasts for more than 24 hours, please seek immediate medical attention.

quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Charlie's Biblically Correct Angels

If your returning in Avengers:Doomsday lasts for more than 24 hours, please seek immediate medical attention.

⭐️ Reskeet with Your Favorite Album, Film, Song, and Steaming Series of 2025 ⭐️ Favorite Album: “Getting Killed” Geese Favorite Film: “One Battle After Another” PT Anderson Favorite Song: “Dancing in the Club” This is Lorelei & MJ Lenderman Favorite Streaming Series: ‘The Lowdown” on Hulu

Picked this up for $20 today. Not a crack on it. Love it

Picked this up for $20 today. Not a crack on it. Love it

I have a disorder where I am invisible to hand sensors. I also have a huge dong.

call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

He has never touched his Tonight Show money.

Cheryl Hines is tone deaf and shameless. She couldn’t read the room 3 weeks ago before she spewed this garbage?

Happy New Year all

First moon of 2026. Hope you all had a great New Year’s Day

I can’t believe it’s 2026 tomorrow. I just got used to writing “The End of Times” on my checks!!

New Year's Eve just hasn't been the same since New Year's Steve died

still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks

Yesterday I took my 365th walk of the year of a half hour or more. It was the 636th day in a row of doing it. OCD sometimes has advantages, I like to see these circles closed