Dude There's No Kitchen in the Castle She 100% Lied About the Cake

having played fallen london for like two weeks now, I feel like I owe xcom an apology

i just wanted to share my favourite metaphor text post chain i saw on reddit LMAO

blonde lead in 1998 thriller: the sun isn't enough to protect us now. dracula has gone cyber. a stake isn't enough to kill dracula dot com.

They're always waiting for you. 😴 #deadlock #fanart

Drew god from memory

POV you are Henry of skalitz returning to your bed at the Devil's den

if france actually manage to get some real consequences imposed on this asshole, I swear I will never make fun of the french again probably

acousticdonuts.neocities.org/articles/app... wrote up a little thing about apparatus: exanimus, a game that's been living rent free in my head for a bit now

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

#deadlock 🎨

always brightens my day, remembering that kuze's actor is a full-fat, dyed-in-the-wool, ride-or-die trans ally

as hellworld as everything is, I am definitely getting a lot of catharsis out of seeing right-wingers crash out from the one-two punch of "all your beliefs were given to you by a pedophile and his friends" and "your idol literally shat himself in the oval office in front of an entire press corps"

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

Conceptualization success #art | #discoelysium

a pages caring hands [ #art | #kcd ]

kermies #art

bjork oh my god so good to see you! it’s been s- bjork: I have heetbox

idea i had

The Warrior of Light ✨ #finalfantasy

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maybe the pure funniest moment of wrestling commentary ever

this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.

fellas is it good when your billion-dollar company can't even release a remake of a 20 year old game

Paused on an absolutely immaculate frame

absolutely devilish bit

sometimes I get really distracted by orphaned etymology in games, like characters saying "jeez" in a setting without christianity, but none of them make me feel more insane than the fucking neon sign saying "texas" behind tifa's bar is texas just like an airship ride away from midgar or something

MIRROR’S EDGE in 2025

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

incredibly funny to see a muse song show up on my playlist, with all their "fight the power, down with totalitarianism, fuck the police state" lyrics, and then right underneath that there's a notif saying that their next tour date is in fuckin abu dhabi

why does every political cartoonist have the ugliest art style on planet earth

his name is mould spore thank you for your attention to this matter

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Earlier today luke proposed to me 🥹❤️

i love it when the numbers are on my side for a change