"On the coast of Martinaise, in a small weather-beaten church built 380 years ago by settlers from the Occident, perhaps to guard against an anomaly at its centre, an officer of the RCM is contorting his rotting body as he invents the future of dance music... it's the hardest anyone has ever danced"

RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about socialism. Scratch that, *the* question about socialism, the alpha & omega of socialism questions, & that question is: (Whisper.) "is tranny pussy bourgeois?"

Are women bourgeois? Ari: WELL I AM

DISGUST - Ugh, I *knew* that burrito from the food truck would make you sick. PAIN THRESHOLD [Heroic: Success] - You'll be fine. The sublime taste was *worth* the bad digestion. JOY - The power of positivity! ENDURANCE [Medium: Failure] - Ever hear of a prolapsed anus? This will *not* end well...

disco elysium from cuno's perspective SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at a corpse. SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at a corpse. SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at a corpse. SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at a corpse. SAVOIR FAIRE [Eas

INLAND EMPIRE- Then it hits you like a truck full of alarm clocks: you are a character in a Disney film. You do not exist. HALF-LIGHT- If you don't exist, neither do they. Might as well kick some ass. VOLITION- who? ANGER- does it matter?

Kim could save blanche and harry could destroy Stanley

DRAMA:

SUGGESTION [Medium: Failure] The words drown in your mouth. You catch a whiff of the 5-day-old briefs you're wearing. Sweat-infused. Piss-stained briefs. All in the hopes of signaling to others through smell, how much of a *communist* you are.

I assume this is a microtransaction content from za/um’s new mobile game.

MONEEZOBIAN SOCIO-ECONOMICS - 0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering trillionaires still rule the galaxy with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Faircomb Moneezob *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

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Queen never cry

new thot internalized

i pull back the magnificent banner of the pro-natalist conference to reveal that it is the Advanced Race Science thought cabinet from disco elysium

[ELECTROCHEMISTRY] Five of you means five times the amphetamines. Five times the vodka. Five times the fun.

[ESPRIT DE CORPS] that’s five missing badges and five missing guns, Harry. They won’t like this at the precinct. You can hear them, taking about you, talking about how Martinaise can’t take two of you, much less five. Do it, Harry. Get rid of them.

[SHIVERS] the streets are overwhelmed, you moron. they cannot take the stench of five of you. the streets buckle under your degeneracy.

fuck i even have a couple fake handlebar mustaches upstairs next to a horrific necktie from my past life.

Just unlocked the true ending, why is nobody posting about this?

Crisco Elysium

the delivery guy wouldnt look me in the eye, he seemed to be trying to avoid looking at me at all which leads me to believe that i probably sucked his dick at some point

𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂 [𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚖: 𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜]- You avoided therapy today & instead watched a beloved childhood film. What about its themes of loss, mourning, & rebirth made it more palatable to you than your psychologist’s couch? How might the death of Optimus Prime be a representation of paternal abandonment?

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"idiocracy was a documentary" me:

Uncanny

Grow out a beard, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

IT REALLY FUCKING IS!!! elon is literally a eugenicists stop agreeing with the eugenicist movie

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 [𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎]- The words have already left your mouth... - "I want to have fuck with you."

✨superstar cop breakdance🪩 ELECTROCHEMISTRY [𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜] - You proceed to bust it down on the dance floor, popping your bussy. ENDURANCE [𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎] - You fail to keep busting it down, popping your spine. −2 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗛 −1 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗘

Voices from another self? Voices from *a deeper self*? Voices from... *early gender dysphoria*?

Harry, of course I'll let you kick the football! The football's Union made! What's the point of a football that doesn't get kicked? I wouldn't want to waste valuable Union resources on a useless football! Why would I pull it away at the last second? I'm a busy man, Harry!

KIM KITSURAGI - Mr. Claire... are these theatrics really necessary? EMPATHY [Heroic: Success] - Only you can tell, but the Lieutenant is holding in laughter. ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Easy: Success] - To save your good name, he won't tell this story back at the station. But he *really* wishes he could.

Disco Elysium has a lot of great, cutting stuff to say about various ideologies but the thing that cut deepest for me is that internalizing communist thought largely just makes you miserable “Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.”

JOY- We can win this hockey game as a team! ANXIETY- but what if she gets hurt again... ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Heroic: Success] - Yesss look at you. your skates are steel talons. The rink a frozen pasture of cattle desperate for slaughter. You NEEDED to smoke those bath salts. now you will drink BLOOD.

"I saw the mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone- everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the word. It has to take it off, just for one second. to do the deed."

"And then you see it. as it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest, most courageous people in the world," he's silent for a second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*... that the bourgeois are not human."

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